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  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
    Pastor of Praise and Worship
    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2009
    • 3890
    #1

    Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

    I would just like to say howdy and I wish you a wonderful evening in Christ.

    My name is Billy Bob and I have been saved since I was in college. I like bull riding, dirt biking, fishing and hunting.

    My favorite verse is the one seen in my signature.
    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com
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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197
      #2
      Re: Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

      Amen, one of my favorite passages.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

          Damn BB, you and I have the exact same hobbie. Pastor Zeke said you might join the forum. Hot Damn!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

              Welcome to God's favorite forum, Billy. Tell the folks about your church, and please share your testimony on how you came to find Christ.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22373
                  #5
                  Re: Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Black View Post
                  My favorite verse is the one seen in my signature.
                  Always a good choice, Psalm 137:9. Welcome to our friendly forum! I like hunting a lot as well. What is your favorite gun?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445
                      #6
                      Re: Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

                      Welcome, friend! Great to have another Brother In The Faith(tm) around!
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                          Pastor of Praise and Worship
                          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 3890
                          #7
                          Re: Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Damn BB, you and I have the exact same hobbie. Pastor Zeke said you might join the forum. Hot Damn!
                          Thank you, Brother. It's always nice to meet men with similar hobbies.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Welcome to God's favorite forum, Billy. Tell the folks about your church, and please share your testimony on how you came to find Christ.
                          Thank you for the kind welcome, Pastor. I found God when I was at college in godly Abilene, TX.

                          A stranger knocked on my door and invited me to Church when I was in a drunken haze. In hindsight, I believe it was an angel sent to me by the LORD.

                          Since then, I have been a born again KJV reading independent Baptist. Shout glory!
                          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                            • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                              Pastor of Praise and Worship
                              A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 3890
                              #8
                              Re: Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              What is your favorite gun?
                              That's tough one. My favorite rifle would have to be my Springfield .30-06. My favorite pistol would have to be the Desert Eagle .50.

                              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                              Welcome, friend! Great to have another Brother In The Faith™ around!
                              Thank you for your warm welcome as well, brother.
                              Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                              Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                                • Jocelyn Carolyn
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 52
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

                                  I like u Billy Bob Black. U Jesus!

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                                    • James Dewitt
                                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 6267
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

                                      Welcome Billy Bob Black, Say I have been wondering something about you Texans. You guys did such a great job with the heathen injuns, I kinda was wondering when you all where going to play Cowboys and queers.You could start in San Francisco and work your way east to New York .

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                                        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                                          Pastor of Praise and Worship
                                          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jul 2009
                                          • 3890
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

                                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                          Welcome Billy Bob Black, Say I have been wondering something about you Texans. You guys did such a great job with the heathen injuns, I kinda was wondering when you all where going to play Cowboys and queers.You could start in San Francisco and work your way east to New York .
                                          Thank you for the welcome. We know what to do about them queers, but the damn revenuers keep getting in our business.

                                          All I can say is there have been no known cases of dragging sodomites behind pick up trucks for going on nearly two decades now.
                                          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                                          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                                            • James Dewitt
                                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                              • Jan 2010
                                              • 6267
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello there! I feel like I have known you guys forever!

                                              Billy Bob Black;509162]
                                              Thank you for the welcome. We know what to do about them queers, but the damn revenuers keep getting in our business.
                                              Ain't that the truth, you would think that they would be busy keeping the Messicans from crossing the Rio Grand.

                                              All I can say is there have been no known cases of dragging sodomites behind pick up trucks for going on nearly two decades now.
                                              That sounds very extreme, it has to be hard on the roads. I would think the chains have to hurt the pavement.

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