[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Yo!

How typical.

Laughter? This that your counter to Brother Cornelis Van Til's fair and balanced argument is mockery?? That you brush the TAG off as a joke, act like it is just the spew of a deranged mind utterly blinded by dogma, shows you have run out of arguments and lost!

Face it Shade, Jesus has POWNED your' butt so start tithing.

[shade]

Re: Yo!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Yo!

Is that all you got sinner? Well sunshine we can match your blaspheme with the TRUTH(tm)

[shade]

Re: Yo!

So your sayin' they had boflex back then?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Yo!

So your sayin' they had boflex back then?

This is the Son of God we are talking about here sinner. He had the best personal trainer going HIMSELF with His perfect knowlage. You better not be trying to trivialize God.

[shade]

Re: Yo!

Jesus es muy débil cuando usted coteje él a Satán.... ¡Que comico!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Yo!

Jesus es muy débil cuando usted coteje él a Satán.... ¡Que comico!

Are you offering to mow my lawn friend?

[shade]

Re: Yo!

I said Jesus is very weak compared to the Dark Lord.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Yo!

I said Jesus is very weak compared to the Dark Lord

I'm sorry to have to inform you that this is just not so! See here ...

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

You think you are sooooo scary, satan guy! Get your Biblical facts straight!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Yo!

I said Jesus is very weak compared to the Dark Lord.

Friend,

You Satanist never get it, do you?

What is Satan? Satan is a fallen angel. What is an angel? An extension of God. Basically Satan is a sockpuppet God uses to test for the wicked and punish them when He finds them.

By worshiping Satan you are worshiping God.

So now you should just as well hit the pay pal button since you are already there.

[shade]

Re: Yo!

Satanic Statement # 9
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, for He has kept it in business all these years.
Quite true, 'cause it was a fear of Satan that had people floodin' the church this past milenia.

Isaiah 45:7 be my favorate quote!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Yo!

Satanic Statement # 9
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, for He has kept it in business all these years.
Quite true, 'cause it was a fear of Satan that had people floodin' the church this past milenia.

Isaiah 45:7 be my favorate quote!

What is a 'milenia'?

[shade]

Re: Yo!

What is a 'milenia'?

I may have spelt it wrong, but Im talking about the past 2000 yrs.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Yo!

I may have spelt it wrong, but Im talking about the past 2000 yrs.

Oh. That would be TWO millennium, one being defined as a thousand years.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Yo!

Satan, Hebrew word- Adversary, Accuser

Oh really?
I honestly didn't know, thanks for the information.



And you still found that out AFTER you became a "satanist".
So in reality, you call yourself after satan because you thought it would make you look cool/whatever..

And you regard yourself an adversary against what? Christianity? Good sense and taste? Decency?
Sounds like yet another pre-teen rebellion against mom and dad, state and God, how mature.

And notta one back here knows, cept my little brother(who, by the way, is just as much a heathen as I am, although he's straight).

Knows what? That you're a so-called "satanist"?
You only had to say that here because we are Christians?
Hoping for what.. That we would be scared? That'd be the day!

I didn't become a Satanist, I agreed with the philosophy before I even read the book, or heard of the philosophy.
And I ain't some angsty teen, I just fine bein' me.

If that was the case then you would be fine with just being you...
You wouldn't NEED to call yourself a satanist!
You're nothing but a sorry kid, just like the rest of them.
And you're going to hell!