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  • Madison007
    Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2010
    • 27

    #1

    I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

    I'm scared because of this website. I wasn't aware that such human beings existed. At first I thought it was all a joke when I saw the parts about beating your children, murdering other people, hating other people and abusing your wives. I thought your "god" was about love, not murder and racism and hate. Let me introduce myself though. My name is Madison. I consider myself bi-curious, meaning I prefer males but I would date a female in a romantic relationship. I'm atheist and proud. NOT a Satanist because to be Satanist, I would have to believe in the existence of your god, which I do not. I dress in complete black every day, coating my eyes in dark eyeliner and adding spiked accessories and chains. Is it such a crime to express myself? I saw in another post that you would call someone like me a "goth fiend" So ask yourselves, how much damage to this world have I caused compared to you? Have I started wars and oppressed those who are different? Sad to break it to you darlings, but religion has killed more people than any other thing in the history of man kind.

    Let me begin with gays. Animals in the wild are gay, which means it is natural. And anyway, if you hate them so much, why do you bother to oppress them and ruin their lives? Oh yeah, a gay couple in Canada gets married so an over-religious woman's gay senses begin to tingle and she drops to the ground writhing in pain and foaming at the mouth. (Total sarcasm intended) If it isn't hurting you, mind your piffleing business.

    The reason behind religion: In the start of civilization, humans were scared. That's our nature. We fear things we don't understand. We had to come up with a way to explain things so we took all older religions and mashed them together. If you look back before Christianity, you can find other versions of Noah's Ark. Religion also gave birth to the biggest money scam in history: Churches. It was created for power and to strike fear into minds to force obedience upon you.

    God: The most popular imaginary friend. The biggest slave owning tyrant ever. Often contradicts itself by saying things such as "kill all homosexuals" and then saying "Love everyone equally" If god loves you, why does it ship you off to Satan because he doesn't want to deal with you? When I think of god, I think of an angry sky pixie that shall sentence me to an eternity of suffering because even though he refused to show his existence, I'm expected to accept it anyway.

    Free Will: If god is all powerful and all knowing, he can see into the future which means I have no free will. Also, if he didn't want there to be non-believers, why did he make it so that we're capable of it? And if god created everything, he had to create gays which means they were meant to be and it is totally natural. There are no rules to love, which means being gay is right too.

    Racism/Sexism: I thought god loved EVERYONE. If he didn't, why'd he created those other people?

    Crosses: If god is about love, why do Christians show it by wearing a murder weapon around their neck?

    Jesus: If god is all powerful, why didn't be do something about the Romans instead of letting his child die? Also, how does Jesus even work? God had sex with himself and then made a baby appear into the uterus of a child virgin? How sick is that?

    Contradictions: "Thou shalt not kill" yet god tells Abraham to kill his own child, he tells you to kill all the gays. He tells you to kill your disobedient children and beat your disobedient wife.

    Mercy or Not?:
    PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
    JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.

    Greater, Lesser or Equal?:
    JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.
    ---
    JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.

    The Sins of the Father:
    ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
    ---
    DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

    Righteous Live?:
    PSA 92:12: "The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree."
    ---
    ISA 57:1: "The righteous perisheth, and no man layeth it to heart."

    Last Words of Jesus:
    MAT 27:46,50: "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost."
    ---
    LUK 23:46: "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."
    ---
    JOH 19:30: "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost."

    Visible God?:
    EXO 24:9,10; AMO 9:1; GEN 26:2; and JOH 14:9
    -God CAN be seen:
    "And I will take away my hand, and thou shalt see my backparts." (EXO 33:23)
    "And the Lord spake to Moses face to face, as a man speaketh to his friend." (EXO 33:11)
    "For I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved." (GEN 32:30)
    ---
    -God CANNOT be seen:
    "No man hath seen God at any time." (JOH 1:18)
    "And he said, Thou canst not see my face; for there shall no man see me and live." (EXO 33:20)
    "Whom no man hath seen nor can see." (1TIM 6:16)

    Mercy over Cruelty:
    "I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy." (JER 13:14) "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not, but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling."
    ---
    "The Lord is very pitiful and of tender mercy." (JAS 5:11)
    "For his mercy endureth forever." (1CH 16:34)
    "The Lord is good to all, and his tender mercies are over all his works." (PSA 145:9)
    "God is love." (1JO 4:16)

    Anyway, there are so many other contradictions that would take forever to list. It's people like those of this website that are destroying the world and swallowing it into a pit of hate, power and abuse. All of you bible humping piffles have doubt, I know it. Otherwise, why are you so scared to die if you're going to go live with your precious sky pixie? It makes my heart ache to see all of this and these ignorant fools. I feel so terribly sorry for each and every one of you and I hope deeply that you see the error in your ways. Have a pleasant life. I hope Karma comes and rapes you in the ass with an old, splintery rake.

    Oh... and also, stop trolling My Chemical Romance. You're not understanding their music. They are AGAINST suicide and self abuse and if it weren't for their inspiring messages, many people would be dead now.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

    Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
    I'm scared because of this website.
    So scared you registered and had a big hissy fit right, sugar britches?

    Here's the executive summary to that tl:dr wall of text lil' Miss Thing just fruited out over. Yeah, I read it.

    Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
    I hate God and the Bible so much! I can't be bothered to read it, so I make up a god of my own!
    You people are mean and poopy faced! Waaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhh! I'm going to throw a fit!
    I'm also a sodomite, yet I try to justify that God still loves me when both the New and Old Testaments say I should die.
    Did I mention how much I hate God?
    Have I mentioned how little I actually read the Bible?
    I have read bumperstickers and billboards about Bible verses, therefore I am an expert on Christianity.
    I am a massive sodomite and still hate Jesus. I can't understand why you people won't agree with me!!
    You people are mean poopy headed poopy faces! I hate Jesus so much!

    I'm going to copy and paste some verses from some website where there are such smart people like myself!

    I hate Jesus so much!!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #3
      Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

      Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
      I'm scared because of this website.
      Many people are. They do not realize that eternal torment in Hell awaits them, and learn this at this forum. The best thing you can do now is turning your life over to Christ.

      I thought your "god" was about love, not murder and racism and hate.
      He is a God of Love. God is Love, after all (1 John 4:8). Where did we ever deny this? We just point out that God also hates people, and orders His Servants in the Bible to kill people for certain transgressions.

      I'm atheist and proud.
      Both these things are a sin, you know.

      NOT a Satanist because to be Satanist, I would have to believe in the existence of your god, which I do not. I dress in complete black every day, coating my eyes in dark eyeliner and adding spiked accessories and chains.
      You are not a satanist, but dress like a demon? I don't think you are even fooling yourself here.

      So ask yourselves, how much damage to this world have I caused compared to you?
      Does that matter? The point is that God doesn't like people doing witchcraft.

      religion has killed more people than any other thing in the history of man kind.
      I know that God killed more people than mankind ever did, think for example of Noah's Flood. However, God is God, and He is allowed to do such things, and when acting on His Order, like the Israelites were when they committed genocide on the Midianites, True Christians(tm) are allowed to do that as well. Please read this, it's an explanation of what God thinks of genocide:

      Bible Study: why genocide is morally acceptable.

      Animals in the wild are gay, which means it is natural.
      No, it means that it is bestial behavior. That's something different. Dogs roll in their own feces. Do you therefore consider it normal and "natural" when humans roll in their poo as well?

      If it isn't hurting you, mind your piffleing business.
      Could you please back this statement up with Scripture?

      And if god created everything, he had to create gays which means they were meant to be and it is totally natural. There are no rules to love, which means being gay is right too.
      He created gays, like other sinners, for the day of evil:

      Proverbs 16:4:
      The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.


      Racism/Sexism: I thought god loved EVERYONE. If he didn't, why'd he created those other people?
      God is not racist, He just wants that there is difference between races that insulted Him in the past, like Moabites and such, and races that worshiped Him, like the Israelites. But that does not mean He hates those people because they are of that race. He only hates people when they do sin.

      I hope Karma comes and rapes you in the ass with an old, splintery rake.
      You talk on and on about how we are being to hateful, and then you say this? Is this love according to hellbound lesbians?
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • Paul Jeffery
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2009
        • 272

        #4
        Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

        Well, Madison, you certainly went to an inordinate amount of trouble to join a forum that "scares" you. Haven't you wondered what inspired you to do so? We both know Jesus guided you to us. You can't possibly think you're the first one to have ever gone through all the steps to join God's favorite forum just to unleash a torrent of anti-Christian rhetoric and taking Bible verses out of context so you can call them "contradictions."
        sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #5
          Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

          Hello Madison,

          Before I even delve into too much of your rant, can it be clarified if you are a man or a woman.

          In all honestly, your avatar does not make it clear, nor does your rant as to having caught the bisexual.

          Are you one of those hermaphrodites?

          And you claim you are scared?

          Please know that with your presence here, that now makes two of us...at least.

          I am also very confused thanks to you.

          YIC,

          Mrs.P.Wintersnow




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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          • Colin Cameron
            Unsaved trash, gay euro soccer fan
            • Jun 2010
            • 69

            #6
            Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

            Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
            Hello Madison,

            Before I even delve into too much of your rant, can it be clarified if you are a man or a woman.

            In all honestly, your avatar does not make it clear, nor does your rant as to having caught the bisexual.

            Are you one of those hermaphrodites?

            And you claim you are scared?

            Please know that with your presence here, that now makes two of us...at least.

            I am also very confused thanks to you.

            YIC,

            Mrs.P.Wintersnow
            I second that Mrs W, I am very confused with this person.

            She certainly won't enter Heaven living in such a sinful way that's for sure.

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #7
              Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

              Pray to the Lord to show you the light and relieve you of your fears.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Sister Charli
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 1590

                #8
                Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
                I saw in another post that you would call someone like me a "goth fiend"
                Oh good Lordy NO.

                One look at your avatar and the answer is evident.

                Sloth ..... not goth!

                Romans 12:10-12 (King James Version)
                10 Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another;
                11 Not slothful in business; fervent in spirit; serving the Lord;
                12 Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer;
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #9
                  Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                  It is not everyday that we get a behemoth, hermaphrodite, gothic dyke telling us that we are strange. But I'm going to give you the same response that I would give anyone else, and that is the warm loving reception of Jesus Christ. Don't you want to give up your slothful, gluttonous, dykish, gothic ways and come to Heaven with the Saved(tm) people of Landover Baptist? We are God's favorite people. Believe it or not, your understanding of God and scripture are not too far off, except that there are no contradictions, you got that part wrong. But you are right that God loves to punish people, and he loves to damn His enemies. You don't want to be one of those enemies, do you Madison? Do you know what they do with humongous, androgenous, gothic whores in Hell?
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • DesmondCole
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                    Everyone can change, even if you don't think you want! I'm certain God's tolerance for people like you is very short though, you need to repent your sins at once!!!
                    What I've found, is that if you ask the lord for forgiveness, he shall bring you it; in one way or another.
                    I'm not saying I like you but I want you to know that you can be saved from damnation.


                    Oh, and one thing I thought about - does dressing like you do make you happy? Looking like a hellhound from Satan's residence can't be of any gain, whatsoever, in any society.
                    Bible rock, round the clock!

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                    • Mary-Yves Lapierre
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 189

                      #11
                      Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                      Mon Dieu! It looks like it eats babies for breakfast. Lots of them.

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                      • Madison007
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 27

                        #12
                        Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                        Levi Jones, that is highly immature of you. I'm not some sniffling little child. I joined this forum because I could not resist trying to help you people. Also, very mature of the owners of this forum for setting my status to "unsaved trash." Oh, and by the way, I am not a hermaphrodite, seeing as I only have a vagina and no penis. You people are taking what I'm saying and twisting it. I am a WOMAN and I am NOT a lesbian. I never said I hated Jesus. I like for what he stood for, which is peace and love. However, your god and his followers cause violence and hate in the world. I am not scared because I fear a mythical place called Hell. I'm scared because of what you psychopaths might do next. When did I ever say I performed witch craft? I find it an interesting topic, yes, but I'm not about to start trying. Funny, all of the people who replied with even remote kindness like "You can still be saved" and didn't mock me or throw in something I never even said are marked as "unsaved trash"

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                        • Sister Kitty
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 857

                          #13
                          Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                          You can still be saved.

                          Happy now, little boy?
                          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                          • Madison007
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 27

                            #14
                            Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                            Another thing, whoever set my avatar to that beastly woman, THAT IS NOT ME

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                            • Madison007
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 27

                              #15
                              Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                              Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                              You can still be saved.

                              Happy now, little boy?
                              I'm a female, with long beautiful hair and feminine features and an hour glass figure. The beast in my profile picture is NOT me so don't you dare call me a little boy.

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