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  • shameful dane
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2010
    • 6

    #1

    Yet another dane on his knees

    Hello I am Jacob - Your post about why God hates Denmark really opened my eyes and put words on thoughts I had for a long time. I am glad I found this sacred place on the all too morally polluted internet.

    I cannot escape my legacy and will bear my shame as dane for the rest of my life. I will do whatever I can to get on the right track. I hope you can guide me as I'm lost.
  • Brother Barnabus
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 388

    #2
    Re: Yet another dane on his knees

    Once those callouses on your knees are from praying instead of performing abominations, you'll be on the right track to Jesus.

    Amen!
    Nahum 1:2

    God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


    If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22882

      #3
      Re: Yet another dane on his knees

      Originally posted by shameful dane View Post
      [...]I cannot escape my legacy and will bear my shame as dane for the rest of my life. [...]
      Oh but you can, even if you were a homer, a murderer or a Catholic, you can start again, as if nothing ever happened, as long as you accept Jesus.

      God may forget you were ever Danish; God does forget things you know:
      Jer:23:39: Therefore, behold, I, even I, will utterly forget you, and I will forsake you, and the city that I gave you and your fathers, and cast you out of my presence:
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Yet another dane on his knees

        Hello, my friend. You are truly welcome here. Jesus has enough love in His heart for everyone.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: Yet another dane on his knees

          I suppose it is possible to overcome your Danishness.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Dirk
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1425

            #6
            Re: Yet another dane on his knees

            Originally posted by shameful dane View Post
            Hello I am Jacob - Your post about why God hates Denmark really opened my eyes and put words on thoughts I had for a long time. I am glad I found this sacred place on the all too morally polluted internet.

            I cannot escape my legacy and will bear my shame as dane for the rest of my life. I will do whatever I can to get on the right track. I hope you can guide me as I'm lost.
            Read the KJV1611 Bible and you will be set! Good to see at least one Danmarkian got smart.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Yet another dane on his knees

              Originally posted by shameful dane View Post
              Hello I am Jacob - Your post about why God hates Denmark really opened my eyes and put words on thoughts I had for a long time. I am glad I found this sacred place on the all too morally polluted internet.

              I cannot escape my legacy and will bear my shame as dane for the rest of my life. I will do whatever I can to get on the right track. I hope you can guide me as I'm lost.
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              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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