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  • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

    Dear Landover Baptists,
    I'm all for the Middle eastern war, and god, and all the other shit.
    However, your blatant racism is against the Bible.
    "All human beings are created in the image and likeness of God, Genesis 1.26,27."
    WHICH MEANS THAT ALL HUMAN BEINGS ARE EQUAL, you stupid motherpiffleers. I am a white, 24 year old man who disagrees with your church's ideals and all of what you stand for. I hearby sentence you stupid, ignorant bastards to Hell; By the way, i'm christian. BITCH, you say there are 100 million people with your beliefs? Well, there are 2.1 billion Christians.
    You say you're American, and all for democracy? Well then, majority rules.
    Get your dirty filthy asses out of America; you don't deserve to be here, and you most definitely should not be spreading your racist, bigot, invalid beliefs on the internet.

    Sincerely,
    The Majority.

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    • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

      Originally posted by SavedOne132 View Post
      I am a white, 24 year old man who disagrees with your church's ideals
      No one on this planet cares about your opinion. Absolutely no one. All you do is waste space.

      I hearby sentence you stupid, ignorant bastards to Hell
      Only God can do that my friend, only God.

      By the way, i'm christian. BITCH, you say there are 100 million people with your beliefs? Well, there are 2.1 billion Christians.
      Most people who claim to be Christians are not Christians. You being an excellent example of that.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

        Now honestly, are going to challenge me to a scripture quotes battle? And good sir, I go to Saint Bartholomew's church every Sunday, and believe that the Lord God is up there somewhere. I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND I REALLY DON'T
        GIVE A SHIT about what you think. I waste space? My friend, I would think twice before you insult a member of the armed forces. I will hunt you down, and put you where you belong; in Hell. Every time I go into Afghanistan or Iraq, I save worthless people like you. Without the hundreds of thousands Christian troops, your worthless ass would be terrorist bait. Nobody cares what I think? I beg to differ. And you are misinformed. God has already damned you to hell as soon as you became part of the Landover Baptist church.

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        • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

          Originally posted by SavedOne132 View Post
          Now honestly, are going to challenge me to a scripture quotes battle? And good sir, I go to Saint Bartholomew's church every Sunday, and believe that the Lord God is up there somewhere. I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND I REALLY DON'T
          GIVE A SHIT about what you think. I waste space? My friend, I would think twice before you insult a member of the armed forces. I will hunt you down, and put you where you belong; in Hell. Every time I go into Afghanistan or Iraq, I save worthless people like you. Without the hundreds of thousands Christian troops, your worthless ass would be terrorist bait. Nobody cares what I think? I beg to differ. And you are misinformed. God has already damned you to hell as soon as you became part of the Landover Baptist church.
          Why would God damn us for following His word?

          Jack
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

            Originally posted by SavedOne132 View Post
            Now honestly, are going to challenge me to a scripture quotes battle? And good sir, I go to Saint Bartholomew's church every Sunday, and believe that the Lord God is up there somewhere. I AM A CHRISTIAN, AND I REALLY DON'T
            GIVE A SHIT about what you think. I waste space? My friend, I would think twice before you insult a member of the armed forces. I will hunt you down, and put you where you belong; in Hell. Every time I go into Afghanistan or Iraq, I save worthless people like you. Without the hundreds of thousands Christian troops, your worthless ass would be terrorist bait. Nobody cares what I think? I beg to differ. And you are misinformed. God has already damned you to hell as soon as you became part of the Landover Baptist church.
            Dear Papist Fool;

            Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping Mary and being sodomized by preists to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

            Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
            5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
            5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
            Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

            YIC,

            --Pastor Ezekiel
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

              If God loved everyone, don't you think he'd make his home here amongst us, to bask in our happinness and perfection all the live long day? YET HE DOES NOT. No, indeed, he felt so sickened by "humanity" that he called his only Begotten Son home early, rather than have Him corrupted by the sinliness seen here.

              It's like that mother in the news that God spoke to, who drowned her precious babes least they be tainted by this world.

              Perhaps when we have washed the world clean, as we would do a Spring Cleaning for a reverent visitor, will Jesus return.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                Originally posted by lucifer1306217 View Post
                If God loved everyone, don't you think he'd make his home here amongst us, to bask in our happinness and perfection all the live long day? YET HE DOES NOT. No, indeed, he felt so sickened by "humanity" that he called his only Begotten Son home early, rather than have Him corrupted by the sinliness seen here.

                It's like that mother in the news that God spoke to, who drowned her precious babes least they be tainted by this world.

                Perhaps when we have washed the world clean, as we would do a Spring Cleaning for a reverent visitor, will Jesus return.
                Now, here you are almost making sense and you have a name like luciferxxxxxxx. Why would you worship the devil, when you are so close to the Truth?

                God is responsible for everything.

                Isaiah 45:7
                I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

                Amos 3:6
                Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

                Exodus 4:11
                And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?

                Now, don't you feel ridiculous for following the evil one this whole time?
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                • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                  If God loved everyone, don't you think he'd make his home here amongst us, to bask in our happinness and perfection all the live long day? YET HE DOES NOT. No, indeed, he felt so sickened by "humanity" that he called his only Begotten Son home early, rather than have Him corrupted by the sinliness seen here.

                  It's like that mother in the news that God spoke to, who drowned her precious babes least they be tainted by this world.

                  Perhaps when we have washed the world clean, as we would do a Spring Cleaning for a reverent visitor, will Jesus return.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                    Galatians 6:7
                    Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

                    Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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                    • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                      If you believe in freedom of speech(which I also support), I could say, "Jesus Christ never existed, Satan is king and overlord of everything, now I'm going to go masturbate and kill good, innocent Christian people". But I wouldn't because I don't believe that. But, you need to watch yourselves. Also, your political views on this website are the stupidest, most ignorant, arrogant scrawlings of bullshit that has ever existed. But, wait, if you banned me from your site, that would violate your belief of freedom of speech. FUCK.

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                      • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                        Originally posted by ibkid345 View Post
                        If you believe in freedom of speech(which I also support), I could say, "Jesus Christ never existed, Satan is king and overlord of everything, now I'm going to go masturbate and kill good, innocent Christian people". But I wouldn't because I don't believe that. But, you need to watch yourselves. Also, your political views on this website are the stupidest, most ignorant, arrogant scrawlings of bullshit that has ever existed. But, wait, if you banned me from your site, that would violate your belief of freedom of speech. piffle.
                        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                        If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                          I have never felt more sick and disgusted in my entire life.
                          You people are not working in God's name, you are committing some of the most blasphemous acts known to man.
                          You fucking freaks are revolting, and I'd advise you to try living in the real world before you continue to plague the internet with your fucking disgusting messages, pictures, and ideals.
                          Chances are you're all faggots anyway.
                          Wife beating and torture are now recommended?
                          WOULD YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO YOURSELVES.
                          This is not radicalism, this is the shit that asylums are made of.
                          I honestly cannot put everything I am feeling right now into words, so let me just go and throw up before I'm barred from the forum.
                          And just by the way, I'm a 17 year old Australian girl, I received a Catholic education and attend a Catholic high school, my best friend is gay and he's the most amazing person in the world, I've kissed several girls, I freaking love porn, I've cut myself, I've seen things you people would probably never even be able to fathom, and I think I'm just going to go and throw up all over my computer now.
                          P.S. I honestly did not want to do this, I wanted to engage in a reasonable and educated discussion with you people, but emotion overcame me.
                          No, not God (because he doesn't exist, idiots), but pure human decent emotion.
                          P.P.S. I'm going to throw dildos in your graves.

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                          • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                            I live in the real world. I use my real name. I quote from the KJV Bible.

                            Tell me: where have you gone wrong, friend?

                            (James 5:19-20) "Brethren, if any of you do err from the truth, and one convert him; Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins."

                            YiC,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                              Originally posted by opinionated View Post

                              Usual atheist drivel, blah, blah, blah


                              P.P.S. I'm going to throw dildos in your graves.
                              Why would you want to throw birds in our graves.

                              And by the way atheist I've got news for you. THEY ARE EXTINCT!

                              Have you NEVER heard of the expression 'As dead as a dildo'??

                              This shows how poor your catholic education was. All Atheist know nothing about the natural word that God created that is why they fall for all the evolution rubbish,

                              YIC

                              Jack
                              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                                Originally posted by opinionated View Post
                                ...Chances are you're all faggots anyway...my best friend is gay and he's the most amazing person in the world...
                                You're homophobic and your "best friend" is gay? Does he know that you actually hate him? If you're not honest with your "best friend", how can we trust anything you say here?

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