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  • Mary-Yves Lapierre
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 189

    #31
    Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

    Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
    Perhaps I've been too rough on you. Do you need a shoulder to cry on? Come here, little one, tell Sister Kitty all about it. Whisper all your secrets in Sister Kitty's ears, you'll feel so much better. And I'll wipe away your tears with my widdle tissue I've got just for you.

    (((Madison))) <----virtual huggies!!
    Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
    No thank you. I find little comfort in other humans. I'll just keep to myself.
    The lucky break there, Sister Kitty. While crying on your shoulders it probably would have tried to grope your junk.

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    • Madison007
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      • Jun 2010
      • 27

      #32
      Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Did it occur to you that you yourself might be the problem and not them?

      That is probably mutual.
      If I leave people alone and never say a word to them, I can't possibly be bothering them. They're just controlling crazies.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #33
        Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

        Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
        If I leave people alone and never say a word to them
        Sounds perfect! When is this going to start?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #34
          Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

          Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
          No thank you. I find little comfort in other humans. I'll just keep to myself.
          Well that explains your experimentation in animal homosexuality. Now excuse me while I go slap some chastity belts on my dogs.

          Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
          If I leave people alone and never say a word to them, I can't possibly be bothering them. They're just controlling crazies.
          So you leave people alone, except when you come barging into a forum uninvited to tell them how crazy they are? Somehow I doubt you "leave people alone". Sure you might not talk to them, but sulking around the house slamming doors is still communicating.
          Drama queen

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          • Madison007
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            • Jun 2010
            • 27

            #35
            Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

            Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
            The lucky break there, Sister Kitty. While crying on your shoulders it probably would have tried to grope your junk.
            I am a female, not an it. I'm also not a lesbian nor would I inappropriately touch a female, ever. I find no attraction in women. But thanks for making me sound like a total rapist (sarcasm) That's very hurtful and you ought not joke about world problems like molestation.

            Would you like me to confess a secret to you? Sometimes I have these little very brief moments where I feel like it's possible for me to be Christian. Where do these feelings come from? Loneliness, rejection from my friends and family and everyday oppression. Then the moment passes and I realize again that I must be strong and not fall prey to the fears of others. Don't you dare say it's "Jesus reaching out to me" because it certainly is not. It's the fact that sometimes, I want to be a part of something and some churches (not like this one) welcome people in and give them love but I am not going to convert so don't get your hopes up. I could join a church but that wouldn't change my beliefs. All you need are friends and love, not cults.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #36
              Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

              Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
              I find no attraction in women.
              That might be caused by your mirror!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #37
                Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
                Would you like me to confess a secret to you? Sometimes I have these little very brief moments where I feel like it's possible for me to be Christian. Where do these feelings come from?
                It's probably Jesus reaching out to you. Join us. We'll be your family now.

                Luke:14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Madison007
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 27

                  #38
                  Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  Well that explains your experimentation in animal homosexuality. Now excuse me while I go slap some chastity belts on my dogs.


                  So you leave people alone, except when you come barging into a forum uninvited to tell them how crazy they are? Somehow I doubt you "leave people alone". Sure you might not talk to them, but sulking around the house slamming doors is still communicating.
                  I love animals but not in a sexual way. That's sick. I find little comfort in human company because the people around me certainly are not accepting of those who are different. If I found the right people, maybe it'd be different. And there are no doors to slam and no sulking to be seen. How do you even know I live with other people? Stalker.

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                  • Madison007
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 27

                    #39
                    Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                    I'll never join your genocide-causing cult. Sorry. You're no better than terrorists.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #40
                      Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                      Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
                      You're no better than terrorists.
                      Yeah, but, we're going to Heaven, and you and the terrorists are going to Hell to be anally raped with red hot pitchforks and be ripped apart by demons every second of every day for all of eternity. So, ha!
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #41
                        Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                        Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
                        I'll never join your genocide-causing cult. Sorry. You're no better than terrorists.
                        Don't you want to go to Heaven with us?
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #42
                          Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Madison007
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 27

                            #43
                            Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            Yeah, but, we're going to Heaven, and you and the terrorists are going to Hell to be anally raped with red hot pitchforks and be ripped apart by demons every second of every day for all of eternity. So, ha!
                            I don't think god loves genocide supporting, baby abusing, wife beating racists like you.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #44
                              Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                              Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
                              I don't think god loves genocide supporting, baby abusing, wife beating racists like you.
                              Then you must have never opened a Bible before.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #45
                                Re: I'm scared! PLEASE HELP!

                                Originally posted by Madison007 View Post
                                I don't think god loves genocide supporting, baby abusing, wife beating racists like you.
                                Listen pal, when God orders it, it isn't genocide, abuse or racism. If you read the Holy Bible you'd know that.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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