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  • Kazi Sharma
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    • Jun 2010
    • 7

    #1

    Ooga booga!

    مرحبا يا أصدقائي! أنا جديدة في هذا المنتدى واسمي قاضي شارما. وأنا وسط
    شرق النسب. قرأت من خلال المنتديات والفكر وهذا من شأنه أن يكون لطيف
    مكان لقاء أشخاص جدد من أمثالي! بلدي مرور المفضلة من الكتاب المقدس
    يجب أن يكون ليف 19:15! أشعر الحفاظ على الجينات منها ذات أهمية حاسمة ل
    على الخلاص! انا الخاطىء السابقين الذين وجدوا في ضوء إله! لذلك أتمنى ط
    يمكن أن نفرح في بيتي الجديد هنا!
    United we stand under allah
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

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    • Kazi Sharma
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      • Jun 2010
      • 7

      #3
      Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

      I am sorry! here is translation !

      Hello my friends! I am new on this board and my name is Kazi Sharma. I am middle eastern descent. I read through your forums and thought this would be a nice place to meet new people like myself! My favorite passage from the holy book would have to be Lev 19:15! I Feel preservation of ones genes are crucial to their salvation! I am an ex sinner who found the light of god! So hopefully i
      can rejoice in my new home here
      United we stand under allah

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      • Dirk
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1425

        #4
        Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

        Originally posted by Kazi Sharma View Post
        مرحبا يا أصدقائي! أنا جديدة في هذا المنتدى واسمي قاضي شارما. وأنا وسط
        شرق النسب. قرأت من خلال المنتديات والفكر وهذا من شأنه أن يكون لطيف
        مكان لقاء أشخاص جدد من أمثالي! بلدي مرور المفضلة من الكتاب المقدس
        يجب أن يكون ليف 19:15! أشعر الحفاظ على الجينات منها ذات أهمية حاسمة ل
        على الخلاص! انا الخاطىء السابقين الذين وجدوا في ضوء إله! لذلك أتمنى ط
        يمكن أن نفرح في بيتي الجديد هنا!

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #5
          Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

          Originally posted by Kazi Sharma View Post
          مرحبا يا أصدقائي! أنا جديدة في هذا المنتدى واسمي قاضي شارما. وأنا وسط
          شرق النسب. قرأت من خلال المنتديات والفكر وهذا من شأنه أن يكون لطيف
          مكان لقاء أشخاص جدد من أمثالي! بلدي مرور المفضلة من الكتاب المقدس
          يجب أن يكون ليف 19:15! أشعر الحفاظ على الجينات منها ذات أهمية حاسمة ل
          على الخلاص! انا الخاطىء السابقين الذين وجدوا في ضوء إله! لذلك أتمنى ط
          يمكن أن نفرح في بيتي الجديد هنا!
          Its a Mudslime, hide, he might have a bomb

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          • Dirk
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1425

            #6
            Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

            Originally posted by Kazi Sharma View Post
            I am sorry! here is translation !

            Hello my friends! I am new on this board and my name is Kazi Sharma. I am middle eastern descent. I read through your forums and thought this would be a nice place to meet new people like myself! My favorite passage from the holy book would have to be Lev 19:15! I Feel preservation of ones genes are crucial to their salvation! I am an ex sinner who found the light of god! So hopefully i
            can rejoice in my new home here
            That is not the translation, I am an expert at the Mongolian language and you are lying here boy! You are telling us you like to rape sheep on a daily basis and have sex with camels on a weekly basis, you owe us an explanation!

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            • WinnerNotSinner
              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 951

              #7
              Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

              We don't negotiate with terrorists.
              6
              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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              • Kazi Sharma
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2010
                • 7

                #8
                Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                Its a Mudslime, hide, he might have a bomb
                United we stand under allah

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                • Kazi Sharma
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                  United we stand under allah

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22895

                    #10
                    Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                    The DoF has sent me two translations without actually indicating which is correct.

                    1. Hello my friends! I'm new in this forum and my name is judge Sharma. I am of Middle Eastern descent. I read through the forums and thought this would be a nice place to meet new people like me! My favorite passage from the Bible must be Lev 19:15! I follow the ways which are crucial for Salvation! I am ex-sinner, who found in the light of God! So hopefully, I Can enjoy them in my new home here!

                    2. I will wade in the blood of the Imperialist aggressor, the Enemies of God (pbuh) will be driven from the land of Palestine, and all of the earth and the One True Caliphate will be established. The Khuffir’s women raped and their sons slain, this will take place at 19:15 (Quarter past 7pm). They will be blinded and die in the gutter starving as the One True God final vanquishes the great Satan. PS Avoid all cities beginning with the letter F.

                    To be on the safe side, please evacuate Freehold within the next 20 minutes.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Kazi Sharma
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      The DoF has sent me two translations without actually indicating which is correct.

                      1. Hello my friends! I'm new in this forum and my name is judge Sharma. I am of Middle Eastern descent. I read through the forums and thought this would be a nice place to meet new people like me! My favorite passage from the Bible must be Lev 19:15! I follow the ways which are crucial for Salvation! I am ex-sinner, who found in the light of God! So hopefully, I Can enjoy them in my new home here!

                      2. I will wade in the blood of the Imperialist aggressor, the Enemies of God (pbuh) will be driven from the land of Palestine, and all of the earth and the One True Caliphate will be established. The Khuffir’s women raped and their sons slain. They will be blinded and die in the gutter starving as the One True God final vanquishes the great Satan. PS Avoid all cities beginning with the letter F.

                      To be on the safe side, please evacuate Freehold within the next 20 minutes.
                      I am not terrorism! I am fun loving Christian looking for web home ! I am child of God like you !
                      United we stand under allah

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                      • Brother Harold Porter
                        Landover Senior Outreach
                        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 8236

                        #12
                        Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                        Originally posted by Kazi Sharma View Post
                        I am not terrorism! I am fun loving Christian looking for web home ! I am child of God like you !
                        Right... A Christian from the middle east! LOL!!

                        Prove you have burned your Quran, melted your swords and are attracted to women or expect a very hostile reception here!

                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                          Don't you have a real name?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22895

                            #14
                            Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                            Originally posted by Rubicon View Post
                            Right... A Christian from the middle east! [...]
                            Wait! We've had one of those before! (Him with 12 friends... you know...)
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Brother Harold Porter
                              Landover Senior Outreach
                              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 8236

                              #15
                              Re: حسنا مرحبا يا أصدقائي!

                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                              Wait! We've had one of those before! (Him with 12 friends... you know...)
                              Oh yes! But that was long before the middle east was overrun in the 7th century when that Satanic book of filth was accepted as truth.

                              The middle east was indeed a wonderful place when Christ was alive and no one believed in the Queeran!

                              Yours in Christ!
                              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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