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  • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

    This is so sick. I hope this site is a huge joke.
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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    • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

      Your hopes are dead. This site is dedicated to the glorious praise of The Lord and all He has done for Humanity.

      If you do not understand this, you should leave and take your disgusting opinions with you.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

        Why do we let these vile abominations in here?

        The Pastors of Landover Baptist are truly merciful.
        The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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        • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

          Originally posted by Cursed View Post
          Why do we let these vile abominations in here?

          The Pastors of Landover Baptist are truly merciful.
          Indeed!

          Their mercy and compassion and empathy and patience is truly beautiful to behold.



          YiC,

          Z. Smyth
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          • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

            I am terribly confused. I am a new born Christian and was skimming through these posts and all I see is hate, and name calling, which makes me want to cry. What is love?How do we save those who do not believe if we call them terrible things?
            please help me. I am confused and don't know how to live the way God wants me to.

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            • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

              Originally posted by StephanieGalbraith View Post
              I am terribly confused. I am a new born Christian and was skimming through these posts and all I see is hate, and name calling, which makes me want to cry. What is love?How do we save those who do not believe if we call them terrible things?
              please help me. I am confused and don't know how to live the way God wants me to.
              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                i dont get it. are ye religious or political? coming from ireland, being a republican means a whole different thing believe me. if we are all here for salvation then halleluliah, but if this is political propaganda then adios. can anyone give me a straight answer on that one?

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                • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                  Originally posted by bertie ahern View Post
                  i dont get it. are ye religious or political? coming from ireland, being a republican means a whole different thing believe me. if we are all here for salvation then halleluliah, but if this is political propaganda then adios. can anyone give me a straight answer on that one?
                  True Christianity(tm) and True Conservatism(tm) differ only in name.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    True Christianity™ and True Conservatism™ differ only in name.
                    judging by the way you dodged that question i can only assume that not only are ye political but that you are a politician

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                    • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                      Originally posted by bertie ahern View Post
                      judging by the way you dodged that question i can only assume that not only are ye political but that you are a politician
                      I am a simple, working class, family man. I have nothing to hide. Everything I've ever done I did for Jesus.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        I am a simple, working class, family man. I have nothing to hide. Everything I've ever done I did for Jesus.
                        another dodge

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                        • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                          Originally posted by bertie ahern View Post
                          i dont get it. are ye religious or political? coming from ireland, being a republican means a whole different thing believe me. if we are all here for salvation then halleluliah, but if this is political propaganda then adios. can anyone give me a straight answer on that one?
                          The GOP and Christianity go hand in hand. The republican party is the apparatus which we will use to replace the constitution with the King James Bible.
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                          • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                            Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                            The GOP and Christianity go hand in hand. The republican party is the apparatus which we will use to replace the constitution with the King James Bible.
                            Amen, Pastor Will!!!



                            I wish the Republican Party would be more vocal about that goal, then maybe some of the fence-sitting yahoo "centrists" would fall on our side, making a Palin presidency a reality, and a Bible-based legal system the law of the land!



                            Yours in Christ,

                            Zechariah Smyth
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                            • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                              Originally posted by bertie ahern View Post
                              Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
                              I am a simple, working class, family man. I have nothing to hide. Everything I've ever done I did for Jesus.
                              another dodge
                              Be very, very careful there bertie. You are bordering on being contumelious. In case you haven't noticed Brother Billy Bob is a True Christian(tm) and as such is deserving of your respect. Furthermore, he is not responsible for your lack of understanding his answer. I thought he made his point quite succinctly.
                              YiJC, BS

                              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                              • Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                You hate mongering bigot! You will care about OUR Religion, just you see. You will be begging for Jesus to SAVE your worthless backside when the boys from Blackwater hall your backside off to a Haliburton run re-education camp in 2009. Jesus wipes His prefect feet on your worthless constitution, America needs only one law and that is The Bible.

                                STOP BEING A HATER!

                                I can see the other person's comment as being hateful and bigoted. However, no member of this organization has the right to call anybody hateful, bigoted, hatemongering, racist, or anything else without being guilty of hypocrisy.
                                The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                                Give her a shovel.
                                Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                                19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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