[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hi

It is late for me, or early, that is the thing with working at night, so I am not going answer the most recent points, just you can watch this and so what you think of my gender/sex

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Sister Sylvia,

It is so lovely to see your avatar up and I must say that you are quite an attractive woman! (I say that from a woman hetrosexual stance of course).
Perhaps you should pop your name over on the singles forum as there are many a young True Christian man on the look out for an attractive and well rounded help-meet.

I even think (there has been whispers) that a certain Brother is keeping his eyes peeled for a new woman. (his current wife is constantly testing his patience and by some of his posts, I think he has had enough!!).

I also hope you are settling in here well and already feel comfy-cozy.

Should you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

[Didymus Much]

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While the avatar that has been imposed on me by this place is not of my choosing, it does reflect my gender.

So women pirates can grow beards? Makes sense, they protect you from the wind and salt spray on the briny main.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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It is late for me, or early, that is the thing with working at night, so I am not going answer the most recent points, just you can watch this and so what you think of my gender/sex

Your disguise is very professional, Josephine, and you've clearly worked hard to sound something like a man might sound if he sounded more like a woman. You've clearly spent many years practising.

I beseech you in the spirit of true Christian friendship, give up your unGodly ways. Unbind your breasts, put on womanly frilly underthings and wear a nice (modest) dress. If you truly repent, Jesus will forgive you.

[Levi Jones]

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I am a fan, I cook great gnocchi and mine does not stink! Mr.Freddie why do you keep calling your wife a partner?

Take a guess.

It's clear the noodlehead is does not wear the pants in his relationship. In fact upon reading this, Mrs. Noodle might likely take him by the ear and spank him for letting people speak of her so.

[Sylvia]

Re: Hi

Sister Sylvia,

It is so lovely to see your avatar up and I must say that you are quite an attractive woman! (I say that from a woman hetrosexual stance of course).
Perhaps you should pop your name over on the singles forum as there are many a young True Christian man on the look out for an attractive and well rounded help-meet.

I even think (there has been whispers) that a certain Brother is keeping his eyes peeled for a new woman. (his current wife is constantly testing his patience and by some of his posts, I think he has had enough!!).

I also hope you are settling in here well and already feel comfy-cozy.

Should you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

Sister Phebe, what a sweet friend you are. Thank you for your kind words and your compliments to me, I do know you are a righteous gal, no need to explain that You are already a model to me.

Brother Levi helped me with the avatar I have to say all are being so kind to me here, I feel comfy-cozy alright I already love God's Favorite Forum and will be around for good. He also explained about private messages being ok and I ask you if I may also message you from time to time.

I wasn't so sure about venturing into the singles forumor what would be whispered about me for doing so, but I will always take your wise advice.

As for the Brother you talk about, I tell you, it would take me about a million years to find out who that is, unless someone tells me I am truly unattentive when it comes to those kinds of matters Perhaps you would care to counsel me a little someday?

I have started knitting a new scarf today, Praise Jesus! I will try to show you when it's done

I always have lots of questions, thanks for offering your guidance to me

YIC

Sylvia

[Sylvia]

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Take a guess.

It's clear the noodlehead is does not wear the pants in his relationship. In fact upon reading this, Mrs. Noodle might likely take him by the ear and spank him for letting people speak of her so.

He just won't answer my questions but I feel like I already have the answers anyway Only homers use the word partner in that context

[James Dewitt]

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It is late for me, or early, that is the thing with working at night, so I am not going answer the most recent points, just you can watch this and so what you think of my gender/sex

Cant you find a barber? Or does your "partner" like you to have long hair like a woman?

[Jo Freddie]

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I am a fan, I cook great gnocchi and mine does not stink! Mr.Freddie why do you keep calling your wife a partner?

For they are my Partner in life we are two half's of the same existence, one without the other would not be complete.
We were married in a Civil ceremony while I was birthed in the Australian port of Sydney. My work is in the United Kingdom, so they, and their children joined me here once I had secured us a suitable billet.

Did you notice that he told us his "gender", not his sex. As I understand the homersexual terminology, "gender" is something you choose, not a description of your God-given sex. That means that Jo Freddie has chosen to be a man. Now: if God had made Jo Freddie a man he wouldn't have to choose to be a man, would he? Of course not. This means that God must have made Jo Freddie a woman and that she then denied God and chose to be a man.

I know what you are after, you hope that in an attempt to disprove you I will post the kind of explicit pictures of myself that Zekie boy posts of himself on farcebook, sorry that ain't going to happen

Cant you find a barber? Or does your "partner" like you to have long hair like a woman?

So hair length is a sign of a persons sexuality is it?
Let us look at the KJV1611 Collection of Fairy Tales

Judges 16
13 And Delilah said unto Samson, Hitherto thou hast mocked me, and told me lies: tell me wherewith thou mightest be bound. And he said unto her, If thou weavest the seven locks of my head with the web.

14 And she fastened [it] with the pin, and said unto him, The Philistines [be] upon thee, Samson. And he awaked out of his sleep, and went away with the pin of the beam, and with the web.

15 And she said unto him, How canst thou say, I love thee, when thine heart [is] not with me? thou hast mocked me these three times, and hast not told me wherein thy great strength [lieth].

16 And it came to pass, when she pressed him daily with her words, and urged him, [so] that his soul was vexed unto death;

17 That he told her all his heart, and said unto her, There hath not come a razor upon mine head; for I [have been] a Nazarite unto God from my mother's womb: if I be shaven, then my strength will go from me, and I shall become weak, and be like any [other] man.

18 And when Delilah saw that he had told her all his heart, she sent and called for the lords of the Philistines, saying, Come up this once, for he hath shewed me all his heart. Then the lords of the Philistines came up unto her, and brought money in their hand.

19 And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and she began to afflict him, and his strength went from him.

What do you assume from the above about Samson's sexuality? All I can get from it was that he looked a bit like a modern day Rastafarian.

Leviticus 19
27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

So some of you may think it is a shame that I have long hair but it still does not tell you anything about my sexuality.

Again why are you people so concerned about my sexuality? It is of NO concern of yours as I have shown you before God teaches us so.


The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

We don't do anything that offend my partner or myself, nor do we do anything the other is not into. We live by The One True Gods, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, instructions.

[John Scopes]

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He just won't answer my questions but I feel like I already have the answers anyway Only homers use the word partner in that context

If he chooses not to pass his DNA to a female of the species and procreate that is his choice, he is yet another genetic dead end in the inevitability of natural selection.

You however young lady look like a natural breeder. How large is your pelvic cavity ?

[Jo Freddie]

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If he chooses not to pass his DNA to a female of the species and procreate that is his choice, he is yet another genetic dead end in the inevitability of natural selection.

You however young lady look like a natural breeder. How large is your pelvic cavity ?

Both my Partner and I have both based on our DNA, between us we have 2 Sons and 3 daughters, One each on the Son front and The Eldest Daughter and the youngest are mine

[John Scopes]

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Both my Partner and I have both based on our DNA, between us we have 2 Sons and 3 daughters, One each on the Son front and The Eldest Daughter and the youngest are mine

Excellent sir!

Now all we need is to know is the pelvic capacity of the young lady.

[Sylvia]

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You however young lady look like a natural breeder. How large is your pelvic cavity ?

I wouldn't know how to answer that question just yet Since my earthly father and husband are both deceased, maybe I should ask my Pastor to help me respond to those questions when they rise up

[Sylvia]

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Now all we need is to know is the pelvic capacity of the young lady.

Mr.Scopes why do you sound so interested in my pelvic capacity all of a sudden? You haven't been introduced to me and I feel a bit intimidated here
Now, shouldn't you be more interested in what kind of pies I do bake then in my Godly cavities?

[Phebe Carlyle]

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oooook ooooook! eeeeee! oooook ooooook! eeeeee!

<--Monkey Scopes

I would reply but I cannot understand monkey.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow