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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #16
    Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

    Is it safe to come out yet, did he have a bomb in his pants?

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    • Phebe Carlyle
      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 2604

      #17
      Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      Is it safe to come out yet, did he have a bomb in his pants?
      Don't they keep them in their turbins and fez's?

      Mrs.P.Wintersnow

      Brothers, you are on your own with this one. He may try to make me wear one of those sarongs and a bag over my head and I cannot possibly finish making the pies and cakes for the Stonefest in that apparel.




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • Benedict A. Davis
        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 3900

        #18
        Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

        جودجي شارما
        أر يو ترولي أ كريستيان عرار يو حر طه أبسط تحس ينفيديلس.إ هاف بين وإذ ثم فور سمعتم عند ذي أر فاناتيسس.
        وحر ده يو رصيد؟يو أر نت فروم سيريل أر يو؟ذي هاف بين لووكينج فور م فور ثم تيم بيوت إ بالاف إ أم صف حر إن أمريكا، ذي كنو م نت.شريف عمر.
        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #19
          Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

          Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
          جودجي شارما
          أر يو ترولي أ كريستيان عرار يو حر طه أبسط تحس ينفيديلس.إ هاف بين وإذ ثم فور سمعتم عند ذي أر فاناتيسس.
          وحر ده يو رصيد؟يو أر نت فروم سيريل أر يو؟ذي هاف بين لووكينج فور م فور ثم تيم بيوت إ بالاف إ أم صف حر إن أمريكا، ذي كنو م نت.شريف عمر.


          He has not taken your soul has he Brother Aim!!!

          YIC,

          Mrs.P.Wintersnow




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #20
            Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

            Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
            Don't they keep them in their turbins and fez's?

            Mrs.P.Wintersnow

            Brothers, you are on your own with this one. He may try to make me wear one of those sarongs and a bag over my head and I cannot possibly finish making the pies and cakes for the Stonefest in that apparel.

            Bless you Sister!

            He might even insist on genital mutilation, as his Satanic cult demands, and that is the LAST thing we want for our dear Sister in Christ!

            You are a Godly woman and we want you in one piece, as God made you from the man! You have so many ways to still serve Him and many more to witness to..

            Focus on the pies and cakes. We'll deal with this abomination in the eyes of our Lord..

            Yours in Him.
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

            sigpic

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            • Benedict A. Davis
              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 3900

              #21
              Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

              Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post


              He has not taken your soul has he Brother Aim!!!

              YIC,

              Mrs.P.Wintersnow
              no sister, as far as you know I was just welcoming the lad....that's it just saying hello in his own language...nothing else, really.
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

              Comment

              • Phebe Carlyle
                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 2604

                #22
                Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                no sister, as far as you know I was just welcoming the lad....that's it just saying hello in his own language...nothing else, really.
                Oh..

                Erm....

                Ok Brother.....

                YIC,

                Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                There's Jesus here,
                Just see what He offers me....
                Down here my sins forgiven,
                Up there a home in heaven
                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445

                  #23
                  Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                  Originally posted by Kazi Sharma View Post
                  I am not terrorism! I am fun loving Christian looking for web home ! I am child of God like you !
                  I'm very sceptical about that, mr. Shoarma. If you were a Christian, why did you spread chaos and panic by speaking Terrorist instead of American English?

                  Anyway, I've never heard of something like an Arab Baptist before.
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • Kazi Sharma
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 7

                    #24
                    Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                    I'm very sceptical about that, mr. Shoarma. If you were a Christian, why did you spread chaos and panic by speaking Terrorist instead of American English?

                    Anyway, I've never heard of something like an Arab Baptist before.
                    Do not worry my son! I am legit !
                    United we stand under allah

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445

                      #25
                      Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                      Originally posted by Kazi Sharma View Post
                      Do not worry my son! I am legit !
                      I am not your son. I'm a Caucasian Christian, not an Arab.

                      What kind of Christian are you? How do you view the Bible?
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

                      Comment

                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #26
                        Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                        Originally posted by Kazi Sharma View Post
                        Do not worry my son! I am legit !
                        My SON??

                        Oh deary me.....


                        *shaking head*

                        Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

                        Comment

                        • Once was lost
                          ...but now is found.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 490

                          #27
                          Re: Ooga booga!

                          I am willing to bet that this guy is in America trying to learn how to fly a plane. Wait and see.

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