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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
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    #16
    Re: Hi

    Hello Sylvia,
    As you like to cook I thought I would share this with you, I am sure you will find it to be a wondrous meal.

    Meatballs and pasta

    A main courses that serves 4 - 6
    Meatballs are fantastic! They’re perfect like this, with a one-minute home made tomato sauce and spaghetti, but you could also try polenta or simple chunks of fresh crust bread. Making the meatballs with a mixture of beef and pork gives a really wonderful flavour and texture.

    Ingredients
    • 4 sprigs of fresh rosemary
    • 12 Jacob’s cream crackers
    • 2 heaped teaspoons Dijon mustard
    • 500g good-quality minced beef, pork, or a mixture of the two
    • 1 heaped tablespoon dried oregano
    • 1 large egg, preferably free-range or organic
    • sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
    • olive oil
    • a bunch of fresh basil
    • 1 medium onion
    • 2 cloves of garlic
    • ½ a fresh or dried red chilli
    • 2 x 400g tins of chopped tomatoes
    • 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
    • 400g dried spaghetti or penne
    • Parmesan cheese, for grating

    To make your meatballs
    • Pick the rosemary leaves off the woody stalks and finely chop them
    • Wrap the crackers in a tea towel and smash up until fine, breaking up any big bits with your hands
    • Add to a mixing bowl with the mustard, minced meat, chopped rosemary and oregano
    • Crack in the egg and add a good pinch of salt and pepper
    • With clean hands scrunch and mix up well
    • Divide into 4 large balls
    • With wet hands, divide each ball into 6 and roll into little meatballs – you should end up with 24
    • Drizzle them with olive oil and jiggle them about so they all get coated
    • Put them on a plate, cover and place in the fridge until needed


    To cook your pasta, meatballs and sauce
    • Pick the basil leaves, keeping any smaller ones to one side for later
    • Peel and finely chop the onion and the garlic
    • Finely slice the chilli
    • Put a large pan of salted water on to boil
    • Next, heat a large frying pan on a medium heat and add 2 lugs of olive oil
    • Add your onion to the frying pan and stir for around 7 minutes or until softened and lightly golden
    • Then add your garlic and chilli, and as soon as they start to get some colour add the large basil leaves
    • Add the tomatoes and the balsamic vinegar
    • Bring to the boil and season to taste
    • Meanwhile, heat another large frying pan and add a lug of olive oil and your meatballs
    • Stir them around and cook for 8–10 minutes until golden (check they’re cooked by opening one up – there should be no sign of pink)
    • Add the meatballs to the sauce and simmer until the pasta is ready, then remove from the heat
    • Add the pasta to the boiling water and cook according to the packet instructions


    To serve your meatballs
    • Saving some of the cooking water, drain the pasta in a colander
    • Return the pasta to the pan
    • Spoon half the tomato sauce into the pasta, adding a little splash of your reserved water to loosen
    • Serve on a large platter, or in separate bowls, with the rest of the sauce and meatballs on top
    • Sprinkle over the small basil leaves and some grated Parmesan

    But remember there is no good way to overcook pasta.
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    • Brother Harold Porter
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      • Jun 2010
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      #17
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by Felicity View Post
      @Sylvia Welcome! I hope we can be friends! Perhaps this Cherry Pie recipe is helpful. Don't forget to use fresh cherries!
      And the cherries must be whole and intact. No Christian man wants to sample a cherry pie unless the purity is assured! No cheap cherry byproducts that have been reclaimed from another process.

      Yours in Christ!
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • Sylvia
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        • Jun 2010
        • 68

        #18
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
        Welcome, Sister!

        It's good to have another Godly Woman on this forum. I don't every day come across one who lists blueberry among her best pies. As blueberry/cream cheese pies are my favorite, I can only applaud this, of course.

        I truly hope you find a better husband soon. As Proverbs 31 is your Favorite Bible Verse, your heart certainly is in the right (that means Christian) place.
        Thanks Mr. Disciple, I am very pleased to make your acquaintance!

        I too love blueberries and cream cheese pies! Yum cream cheese and strawberries too...uh, sorry I got sidetracked

        Yes my heart is in the right place, Jesus fills my heart with joy and since most here are being so kind to me and hoping I get remarried maybe I should look for pastoral advice right here on this Godly Forum, for I had such a bad experience in the past, I wouldn't know how to go about this whole process without my father's guidance. Now I am sure to follow my Heavenly Father's choices for me

        So you are a professor? It must be a true blessing, teaching at Landover University as well as living in Freehold, Praise Jesus!
        1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

        But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.

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        • Sylvia
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          • Jun 2010
          • 68

          #19
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Felicity View Post
          @Sylvia Welcome! I hope we can be friends! Perhaps this Cherry Pie recipe is helpful. Don't forget to use fresh cherries!
          Thank you! I hope we can be friends too! What a wonderful thing to do,sharing this recipe with me, I am trying it very soon. I won't forget to use fresh cherries, I do only use fresh ingredients in my cooking . No pre-made, canned or microwave foods in my kitchen

          Well. nice to meet you and thanks once more

          Yours in Christ


          Sylvia
          1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

          But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.

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          • Sylvia
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            • Jun 2010
            • 68

            #20
            Re: Hi

            Thanks for the recipe Mr. Jo Freddie.

            A God mocking pirate?

            Why would you mock God? Do you care to read the Bible (KJV 1611)? Flying Spaghetti who? I am confused

            I guess I will wait until someone explains to me who you are and what is your signature all about until I try your recipe

            May Jesus be with you and show you the right path
            1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

            But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
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              #21
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Sylvia View Post
              No pre-made, canned or microwave foods in my kitchen
              In that case you can replace the 2 x 400g tins of chopped tomatoes with Roma tomatoes, score the skin, quickly blanch, then you will find the skin will fall off, discard then skin then chop the tomatoes, making sure not to loose any of the juice, you will need to increase the cooking time of the sauce.
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              • Sylvia
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                • Jun 2010
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                #22
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                In that case you can replace the 2 x 400g tins ...you will need to increase the cooking time of the sauce.
                The longer the cooking, the better the taste
                1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

                But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  #23
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by Sylvia View Post
                  The longer the cooking, the better the taste
                  While I understand you like to use fresh ingredients I also find that the canning process makes tomatoes better for making sauces for Pasta.
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                  True Pastafarian™

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #24
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    While I understand you like to use fresh ingredients I also find that the canning process makes tomatoes better for making sauces for Pasta.
                    Jo Freddie are you showing us your feminine side?
                    You are a manly pirate aren't you

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
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                      #25
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Jo Freddie are you showing us your feminine side?
                      You are a manly pirate aren't you
                      The correct preparation of Pasta is a Holy act of devotion to Our Lord, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.
                      Does it surprise you that a Pastafarian would know how to cook Pasta?

                      The Book of Linguini
                      Chapter 1

                      1. This is the word of Pa Stasors on the history of Linguini, how he came to Him and His Ultimate Drunkeness, and how he spread His food.

                      2. And yea the man thou knowest as Linguini was a sinful man. He partaketh not of the Holy Pasta in His name, nor of the meatballs and sauce in His Holy name. The FSM looked down upon him and was wrathful, plus he also had a hangover, and verily this did displease the Almighty Noodly One.

                      3. One day whilst he was in his kitchen, Linguini was struck with inspiration for a new dish. Never before had he thought of making a Holy dish from scratch. So he tooketh the Holy Ingredients of eggs, flour and semolina, and he did mix them well. When he saw what he had make, he proceedeth to shred it into thin strips. Thus he made his first pasta.

                      4. When he had cooked the pasta, he found that its taste was divine, and in that moment he truly knew that he had been inspired by Him. But something felt wrong, as he had not felt that gentle touch of Appendage. Even draping some of his newly-made pasta onto his shoulder did not give him that intense feeling of meatball-flavoured love. The FSM did not see how Linguini suffered, as He was still suffering with His Holy Hangover, and had previously been displeased with Linguini, so was ignoring him for a while.

                      5. Linguini spread his recipe to the faithful, and it was soon a favourite with the Holy Meal throughout all the land. Linguini prayed night and day to the FSM that He would touch him and bless his homage to the Holy Meal, yet he was not heard. Linguini lamented this, and soon realised the errors of his previously-sinful ways.

                      6. As weeks led into months, he had still not been touched by Him. Linguini took to wearing the Holy Attire and talking like the Most Holy Pirates, yet still he was not heard. Linguini could not blame Him, as he had been bad before his enlightenment.

                      7. A year later, the FSM finally stopped sulking. He got up to take some aspirin, and felt much better. At once he saw how Linguini had suffered this past year and felt guilty, yet he was still suspicious of him. He descended to the Earth where he visited Linguini in the form of an old pirate. Linguini welcomed this stranger into his home and ensured that he wanted for nothing.

                      8. Serving nothing but the finest pasta and grog, the FSM in his disguise started to warm to Linguini, when he brought out his biggest surprise; a bowl of his own pasta creation. As the FSM tasted it, he was filled with love for Linguini, as the pasta was truly fit for the finest beer volcano bars.

                      9. Shedding His disguise, the FSM revealed himself to Linguini and declared that from this day, his pasta would be served in Heaven, and from thenceforth be known as Linguini in honour of its creator. Linguini trembled at this, and stood in awe of Him. The FSM saw this and extended an appendage toward Linguini, touching him gently.

                      10. A sudden light appeared, and a host of strippers were revealed carrying barrels of grog into Linguini's house. Much merriment was had that night by all, as the grog rather quickly disappeared, especially after the FSM began singing His favourite sea shanties into the night.
                      Though the correct preparation of Pasta you can truly please Our Lord.
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                      True Pastafarian™

                      May my Sauce be with you!
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                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #26
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        The correct preparation of Pasta is a Holy act of devotion to Our Lord, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.
                        Does it surprise you that a Pastafarian would know how to cook Pasta?
                        It wouldn't surprise me if you were a homer. You are ALWAYS harping on about the noodly appendages...

                        YIC,

                        Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #27
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                          It wouldn't surprise me if you were a homer. You are ALWAYS harping on about the noodly appendages...

                          YIC,

                          Mrs.P.Wintersnow
                          That and he/she seems a bit confused on the roll of a man and a woman. He likes to cook, I wonder if he cleans toilets too.

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #28
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                            It wouldn't surprise me if you were a homer. You are ALWAYS harping on about the noodly appendages...

                            YIC,

                            Mrs.P.Wintersnow
                            I have no concerns about my sexuality and I am very happy with it.

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            That and he/she seems a bit confused on the roll of a man and a woman. He likes to cook, I wonder if he cleans toilets too.
                            Do the restaurants in Freehold not have any chefs?
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                            True Pastafarian™

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                            • Phebe Carlyle
                              GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                              Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 2604

                              #29
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              I have no concerns about my sexuality and I am very happy with it.
                              Hmm... how non-committal, noodle lover!!

                              YIC,

                              Mrs.P.Wintersnow



                              @ Brother James:
                              That and he/she seems a bit confused on the roll of a man and a woman. He likes to cook, I wonder if he cleans toilets too.
                              Perhaps... at least the urinals!!




                              There's Jesus here,
                              Just see what He offers me....
                              Down here my sins forgiven,
                              Up there a home in heaven
                              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                #30
                                Re: Hi

                                Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                                Hmm... how non-committal, noodle lover!!
                                What concern is it of yours?

                                My sexuality is something between me and my partner and of no business of anyone else.

                                4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
                                I do nothing that offends my partner or myself, so I am living as God instructs us.
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                                True Pastafarian™

                                May my Sauce be with you!
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