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  • Sister Charli
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    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 1590

    #46
    Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

    Hello AshBee.

    If you send me your postal address by private message ... I have a little gift for you.

    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #47
      Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      So they have got you to believe that your sexuality was the work of satan and you have rejected who and what you are in order to avoid the mythical burning lakes of fire that you were told were waiting for you?
      Don't try and lead me astray from believing in the Lord.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #48
        Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        Don't try and lead me astray from believing in the Lord.
        But your experience is relevant to AshBee, she has come here as a Lesbian as did you.
        Have you rejected that part of who and what you are for the empty promise of salvation?
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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #49
          Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          But your experience is relevant to AshBee, she has come here as a Lesbian as did you.
          Have you rejected that part of who and what you are for the empty promise of salvation?
          I don't care for what you have to say. So stop trying to lead me astray from believing in the Lord.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
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            #50
            Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            I don't care for what you have to say. So stop trying to lead me astray from believing in the Lord.
            I am trying to lead you to God NOT away from him.

            God made you who and what you are, the inner torment you feel about your sexuality, by your refusal to answer the question that torment manifests itself, is not the work of satan or God. God wants you to rejoice in who and what he made you to be. The cult of Elohim does not accept you for what you are and want you to reject your very being, something The One True God would never do.

            I bring you the words of The One True God, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, in the hope that one day you can accept them. When that day comes you will be free of that knot inside you, a knot caused by the inner torment brought on by those who wish to control you, who want you to reject who and what you are.
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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #51
              Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              I am trying to lead you to God NOT away from him.

              God made you who and what you are, the inner torment you feel about your sexuality, by your refusal to answer the question that torment manifests itself, is not the work of satan or God. God wants you to rejoice in who and what he made you to be. The cult of Elohim does not accept you for what you are and want you to reject your very being, something The One True God would never do.

              I bring you the words of The One True God, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, in the hope that one day you can accept them. When that day comes you will be free of that knot inside you, a knot caused by the inner torment brought on by those who wish to control you, who want you to reject who and what you are.
              Look I am not going to follow you stupid idol and be "touched" by you perverted noodle appendage. I have no inner turmoil in believing in the Lord.

              You only pray on those who you think question their faith. Just like the true child of the devil you are.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
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                #52
                Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                I have no inner turmoil in believing in the Lord.
                So did you reject your sexuality or are those here that tell others that they have to "Pray your gay away" before they can be accepted by God wrong?
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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #53
                  Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  So did you reject your sexuality or are those here that tell others that they have to "Pray your gay away" before they can be accepted by God wrong?
                  It is none of you business what I do. So stop your devil talk.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #54
                    Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    It is none of you business what I do. So stop your devil talk.
                    I agree that your sexuality is something personal, but this "church" does not agree, and if you are going to try and persuade AshBee to accept your version of god, and worship him in accordance with the kjv1611 collected fairy tales then the question of your sexuality does come to the forefront of the discussion, as you have publicly stated that you are a lesbian.

                    So either:
                    • You think the pastors here are wrong and your sexuality is a private matter.

                    Or
                    • That you were wrong to think you could be a true christian and a lesbian.
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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #55
                      Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      I agree that your sexuality is something personal, but this "church" does not agree, and if you are going to try and persuade AshBee to accept your version of god, and worship him in accordance with the kjv1611 collected fairy tales then the question of your sexuality does come to the forefront of the discussion, as you have publicly stated that you are a lesbian.

                      So either:
                      • You think the pastors here are wrong and your sexuality is a private matter.

                      Or
                      • That you were wrong to think you could be a true christian and a lesbian.
                      You forgot the 3rd option. Jo Freddie speaks a load of rubbish and is a child of the devil.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #56
                        Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                        Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                        My Grandmother is a 2nd generation minister at our church also.
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                        • Sister Charli
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                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #57
                          Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          but this "church" does not agree,
                          Hello PastaBoy.

                          It has nothing to do with what this "church" agrees or disagrees with.

                          It is what God decrees!

                          Landover Baptists are just a transportation company to get the word of God out to the masses. In itself LBC does not make decisions, compliments or condemnations. They are just the conduit to educate human kind of God's word.

                          So your statement that this "church" does not agree equals "God" does not agree. And as far as homersexuality is concerned God is very very clear on that.

                          Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version)
                          13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #58
                            Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                            Hello PastaBoy.

                            It has nothing to do with what this "church" agrees or disagrees with.

                            It is what God decrees!

                            Landover Baptists are just a transportation company to get the word of God out to the masses. In itself LBC does not make decisions, compliments or condemnations. They are just the conduit to educate human kind of God's word.

                            So your statement that this "church" does not agree equals "God" does not agree. And as far as homersexuality is concerned God is very very clear on that.
                            So Lisa Charli makes it very clear on the position of the god of the kjv1611 collected fairy tales.

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            You forgot the 3rd option. Jo Freddie speaks a load of rubbish and is a child of the devil.
                            Well if you will not answer me how about Chris?
                            Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                            Don't be silly! Lisa isn't a lesbeian anymore, are you Lisa?
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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #59
                              Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              So Lisa Charli makes it very clear on the position of the god of the kjv1611 collected fairy tales.


                              Well if you will not answer me how about Chris?
                              I am not going to tempted into answering you devil trickery questions
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                • Apr 2009
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                                #60
                                Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                I am not going to tempted into answering you devil trickery questions
                                It is not my question, it is the question of a "true christian" are you going to ignore his questions too?
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