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  • Hello Again...

    I thought I might post a quick line or two, jut to say hello again after an absence of some 18 months.

    I will quickly add this absence was not the product of backsliding and such laxity.
    I found myself to be on the wrong end of a little persecution by some ungodly government types. Tax men to be exact.

    They decided a while ago that my reported earnings and profits from God's work were wrongly submitted ( as in a little understated)' I refused to cooperate with them as it should have been obvious that any funds attached to my accounts were automatically God's by proxy , as exempt as any charity or religion can be, beyond their grasping and ungodly lezzer homo and whoring grant giving remit, or just plainly none of their damned tax stealing business.

    They disagreed . They persecuted me with nine months being detained .
    I refused to be bowed. Even when the inmates of that place sought to offer me insult , offense and injury I was strong in the light of the Lord and He enabled me in some very righteous smiting that much needed doing.
    Especially that big black nancy of woolly woofter who thought everyone should be scared of him and his boybum-bothering homo perverts.
    They saw the light.
    Two of them , via holes in the cranium.

    Once the Lord saw fit to release me I found my , I mean the Lord's, accounts (enttrusted to my management, ) had been somewhat reduced by taxmen's seizures. Thus I sought work away to enable the survival and strengthening of our small congregations.

    My extended contracts have meant working with some unchristian types, but this was balanced by the fact the nature of my employ means more han a few heathens have been granted the boon of a sudden meeting with the true Lord, and a chance to writhe in the flames of just damnation , once their heretic begging for mercy had received the short shift such lying apostate heathens always deserve.(a satisfying amount 'confirmed', in my way.)

    During both these periods I was denied free access to internet and computers .

    Sorry to say my presence may be intermitent as there are apparently some outstanding issues with my governement over a few sales deals I arranged involving 'agricultural machine parts' , some items I believed to be large ,shoulder launched fireworks ,and AK... I mean KJB's.
    Thus I may need to relocate fairly frequently so that the Lord's will and word may be served. As some of our safehouses ( although we callthem retreats) are remote internet access may remain a problem.

    But for now...
    Hello , and I hope the Lord's Peace is with you ,
    at least with the Godly.
    The ungodly , just supply a location and something close to God's Salvation granting Piece can be arrahged for you all.

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    or His Judgement will seek you.

  • #2
    Re: Hello Again...

    It's good to know that they haven't allowed prisoners access to the internets, so far. I'm sure that will be declared a 'human right' soon enough.

    Welcome back BTW I'm glad you made it out safely.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello Again...

      Welcome back to Salvation(tm).
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Again...

        Welcome back!

        I haven't paid taxes for years now ever since I accidentally shot an IRC agent.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #5
          Re: Hello Again...

          Does not the kjv1611 - Collected Fairy Tales of the chasers state:
          Romans
          13:3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

          13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.

          13:5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.

          13:6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.

          13:7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
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          • #6
            Re: Hello Again...

            Hello, Warrior of God. I'm new here, but you seem like a Godly man. It's always a pleasure to meet those who serve Jesus and who suffer for His name's sake.

            I suppose the Meatball Muncher was spreading his damnable lies before you left for your brief holiday at the (Earthly) gubmint's expense.
            What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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            • #7
              Re: Hello Again...

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Welcome back!

              I haven't paid taxes for years now ever since I accidentally shot an IRC agent.
              We never should have payed taxes in the first place. I still believe that taxing people is a gateway to communism. Who cares if some people don't have health insurence? I have it and that's all that matters.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello Again...

                Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                I have it and that's all that matters.
                Precisely! If we all took your attitude Brother Dirk, we would all have health insurance and the matter would be at a close!
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                • #9
                  Re: Hello Again...

                  Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                  We never should have payed taxes in the first place. I still believe that taxing people is a gateway to communism. Who cares if some people don't have health insurence? I have it and that's all that matters.
                  So you don't follow the teachings of the cult of Elohim anymore?
                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Does not the kjv1611 - Collected Fairy Tales of the chasers state:
                  Romans
                  13:3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

                  13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.

                  13:5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.

                  13:6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.

                  13:7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
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