Hello. I love jesus

[Younghotgirl]

Hi.

I'm 19 and love jesus. Jesus is my best friend and only HE keeps me on the right path.

I'm so in love with jesus though that I sometimes spend long night staring at my picture of jesus while I lie on my bed

I want to meet other True Christians who love jesus and apple pie.

Thank you

Younghotgirl

Hot for Jesus!

[Talitha]

Re: Hello. I love jesus

Hello dear.
Welcome to our friendly Forums
I suggest you go and take a cold shower and spend at least 20 minutes in your Prayer Closet.
Then maybe we can start working out a Plan of Salvation for you.

Otherwise the only "hot" you'll get is when Satan tosses you into the Lakes of Fire.

I'm sure one of our Godly Pastors will be along to take you in hand shortly.

God Bless.

[Felicity]

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@Younghotgirl Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

When I get hot, this happens especially on Sundays during sermons, I always take an ice cold shower!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Justin Z]

Re: Hello. I love jesus

Hi.

I'm 19 and love jesus. Jesus is my best friend and only HE keeps me on the right path.

I'm so in love with jesus though that I sometimes spend long night staring at my picture of jesus while I lie on my bed

I want to meet other True Christians who love jesus and apple pie.

Thank you

Younghotgirl

Hot for Jesus!

You liar! God hates liars!



That is your avatar. I can see your baby feeding breasts are more than half way exposed!
What a slut. Who are you, impostor!?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now, now, let's not be too hasty here. This nubile young girl has come to us for help, and I for one am ready to jump in.

Please tell us about yourself, sweet sister. What church do you attend? Not that it matters, but have you ever baked a pie?

If there is ever, EVER anything I can do to help you, I am just a click away. My email link can be found at the bottom of my signature in case you'd like some private pastoral counseling. I'd love to have you on your knees screaming for Jesus to come.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello. I love jesus

Now, now, let's not be too hasty here. This nubile young girl has come to us for help, and I for one am ready to jump in.

Please tell us about yourself, sweet sister. What church do you attend? Not that it matters, but have you ever baked a pie?

If there is ever, EVER anything I can do to help you, I am just a click away. My email link can be found at the bottom of my signature in case you'd like some private pastoral counseling. I'd love to have you on your knees screaming for Jesus to come.

Stop Drooling Ezekiel....

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Stop Drooling Ezekiel....

What is that supposed to mean?

Welcome friend, likewise to what the good Pastor says, if you have any questions about Jesus, or you just need someone to open up to my door is always open. Feeling lonely, send me a message.

Also I think Rev. Jim would like to help you aswell (aren't you lucky, 3 true christians desperate to help you), I think he still does sessions for young women.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello. I love jesus

Welcome young lady. You remind me of a few of my niece's.

Tell me all about your story of redemption. Nothing is more riveting than a turgid story of being lifted from the depraved bowels of humanity to bask in the glow of our Lord.

[Justin Z]

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Well for starters she can take down her provocative avatar.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello. I love jesus

Well for starters she can take down her provocative avatar.

What is wrong with her avatar?

[Younghotgirl]

Re: Hello. I love jesus

Now, now, let's not be too hasty here. This nubile young girl has come to us for help, and I for one am ready to jump in.

Please tell us about yourself, sweet sister. What church do you attend? Not that it matters, but have you ever baked a pie?

If there is ever, EVER anything I can do to help you, I am just a click away. My email link can be found at the bottom of my signature in case you'd like some private pastoral counseling. I'd love to have you on your knees screaming for Jesus to come.

I attend a church in the basement of my school called "Saving our Youth Baptist Church". Our pastor usually tries to keep it one-on-one but sometimes all of us young ladies get to pray together in a group!

I hope to find another church soon because I'm about ready to graduate and go to college next year in Iowa. I am searching for a new place so I appreciate your offer for pastoral counseling

BTW - I'm wearing clothing! My shirt underneath was just a very skin-colored fabric. Maybe you should have your eyes examined if you don't see it

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello. I love jesus

I attend a church in the basement of my school called "Saving our Youth Baptist Church". Our pastor usually tries to keep it one-on-one but sometimes all of us young ladies get to pray together in a group!

I hope to find another church soon because I'm about ready to graduate and go to college next year in Iowa. I am searching for a new place so I appreciate your offer for pastoral counseling

Well praise Jesus, it looks like you have been guided directly into the loving arms of God's favorite pastor church. Maybe you'd like to consider applying for Landover Baptist University's Advanced Motherhood Degree. I teach one of the classes there...

BTW - I'm wearing clothing! My shirt underneath was just a very skin-colored fabric. Maybe you should have your eyes examined if you don't see it

I'd love to.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello. I love jesus

I attend a church in the basement of my school called "Saving our Youth Baptist Church". Our pastor usually tries to keep it one-on-one but sometimes all of us young ladies get to pray together in a group!

I hope to find another church soon because I'm about ready to graduate and go to college next year in Iowa. I am searching for a new place so I appreciate your offer for pastoral counseling

BTW - I'm wearing clothing! My shirt underneath was just a very skin-colored fabric. Maybe you should have your eyes examined if you don't see it

Oh bless you sister in Christ!

You have no idea how I much I wish I was there at this moment. The witnessing would not take long.

I look at your tortured soul and only want to help. Clearly, you need salvation to save you from the depravity that is surely your future if not saved. Trust me, I've been down the road where the lesser of the sexes led me to almost certain ruin. Only with Christ did I learn that I can be saved and better.

Come walk with Christ and we'll get you some more wholesome clothes. I'll borrow from my sister and we'll try them on, one by one.

With you in Christ,

Stan

[Deuteronomy]

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Welcome to the disciples of Christ sister.
I truly feel that you seek salvation and it's clear to me that your heart is as pure as the first snow in November. I know that the True Christians™ in here can be very intimidating in their wisdom, so if you need an older lap to sit upon for comfort just know that I am always here to help. I will discipline you though, because I know that you youngster need several healthy spankings each day.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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BTW - I'm wearing clothing! My shirt underneath was just a very skin-colored fabric. Maybe you should have your eyes examined if you don't see it

It would appear you are wearing skin-coloured bloomers as well -- the sort that end just below the knee. I wear that sort of underwear also; ladylike and extremely modest. You have certainly impressed me, as it is heartening to see a young lady dress with such decorum! However, I would suggest you begin wearing longer skirts -- at least long enough to cover your knickers, dear.