[Brother Zebachiah]

Re: Hello

Oh what a relief! (For your sake of course.) We get so many damned souls trolling us here that I need to see a saved one just happen by now and again, to let me know that there may be some more people in Heaven than just the members of Landover. You sure seem like a decent sort of fellow so far.

BTW, what sort of precautions do you have to take because you're black? Do you ever just crave crack cocaine for no apparent reason? The reason I ask is that I have a black friend, Tyrone, and he tells me that on some nights he has to chain himself up in the basement to keep himself from going into a white woman raping frenzy.

While true, I've met black people myself, I myself am not black. I consider myself a warrior for the lord, and doing so, I have chosen an avatar of a warrior. I love Jesus like the man in my avatar most likely loves drinking 40 ouncers and barbecue chicken.

It's a reminder to myself that I will be a warrior for Him like this man fights for sides of biscuits. I will worship the Lord like he worships the Colonel.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello

@WinnerNotSinner, I was just teasing, sir. A little southern Baptist humor. Of course I know the KJV is the only true version. I frequently protest outside of the faggy little bookstores downtown here.

Haha, fooled me.

I apologise for my lack of faith in you, but I have seen many (including myself!) get caught in the phony bible trap. Thank God I found LBC to help to correct my ways!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello

While true, I've met black people myself, I myself am not black. I consider myself a warrior for the lord, and doing so, I have chosen an avatar of a warrior. I love Jesus like the man in my avatar most likely loves drinking 40 ouncers and barbecue chicken.

It's a reminder to myself that I will be a warrior for Him like this man fights for sides of biscuits. I will worship the Lord like he worships the Colonel.

I see. Well, good for you and your neighbors.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello

While true, I've met black people myself, I myself am not black. I consider myself a warrior for the lord, and doing so, I have chosen an avatar of a warrior.

What a truly honourable sentiment

Bless you, Brother.

[True Disciple]

Re: Hello

Welcome, friend!

I'm glad to see another soul arrive at the Gates of Heaven.

I see you are very enthusiastic in dispensing Biblical Justice upon joos and homers. Would you mind share some of your war stories with us, how you fight the hordes of Satan?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello

Jed,

thanks for your welcoming words, brother. I use the New International Version of the holy Word. But really, any version that makes it clear that the Jews killed our savior.

And you are from a Baptist Church you say?

My wife's best pie is her Cherry pie. I'm not sure what guns I own, I've lost count over the years . Anything to keep the minions of Satan away. My wife and I have 4 children with number five on the way, praise Him.

Well at least she makes pie.

I am a little concerned I must say as to your illusive replies.

What is your favored Bible verse and PLEASE make it a true and correct quote: ie: USE THE KJV1611!

IC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Jedediah]

Re: Hello

Welcome, friend. While I appreciate your enthusiasm and your penchant for waging Spiritual Warfare against those who reject Him, I find your photograph a tad bid immodest. There are several Ex-Gays© in our congregation, and the image of a shirtless, sweaty, barrel-chested Negro would only bring back painful memories of sordid pasts before we were washed in His Blood and ceased to wallow in sin.

Do you have any photos of yourself in your Sunday best? Thank you for your attention to this matter.