[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

judging by the way you dodged that question i can only assume that not only are ye political but that you are a politician

I am a simple, working class, family man. I have nothing to hide. Everything I've ever done I did for Jesus.

[bertie ahern]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

True Christianity™ and True Conservatism™ differ only in name.

judging by the way you dodged that question i can only assume that not only are ye political but that you are a politician

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

i dont get it. are ye religious or political? coming from ireland, being a republican means a whole different thing believe me. if we are all here for salvation then halleluliah, but if this is political propaganda then adios. can anyone give me a straight answer on that one?

True Christianity(tm) and True Conservatism(tm) differ only in name.

[bertie ahern]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

i dont get it. are ye religious or political? coming from ireland, being a republican means a whole different thing believe me. if we are all here for salvation then halleluliah, but if this is political propaganda then adios. can anyone give me a straight answer on that one?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

I am terribly confused. I am a new born Christian and was skimming through these posts and all I see is hate, and name calling, which makes me want to cry. What is love?How do we save those who do not believe if we call them terrible things?
please help me. I am confused and don't know how to live the way God wants me to.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[StephanieGalbraith]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

I am terribly confused. I am a new born Christian and was skimming through these posts and all I see is hate, and name calling, which makes me want to cry. What is love?How do we save those who do not believe if we call them terrible things?
please help me. I am confused and don't know how to live the way God wants me to.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Why do we let these vile abominations in here?

The Pastors of Landover Baptist are truly merciful.

Indeed!

Their mercy and compassion and empathy and patience is truly beautiful to behold.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Cursed]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Why do we let these vile abominations in here?

The Pastors of Landover Baptist are truly merciful.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Your hopes are dead. This site is dedicated to the glorious praise of The Lord and all He has done for Humanity.

If you do not understand this, you should leave and take your disgusting opinions with you.

[bums_lover]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

This is so sick. I hope this site is a huge joke.

[Godlovesusall]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Sticky: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page) Jeb Thurmond
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Shouldnt that read?
Sticky: READ THIS BEFORE THE DEVIL FLAMES US! ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page) Jeb Thurmond

Because that is who you should be worried about when it comes to flaming

save the "twisted Bible quotes" for some one stupid enough to read them, I wont bother, its not even remotely funny.

I bet, you people even play both parts in this forum, because no one in their right mind would fall for this ignorance and think your serious.

lmfao @ u

[mommysauce]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Lol I love all you dumb ass republicans that think you're right about everything. This forum is the best place to go for entertainment, keep up the good work guys I love seeing all of the homophobic, jew hating, god lovin, republicans talk about god. It'll be funny if you all realize how wrong you are when you're like 85 years old and realize you've wasted your lives.

Oh, 1 more thing, uMad?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

You are closed minded. You won't believe anything that anyone else tells you unless it came from the bible, even if it is 100% true.

Of course we will.

As long as it AGREES WITH the Bible, we know it is 100% true.

If it contradicts the Bible, we know it is false.

Christians are illiterate and need to go back to school,

Yes, all of we True Christians(tm) on this forum are illiterate, as you assert.

Say, could you define "illiterate" for me? I think you may not know what it means.

they have a problem with EVERYONE. Negroes, Paedophiles, Catholics, Jews, you people are simply the bane of my existence,

Why, are you a black Catholic Jewish child molester?

We have nothing against Negroes. They just have a harder time becoming Saved.

Catholics hate God so much that they worship Mary and ignore Jesus.

Jews killed Jesus and deny He is God.

As for Pedophiles . . . so you think that child molesters are OK people? That we should invite them into our day care centers, perhaps?

What kind of a sick monster are you, anyway?

please learn more about the people you bash and stop shutting everyone out.

Why? Because YOU say so? God tells us to remain separate from heathens.

You're the reason that America is such a corrupt and evil country.

No, that'd be the atheists. They deny God, they cast Him out of the public sphere, and then they attempt to destroy America.

Just look at this article, where Matt Staver of the very Godly Liberty Counsel makes it clear that the God-denying "Americans United for Separation of Church and State" have an evil agenda:

Mat Staver of Liberty Counsel, an organization which legally defends the oppressed Christian 78% minority in America from having their right to force their religion down the throats of the other 22% of Americans in any way infringed, has taken offense at Americans United’s recent lawsuit against Johnson County, Tennessee:

Americans United, a Washington, D.C.-based watchdog group, is challenging the Johnson County Commission’s decision to display the Ten Commandments and Christian literature in the courthouse lobby while refusing to display a local man’s posters about the historic role of church-state separation in American law.

“The Johnson County Commission is promoting religion through its displays,” observes the complaint. “In addition, the Commission refuses to allow alternative points of view to be heard. This is a twofold violation of the First Amendment.”

AU’s legal complaint notes that in 2008, after county resident Ralph Stewart challenged the county’s display of the Ten Commandments, the Johnson County Commission adopted a policy which created a public forum for displays on the walls of the county courthouse lobby. Displays are allowed so long as they directly relate to the development of the history or heritage of the law.

To Staver, this is an attempt to “destroy America”. In his own words:

“This is something that they are intent on doing across the country,” wails Staver, who is also dean of the Liberty University “law” school. “They’re out to literally destroy America; they’re out to erase our religious heritage and religious symbols from every area of life.”

Staver insists that the county can legally refuse the displays. In what is doubtless a Christine O’Donnell-inspired argument, Staver claims, “This individual wants to put up false information, essentially saying that separation of church and state is required or part of the Constitution, which we know it’s not.”

Praise that Christine O'Donnell for her brilliant scholarly insights, when she pointed out that the words "separation of church and state" are NOT in the US Constitution!

Please go to your "heaven" and leave the rest of the world to live their lives without bigotry and false hope for an afterlife. -GGholdthere

You mean you want the 78% of Americans who are Christian to go to Heaven? Or the 98+% who believe in a god of some sort and an afterlife of some sort to all leave you handful of atheists alone?

Won't you be lonely, and then starve to death?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

You are closed minded. You won't believe anything that anyone else tells you unless it came from the bible, even if it is 100% true. Christians are illiterate and need to go back to school

So people who spend their entire life reading a book written in Elizabethan English are classified as illiterate in your mind? wel iz sury iz nit up on teh interwebz spek.

, they have a problem with EVERYONE. Negroes, Paedophiles, Catholics, Jews, you people are simply the bane of my existence,

We get a lot of hatred spewed at us, but that's the first time I've seen that on the list. I'm assuming you're a Catholic priest?

please learn more about the people you bash and stop shutting everyone out.

Well it's funny, because people like you tend to do nothing but prove our statements about atheists being sinners that are either too stupid or too sinful to turn their life over to Christ.

You're the reason that America is such a corrupt and evil country.

Us? We're what, maybe a thousand people at most? It has absolutely nothing to do with corrupt politicians, or stupid liebrals, or anyone else? It's all OUR church's fault?

I didn't know we were that powerful.

Please go to your "heaven" and leave the rest of the world to live their lives without bigotry and false hope for an afterlife. -GGholdthere

Ah, I see, so you're upset that we give people hope. Well isn't that nice of you. How dare we tell people that if they turn their life over to Jesus that they can spend eternity in Heaven when you want to molest their children.

Yeah, we're the evil ones

[loveforchrist]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

You are God's favorite people. You won't believe anything that anyone else tells you unless it came from the bible, because if it's not from the bible it's 100% wrong. Christians are wonderful and will go to heaven, they are better than EVERYONE. Negroes, Paedophiles, Catholics, Jews, those people are simply the bane of my existence, they need to learn more about the people they bash and stop shutting everyone out. You're the reason that America is such a great and Godly country. Please go to heaven and leave the rest of the world to burn in hell without God and Jesus. -GGholdthere

Fixed. Your post is now accurate.