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  • ImonaBoat
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    • Jun 2010
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    #16
    Re: This site is Very interesting...

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    A True Christian™ reaches out to you in Christian love, and that's how you thank him.
    I will get sarcastic on anyone blind enough to believe stupid unfounded rumors about the largest Naval force defending the country that lets you Zealots spout such babble. Try saying this nonsense in China or North Korea.

    Ossum! i haves elebenty-hunnerd points nao!
    Sooo, to be "Saved" I have to be like the rest of the "True Christians"? No thanks. I'm Unsaved Trash!
    I got banned on Day 1 for "tard"!
    I kinda like the Third BANNED avatar. It would make good album art for a Rammstein album

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #17
      Re: This site is Very interesting...

      Originally posted by ImonaBoat View Post
      I will get sarcastic on anyone blind enough to believe stupid unfounded rumors about the largest Naval force defending the country that lets you Zealots spout such babble. Try saying this nonsense in China or North Korea.

      Ossum! i haves elebenty-hunnerd points nao!
      So their NO homersexurals in the Navy, not one?

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      • ImonaBoat
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        #18
        Re: This site is Very interesting...

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        So their NO homersexurals in the Navy, not one?
        Unfortunately, I cannot speak for my colleagues, but according to the Uniform Code of Military Justice, Homosexuality is grounds for dishonorable discharge.
        Sooo, to be "Saved" I have to be like the rest of the "True Christians"? No thanks. I'm Unsaved Trash!
        I got banned on Day 1 for "tard"!
        I kinda like the Third BANNED avatar. It would make good album art for a Rammstein album

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        • Nobar King
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          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: This site is Very interesting...

          I'm going to say a prayer for your dishonorable discharge so that the Navy can get on with its business without a limp-wristed goth tying up bandwidth and getting in the way of the action.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #20
            Re: This site is Very interesting...

            Originally posted by ImonaBoat View Post
            Unfortunately, I cannot speak for my colleagues, but according to the Uniform Code of Military Justice, Homosexuality is grounds for dishonorable discharge.
            If that where true, why do they have the don't tell don't ask clause? Do you sissy boys have a secrete handshake? You all have they same clothes on how do you tell? You cant ask is it the old wink wink and a nod thing?

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
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              #21
              Re: This site is Very interesting...

              The One True God does not care what you do with whom, along as you are both into it and you use protection

              4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

              8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
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              • ImonaBoat
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                #22
                Re: This site is Very interesting...

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                If that where true, why do they have the don't tell don't ask clause? Do you sissy boys have a secrete handshake? You all have they same clothes on how do you tell? You cant ask is it the old wink wink and a nod thing?
                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                I'm going to say a prayer for your dishonorable discharge so that the Navy can get on with its business without a limp-wristed goth tying up bandwidth and getting in the way of the action.
                Ahh, It is indeed wonderful how people assume that my sexual orientation is a certain way, based solely on my occupation.

                You know what they say when you assume...
                although mostly its just you this time
                Sooo, to be "Saved" I have to be like the rest of the "True Christians"? No thanks. I'm Unsaved Trash!
                I got banned on Day 1 for "tard"!
                I kinda like the Third BANNED avatar. It would make good album art for a Rammstein album

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #23
                  Re: This site is Very interesting...

                  Being a goth is not an occupation.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #24
                    Re: This site is Very interesting...

                    Friend look at your track record. You are a self admitted Goth, False Christian and in the Navy. What are we to think? You must be a homer.
                    Why didn't you join a real fighting outfit, like the Marines or the Army. Couldn't you pass the not gay test?

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                    • Brother Enoch
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                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #25
                      Re: This site is Very interesting...

                      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                      If you followed the One True Religion, you wouldn't have to hope, you would pray. And receive.


                      Right. You eat the physical manifestation of your god. At least catherlicks only do so metaphorically.

                      Would you hold Christianity in higher regard if we made dinner in the form of Jesus Christ and then ate it?
                      Sadly, them Catlicks believe they are consuming Christ's body and blood, literally. They're seriously and deeply touched in the head. Probably from all the molestation they endured as children.

                      I just pray the Catlicks never get cloning technology and clone a bunch of Jesuses from some relic stored at the Vaticant. Sunday mass would be a real horror show then.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
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                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22882

                        #26
                        Re: This site is Very interesting...

                        Originally posted by ImonaBoat View Post
                        [...]Besides, we have a uniform that I wear while on board.
                        What!???? You goths wear a special uniform. This is political corrctness gone mad! Every damn minority will want one!
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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #27
                          Re: This site is Very interesting...

                          They seem to wear this while on duty in the Navy
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                          • ImonaBoat
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                            #28
                            Re: This site is Very interesting...

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            Friend look at your track record. You are a self admitted Goth, False Christian and in the Navy. What are we to think? You must be a homer.
                            Why didn't you join a real fighting outfit, like the Marines or the Army. Couldn't you pass the not gay test?
                            Seel I would rather not have to kill someone, so I joined a branch where I could go my entire career without firing a weapon, but still defending my country.

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            They seem to wear this while on duty in the Navy
                            You're just drawing conclusions on what you think will offend me the most, either that or shock me by telling me what you think I am so I can give money to you zealots.
                            And there's where you're wrong, friend. Here is what we wear.

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                            This website is for sale! new-navy-uniform.com is your first and best source for all of the information you’re looking for. From general topics to more of what you would expect to find here, new-navy-uniform.com has it all. We hope you find what you are searching for!



                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            What!???? You goths wear a special uniform. This is political corrctness gone mad! Every damn minority will want one!
                            Nope. For Civilian clothes, I wear wat I normally wear. On duty, I wear the above uniform.

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Being a goth is not an occupation.
                            So now goths are gay in your extremist views. Ok, I'll try to keep tabs on how Evil I happen to be in your eyes.
                            Sooo, to be "Saved" I have to be like the rest of the "True Christians"? No thanks. I'm Unsaved Trash!
                            I got banned on Day 1 for "tard"!
                            I kinda like the Third BANNED avatar. It would make good album art for a Rammstein album

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #29
                              Re: This site is Very interesting...

                              Just wanted to let you know that I honored you with a goth tag at the bottom of the page. I can only post a limited number of those per day, so consider yourself lucky. Feel free to visit any of the threads there and let us know how wrong they are.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • GOD=life
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                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3263

                                #30
                                Re: This site is Very interesting...

                                Originally posted by ImonaBoat View Post
                                file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/DERRYM%7E1.000/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.png
                                Not a computer wiz, are you DERRYM?

                                Originally posted by ImonaBoat View Post
                                So now goths are gay in your extremist views.
                                Brother Nobar merely said that being a goth is not an occupation.

                                Interesting how you come back with "so goths are gay??"

                                Oh, and I'll be an "extreme" Christian any day of the week since that means I'll spend quality time with God in Heaven for eternity.
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                                Matthew 7:22
                                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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