A week? A WEEK for the registration email?

[Joshua 1:3]

This isn't even a real website. If you guys intentionally set the registration email to take 9 days to send out, I can imagine only the most stalwart of trolls would survive. But that would be a contradiction in terms. And so, knowing that this is both a farce, and that it takes upwards of half a month to get an email to join, I would conclude, most precipitously, that you are so vehemently anti-christ that I am forced to take on a stronger faith in God the almighty. For how could he not be so up on high with such passion and livlihood devoted to mock him? I can only give praise to Jesus our lord when I consider that even one human could devote such a percentage of their life to dutifully emulating the righteous.

Congratulations /b/tard trolls. You have made an agnostic of a third generation Atheist. Only in a world of God could you idiots so passionately waste your lives on these meaningless forums.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: A week? A WEEK for the registration email?

Oh dear. I can understand your anger. Why would it do that? I am not an I.T. around here, so I can only assume it was an act of God. God's will is mysterious and not for me to question.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: A week? A WEEK for the registration email?

This isn't even a real website.

Oh course it's real, dear. You're posting on it, aren't you?

It is not a figment of your fevered imagination.

If you guys intentionally set the registration email to take 9 days to send out, I can imagine only the most stalwart of trolls would survive. But that would be a contradiction in terms. And so, knowing that this is both a farce, and that it takes upwards of half a month to get an email to join, I would conclude, most precipitously, that you are so vehemently anti-christ that I am forced to take on a stronger faith in God the almighty. For how could he not be so up on high with such passion and livlihood devoted to mock him? I can only give praise to Jesus our lord when I consider that even one human could devote such a percentage of their life to dutifully emulating the righteous.

You seem very angry about something? At us??

Congratulations /b/tard trolls. You have made an agnostic of a third generation Atheist. Only in a world of God could you idiots so passionately waste your lives on these meaningless forums.

Such wonderful news! Jesus awaits you, dear. But again, I'm not really understanding why you are so angry, calling us "trolls" and "idiots".

We have, by your own admission, steered you away from atheism and towards GOD. This is a good thing, is it not?

[Dirk]

Re: A week? A WEEK for the registration email?

This isn't even a real website. If you guys intentionally set the registration email to take 9 days to send out, I can imagine only the most stalwart of trolls would survive. But that would be a contradiction in terms. And so, knowing that this is both a farce, and that it takes upwards of half a month to get an email to join, I would conclude, most precipitously, that you are so vehemently anti-christ that I am forced to take on a stronger faith in God the almighty. For how could he not be so up on high with such passion and livlihood devoted to mock him? I can only give praise to Jesus our lord when I consider that even one human could devote such a percentage of their life to dutifully emulating the righteous.

Have you read the King James Bible 1611?

Congratulations /b/tard trolls. You have made an agnostic of a third generation Atheist. Only in a world of God could you idiots so passionately waste your lives on these meaningless forums.

What is this /b/ you speak of? It it some kind of satanic code for "I like beastiality"? It is best not to get into that kind of mess sir. Let your affection for animals go and see them in a different perspective. We are here to help you, so you can get cured from your beastiality.

[Nobar King]

Re: A week? A WEEK for the registration email?

There must have been a good reason why your registration was delayed. The DoF only has so many full time employees to sort out new applications. I'm sure you understand that this forum can't just let anyone join.

When I first registered I seem to remember that there was a delay for the registration email, but it wasn't a week. You must have had some red flags. Have you done anything unchristian, recently?

[The Hand]

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Congratulations /b/tard trolls. You have made an agnostic of a third generation Atheist. Only in a world of God could you idiots so passionately waste your lives on these meaningless forums.

Is that how easy it is to make you change your mind about things? A late email? Wow... The LORD works in mysterious ways.

You must live in constant contradiction with yourself, changing your mind as often as your socks. Flip flopping your opinion like a woman. How do you manage to perform simple tasks like deciding what side of the road to drive on?

I suspect you were seeking GOD all along. There is no shame in that. Embrace this change. Grab it while you can, before you change your mind again. Come to Jesus. You know it makes sense.

[GOD=life]

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Strange, my email confirmation at the time was instantaneous.

I guess the forum software can detect remotely whether someone is Christian or not

Yes, that was sarcastic.

Your atheist delusions have "evolved" into paranoid delusions. Next up: delusion of grandeur?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I suspect a "hit and run" poster here. He has made his vile attack of bile and is not Christian enough to back his accusations with any facts.

I see this as the last resort of the exhausted atheist mind.

I am reminded of the time God smote 20,000 for questioning Moses' leadership.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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This is just typical. They can never refute us Biblically, so instead they pick on some side issue.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How is this not a real website? You posted on it, didn't you? Are you delusional?

And what does Joshua 1:3 have to do with anything, atheist scum?

Joshua 1:3 Every place that the sole of your foot shall tread upon, that have I given unto you, as I said unto Moses.

[repented harlot70]

Re: A week? A WEEK for the registration email?

For some reason, people keep insisting that I'm(since I am a poster on this blessed site)mocking God.



I don't get it.

How is following God's entire 1611KJV and taking it seriously mocking it?

Please enlighten me.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: A week? A WEEK for the registration email?

This isn't even a real website. If you guys intentionally set the registration email to take 9 days to send out, I can imagine only the most stalwart of trolls would survive. But that would be a contradiction in terms. And so, knowing that this is both a farce, and that it takes upwards of half a month to get an email to join, I would conclude, most precipitously, that you are so vehemently anti-christ that I am forced to take on a stronger faith in God the almighty. For how could he not be so up on high with such passion and livlihood devoted to mock him? I can only give praise to Jesus our lord when I consider that even one human could devote such a percentage of their life to dutifully emulating the righteous.

When you register, you have to answer a "Random Question" so the software may know that you're a human being and not a robot. Here's a word to the wise: It's ten commandments and twelve disciples, not the other way around.

Congratulations /b/tard trolls. You have made an agnostic of a third generation Atheist. Only in a world of God could you idiots so passionately waste your lives on these meaningless forums.

So you were never a Christian to begin with. Why then did you bother to sign up?

Maybe we should increase the delay to 19 days?