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  • Hello - I'm new

    Hello there good people. I am new around these parts. I am a middle aged plumber. I have 6 children and my wife recently left me due to religious differences.

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    Re: Hello - I'm new

    Welcome Derek! Witness to us of your "Road to Damascus" moment; tell us your favorite Bible verse and did you ensure that your wife took only your daughters when she left?
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      Re: Hello - I'm new

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Welcome Derek! Witness to us of your "Road to Damascus" moment; tell us your favorite Bible verse and did you ensure that your wife took only your daughters when she left?
      I am lucky and only have sons. The good wife did not want them, I am truely blessed!

      I am partial to this verse: Romans 8:32 - He who did not spare his own Son but gave him up for us all, how will he not also with him graciously give us all things?

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        Re: Hello - I'm new

        Welcome to our friendly forum!

        How did you meet Jesus?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          Re: Hello - I'm new

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Welcome to our friendly forum!

          How did you meet Jesus?
          He was there when I needed him the most...

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            Re: Hello - I'm new

            Derek you are being a bit close-mouthed. What were the "religious differences" that drove your wife away? Who is taking care of the children now that she's gone?

            What church do you attend? I hope your local pastor has been praying with you.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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