[BelieverInGod]

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ADDRESS
OF THE
PRESIDENT OF SYMBOLIC MATHS

DELIVERED BEFORE A JOINT SESSION OF THE TWO
HOUSES OF WAR ON FEBRUARY 22, 2013

REQUESTING THAT

THE CONGRESS DECLARE THAT A STATE OF COLD WAR HAS
EXISTED SINCE FEBRUARY 22, 2013, BETWEEN THE
SYMBOLIC MATHS SOCIETY AND THE LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH

TOGETHER WITH

THE PROCLAMATIONS OF THE PRESIDENT AND EXTRACTS
FROM THE CONGRESSIONAL RECORD SHOWING ONLY
THE OFFICIAL ACTION OF THE SENATE AND
HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES IN CON-
NECTION THEREWITH

SYMBOLIC MATHS SOCIETY PRINTING OFFICE
SUNDERLAND: 2013
We are at War!I believe in Symbolic Maths and Science and Aspergers not Assburgers.

Isn't the "symbolic maths society" a forum for kids to get help with their homework?

Yeah, we're scared. We're really scared.

[BelieverInGod]

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Since when did we start attracting LARPers?

Atheists get crazier every day

YIC

Well we've seen that they'll get to the point, snap, and go on a shooting spree.

Not one of the spree killers has been a True Christian(TM). This one, yeah I hope the government keeps an eye on it. It's obviously unbalanced and really should be locked up for its own good.

[Dullard]

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Well we've seen that they'll get to the point, snap, and go on a shooting spree.

Not one of the spree killers has been a True Christian™. This one, yeah I hope the government keeps an eye on it. It's obviously unbalanced and really should be locked up for its own good.

This is because they are hardly any True Christians to commit the crimes compared to everybody else and lots of people on this site have committed discrimination crimes against people with Aspergers(not Assburgers) and lots of other groups.You are shaming Christians worldwide and lets not remember that if you break any part of the law, you are guilty of all of it so yes there have been the equivalent of True Christians as spree killers and I once read something on here that suggested manslaughter causing an Asperger sufferer to commit suicide, through bullying.I can't actually believe you think you are true Christians

[BelieverInGod]

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This is because they are hardly any True Christians to commit the crimes compared to everybody else and lots of people on this site have committed discrimination crimes against people with Aspergers(not Assburgers) and lots of other groups.You are shaming Christians worldwide and lets not remember that if you break any part of the law, you are guilty of all of it so yes there have been the equivalent of True Christians as spree killers and I once read something on here that suggested manslaughter causing an Asperger sufferer to commit suicide, through bullying.I can't actually believe you think you are true Christians

Once again, how is being obedient to God and following the Bible embarrasing "christians"

The only way we are doing that is if you are more concerned with what the world thinks of you than what God thinks of you. Do you think that's going to help you on the day of Judgement? "Well no God, I didn't bother reading your book, but I was popular and always went with the flow".

I don't think that's going to impress God very much.


Matthew 5:10-11 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.


Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.


Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

[America Rocks]

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You people are such a joke, it's pathetic. You CLAIM to know the bible, but you twist it to fit your racist and hate filled agenda. You CLAIM to be the majority, but even the entire rest of the Christian community (with the exception of the Westboro Baptist Church) thinks you're a bunch of looney's. Personally, I think you know EXACTLY what you're doing which is the same exact thing that Westboro Baptist is doing...creating as much anger as possible to get people to act out physically so you can sue them in court...period. Your interpretation of scripture is similar to that of a 5 year old's as is your pathetic little temper tantrums you seem to spout whenever you get intellectually challenged. (which is pretty much all the time) I've been a REAL Evangelist for over 12 years and was taught by an Apostle so I probably know more about the bible then you guys ever will and I can tell you for a FACT that none of you are actually Christians, just a bunch of hypocrites (because you pick and choose which scriptures you're going to obey) trying to get rich by suing the people you push to violence. When you're denied entrance into heaven, I'll actually be laughing.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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You people are such a joke, it's pathetic. You CLAIM to know the bible, but you twist it to fit your racist and hate filled agenda. You CLAIM to be the majority, but even the entire rest of the Christian community (with the exception of the Westboro Baptist Church) thinks you're a bunch of looney's. Personally, I think you know EXACTLY what you're doing which is the same exact thing that Westboro Baptist is doing...creating as much anger as possible to get people to act out physically so you can sue them in court...period. Your interpretation of scripture is similar to that of a 5 year old's as is your pathetic little temper tantrums you seem to spout whenever you get intellectually challenged. (which is pretty much all the time) I've been a REAL Evangelist for over 12 years and was taught by an Apostle so I probably know more about the bible then you guys ever will and I can tell you for a FACT that none of you are actually Christians, just a bunch of hypocrites (because you pick and choose which scriptures you're going to obey) trying to get rich by suing the people you push to violence. When you're denied entrance into heaven, I'll actually be laughing.

Please enlighten us as to where and how we have been "twisting scripture".

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You people are such a joke, it's pathetic. You CLAIM to know the bible, but you twist it to fit your racist and hate filled agenda.

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! Can you please share where you've seen a True Christian™ misquote the words of the Holy Bible? You see, we take the LORD's Word very seriously here, and we follow His commands, right down to the letter.

You CLAIM to be the majority

You're mistaken, dear. We do not claim to be the majority. In fact, we know we aren't, and that's okay. The LORD alerted us of this fact a long time ago (Matthew 7:13-14).

Personally, I think you know EXACTLY what you're doing which is the same exact thing that Westboro Baptist is doing...creating as much anger as possible to get people to act out physically so you can sue them in court...period.

Interesting theory, dear, but not true. We don't need to sue people. The LORD blesses those who are faithful to Him (Deuteronomy 28:8).

pathetic little temper tantrums...

You sound upset, son. Why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly and talk this out. Be sure to read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it. Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum can be found HERE.

[BelieverInGod]

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Ah another one who can't even read the rules on a forum, let alone the Bible.

You people are such a joke, it's pathetic. You CLAIM to know the bible, but you twist it to fit your racist and hate filled agenda.

Where have we misquoted the Bible?

You CLAIM to be the majority,

No, I think every True Christian(tm) will admit that we're a persecuted minority. For every True Christian(tm) there's probably over a hundred false christians that are going to be really surprised on the Day of Judgement.

but even the entire rest of the Christian community (with the exception of the Westboro Baptist Church) thinks you're a bunch of looney's.

That's nice.

BTW, Westboro is a bunch of false Christians. Just because they hate the homers with a passion doesn't mean they read the rest of the Bible. Oh and did you know that they're all registered Democrats? Fred even ran for office as a Democrat, you may want to look that up.

Personally, I think you know EXACTLY what you're doing which is the same exact thing that Westboro Baptist is doing...creating as much anger as possible to get people to act out physically so you can sue them in court...period.

You're going to physically assault us through the internet?
We don't protest funerals
We didn't come onto your forum and piss on everything like an untrained dog, no you came to our happy (well it would be if you idiots would leave us alone) home and started insulting us.

Your interpretation of scripture

We don't interpret scripture.

God said what he means and means what he says.

is similar to that of a 5 year old's as is your pathetic little temper tantrums you seem to spout whenever you get intellectually challenged. (which is pretty much all the time

Says the guy who isn't housebroken yet.

I've been a REAL Evangelist for over 12 years and was taught by an Apostle

You were taught by an Apostle? Just how old are you? And why haven't you been an "Evangelist" for 2,000 years?

so I probably know more about the bible then you guys ever will and I can tell you for a FACT that none of you are actually Christians,ust a bunch of hypocrites (because you pick and choose which scriptures you're going to obey) trying to get rich by suing the people you push to violence. When you're denied entrance into heaven, I'll actually be laughing.

And the same blah, blah, blah that we always here. God loves everyone except us. Oh and we're not the cherry pickers, we're not the ones that decide the old testament doesn't matter anymore. No we follow the entire Bible. You have not provided one Biblical reference to show us how we are wrong. Just ranted and raved about how "evil" we are.


Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.


2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


2nd Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

Oh, and you may want to go over to the introduction thread and let us know who you are. I mean, if you can't follow the rules around here, how are you capable of following God's Law?

[Thomas Taylor]

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You people are such a joke, it's pathetic. You CLAIM to know the bible, but you twist it to fit your racist and hate filled agenda. You CLAIM to be the majority, but even the entire rest of the Christian community (with the exception of the Westboro Baptist Church) thinks you're a bunch of looney's. Personally, I think you know EXACTLY what you're doing which is the same exact thing that Westboro Baptist is doing...creating as much anger as possible to get people to act out physically so you can sue them in court...period. Your interpretation of scripture is similar to that of a 5 year old's as is your pathetic little temper tantrums you seem to spout whenever you get intellectually challenged. (which is pretty much all the time) I've been a REAL Evangelist for over 12 years and was taught by an Apostle so I probably know more about the bible then you guys ever will and I can tell you for a FACT that none of you are actually Christians, just a bunch of hypocrites (because you pick and choose which scriptures you're going to obey) trying to get rich by suing the people you push to violence. When you're denied entrance into heaven, I'll actually be laughing.

Son, take a step back, look at yourself and re-evaluate your thoughts on us. We, here at Landover, live by the Word of God as set forth in the Holy Bible, KJV 1611, please show us a single instance where any one of the True Christians here has twisted anything.

I will leave interpretation of The Holy Word up to people like you as you seem to think you know better than God.

Wow, are you like 2000 years old? That must be a miracle.

Son, when you are sent to the pit I will be happy in the knowledge that I will be sitting by the side of our Lord watching you twist in agony.

I will pray that you will see The Light and come to God.

Try actually reading a Bible (KJV 1611) sometime, you just might have your eyes opened to the True Nature of God.

[Nobar King]

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I'm trying to look at this on the bright side. At least he hasn't suggested that God loves everyone, yet.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I'm trying to look at this on the bright side. At least he hasn't suggested that God loves everyone, yet.

Well He certainly doesn't think much of Mormons:

Proverbs 30
5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
KJV

[MarciaCollins]

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Please enlighten us as to where and how we have been "twisting scripture".

Study translations of the bible. Depending upon the translation, there exist about 9 mentions of Hell. 8 of those are translate from "Gehenna" -- an actual location that existed at the time used for burning trash, corpses, other waste. Tell me, someone, how could you possibly know what hell is like? Most of you descriptions of hell were written about a crappy place where trash is burned. This same "hell" which you tell people that you can save them from. Twisting scripture

[Alphonse Alban]

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Study translations of the bible. Depending upon the translation, there exist about 9 mentions of Hell. 8 of those are translate from "Gehenna"

How about you actually read the bible instead of repeating some lies you found from the internet.

http://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=hell&qs_version=KJV

Sure, there may be some variations about how many times hell is mentioned but when there are 54 hits in the true bible, there are still roughly same number in false ones too. Try doing little bit of research before next time.

[BelieverInGod]

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Study translations of the bible. Depending upon the translation, there exist about 9 mentions of Hell. 8 of those are translate from "Gehenna" -- an actual location that existed at the time used for burning trash, corpses, other waste. Tell me, someone, how could you possibly know what hell is like? Most of you descriptions of hell were written about a crappy place where trash is burned. This same "hell" which you tell people that you can save them from. Twisting scripture

We follow the KJV 1611 Authorized version. It's been good enough for God for the last 400+ years, I think it's stood the test of time.

These modern (per)versions are just that, perversions. They are written by people who want to make God and Jesus more "politically correct". Where in the Bible does it say to do that?

Oh, and what proof do you have of your claims? My Bible says "eternal fire", "unquenchable fire", etc, I've never met an eternal, unquenchable garbage fire.

Oh and when did the Jews start burning corpses?

[Jedediah]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Study translations of the bible. Depending upon the translation, there exist about 9 mentions of Hell. 8 of those are translate from "Gehenna" -- an actual location that existed at the time used for burning trash, corpses, other waste. Tell me, someone, how could you possibly know what hell is like? Most of you descriptions of hell were written about a crappy place where trash is burned. This same "hell" which you tell people that you can save them from. Twisting scripture

You can read more about hell HERE.

Or if you keep it up with the sassy-mouthed, bitchy attitude when addressing your spiritual betters, you can find out all about it for yourself, firsthand.

Proverbs 17:10
A reproof entereth more into a wise man than an hundred stripes into a fool.