[Jo Freddie]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

How many little soldiers for chist (little boy childs) do you have?

Mmmm do I see signs of your subconscious rebelling against your indoctrination, that lower-case "c" showing that you are starting to doubt what all the brainwashing is telling you?

Listen to the voice of your subconscious Chaz, let it lead you to a true understanding of God in all His Wondrous Noodleness.

Vegemite is a vitamin B overload bread spread.



PM me your postal address and I sill send you a jar.

Is but an imitation of the TRUE vitamin B spread

[Sister Charli]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

Kinda like peanut butter or something? I've never heard of it, and as of right now I can't pm anyone or see anyone's contact information.

Are some people on here....I don't know how to put this, overly zealous about their religions? I see a whole lot of bashing, trolling and name calling in the name of god, and man does that make both of us sad.

OK. I forget. You have one or two little restrictions.

But Punnchy. I promise you Young Man. When they do grant you a few more liberties. You send me you postal address and like an Australian Politician Promise I will send you a jar of Vegemite. PM me your postal addy.

Sister Charli,

[Lisa H]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

The god that I talk to every day of my life, has told me that I am saved, I have seen this forum for what it is, and no matter what the opinions are of those who troll it or preach in such a way that disrespects the lord god, I know, that I am saved. I was born unsaved, and baptized Methodist, and because of my beliefs, my communications, and my understandings, I am a saved being. I speak no blasphemy in my words and expect to receive none back, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

The way I choose to present myself is the way you will see me, if you choose not to see me the way god has intended me to be, that is your choice, however do not think it is your place, above the god that we both worship, to try to change or redirect my teachings to something that you personally believe, the way you believe, the way I believe, are two totally different things, and as our rights to individuality and free will, I will hope that you respect that.

True Christians are not Methodist so how can you be saved. There is only one way to follow the Lord. The only free will God gave you is following him and going to Heaven, or going to hell.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

The god that I talk to every day of my life, has told me that I am saved,

Which one would that be?

I was born unsaved, and baptized Methodist,

You have my deepest sympathies, I will pray for you this evening.

and because of [...]my communications,

Communications? An iPhone and a laptop are not salvific

I am a saved being.

Ah, this is why you are described as "Unsaved Trash" and "Under Investigation" Many people cry, Lord, Lord!... We will see.

The way I choose to present myself is the way you will see me, if you choose not to see me the way god has intended me to be, that is your choice,

I am not at all sure I require your offer of choice, when I have one guided by The Lord of Hosts.

however do not think it is your place, above the god that we both worship, to try to change or redirect my teachings to something that you personally believe,

Oh! I smell arrogance and pride, the stench is vile, I must open a window!

Please be aware that we here at Landover do not yet know that it is our God, The One True God, The Creator, Whom you worship... we will see.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

The god that I talk to every day of my life, has told me that I am saved, I have seen this forum for what it is, and no matter what the opinions are of those who troll it or preach in such a way that disrespects the lord god, I know, that I am saved. I was born unsaved, and baptized Methodist, and because of my beliefs, my communications, and my understandings, I am a saved being. I speak no blasphemy in my words and expect to receive none back, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

The way I choose to present myself is the way you will see me, if you choose not to see me the way god has intended me to be, that is your choice, however do not think it is your place, above the god that we both worship, to try to change or redirect my teachings to something that you personally believe, the way you believe, the way I believe, are two totally different things, and as our rights to individuality and free will, I will hope that you respect that.

You certainly have some opinions of yourself, You come to a forum, uninvited I might add, and you start telling us that our ways of Worshiping our Lord by living a life dictated by the ENTIRE Bible is wrong. You say that you are a conduit to God in a way we don't understand and that we should change our ways, our forum to fit your ideals...do I have it right so far?

let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

You see we are instructed to judge you by our Lord.
2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

Maybe to help a few of you see the error of your ways, a few of you really have your heads on backwards when it comes to your strictness in your belief systems, plus I've heard of this place from several others, and wanted to throw my coins into the mix.

Is this the way a visitor should act. Do you knock at a strangers door, barge into their house and start complaining about the furniture?

The way members here treat people who don't believe the exactly the way they do is an outrage in the eyes of the lord god whom I speak to.

Show us, in the scripture, that anything we say is not the Word of the Lord.

God doesn't require that I have to use a shift key to state his name, its never been a message of disrespect between me and him, and seeing as you have some more weight around here, I'd appreciate it if you'd answer my question on how I can actually post my replies in a timely manor and establish myself as a fellow forum member.

Please explain why your not honoring our feelings that the Lord God should be respected at all time? Also why do you try to divert our questioning you by complaining about posting time...it is what it is and as a guest I think it extremely rude for you to complain of something so petty.

Lol, okay, maybe you can direct me to how I get the little unsaved trash, under investigation removed?

You earn it with the respect of the congregation and you have got a long way to go.

Are some people on here....I don't know how to put this, overly zealous about their religions? I see a whole lot of bashing, trolling and name calling in the name of god, and man does that make both of us sad.

Again you have this direct line to God. You try to convince people that you are the answer, but we are wrong?

Um..."signature"...tada!
This place is either crazy, or very religious.

I find this especially insulting, guest.

We did not start this forum for yours or anyone's entertainment. It is our wish to show people the way to become a True Christian. We believe in the Bible all of it, not just the parts that agree with our lifestyles. We change our lives to suit the Lord not change the Lord to fit our lifestyle.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

"...on your own path"? "Not a big reader of the bible (sic)"?

I have no idea what you think you're saved from, Punnchie, but it's clearly not the aeternal flames.

There's only one path:

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Unless I miss my guess, it doesn't say "no man cometh unto the Father, but by Punnchie".

Better get reading, son. He's going to be here any time now and things are going to get a little warm for you.

[Jedediah]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

The god that I talk to every day of my life, has told me that I am saved, I have seen this forum for what it is, and no matter what the opinions are of those who troll it or preach in such a way that disrespects the lord god, I know, that I am saved.

There is nothing within what you have written here to indicate that you are Saved®. You openly admit to neglecting the Word of God. The odds of finding Salvation™ without even bothering to open the instruction manual on how to do so (the Authorized KJV 1611 Bible) are zero.

James 1:26
If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man's religion is vain.

You are a vain and gullible fool, silly little man. Read the Word of the LORD rather than listening to the lying demons that infest your polluted, degenerate mind.

I was born unsaved, and baptized Methodist, and because of my beliefs, my communications, and my understandings, I am a saved being.

Son, this is going to sound harsh, but it's something you need to hear. I tell you this because Jesus has filled me with Love, and I am charged to spread the Good News.

You are going to hell if you do not change your wicked ways.

You were born unsaved, and you are still unsaved! Methodists are false Christians doing satan's work by deceiving those who might otherwise find their way into the bosom of True Christianity™.

Matthew 24:24
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Methodists worship a false Christ, and when they die, their false Christ reveals his true demon form, sodomizes them, and hurtles them into the fiery pits of hell! I do not want this for you, so please, please, turn away from that den of liars before it is too late! Nothing short of your eternal soul is at stake here.

God has brought you to His favorite forum because he has a Plan for you. Please do not let this opportunity pass you by. I want you to join us in Heaven, Punchy.

I speak no blasphemy in my words and expect to receive none back, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

This is exactly what I am talking about. If you were a True Christian™, sin would be a thing of the past for you. Youth Pastor Levi delivers an excellent sermon on this topic, and he has distilled many of the more salient points about the perfect nature of True Christians™ in this post. I strongly suggest you take the time to read it and digest it.

If you were truly Saved® as you claim, then you would harbor no doubt that you are sin-free. That you still feel the pain of sin within you is all the evidence we need to determine that you are unsaved trash and that you have a long ways to go before you are a True Christian™.

I John 3:6-9
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

[Nobar King]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

Missouri, Unmarried

I'm going to say a prayer tonight for the Missouri educational system. They obviously need some help. Not as much as you need, though.

[ManyPaths]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

I think it is great that you are finding your own Path. There are so many ways and places to learn about ourselves and come closer to being one with God.

Namaste.

[BlueShadow659]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

I think it is great that you are finding your own Path. There are so many ways and places to learn about ourselves and come closer to being one with God.

Satanic mumbo-jumbo deleted

Indeed there are many paths - 66 to be precise. They start with Genesis and end with Revelation. Every single one takes us closer to God.

[Lisa H]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

I think it is great that you are finding your own Path. There are so many ways and places to learn about ourselves and come closer to being one with God.

Job 22:15 Hast thou marked the old way which wicked men have trodden?
Psalm 35:6 Let their way be dark and slippery: and let the angel of the LORD persecute them.
Jeremiah 18:15 Because my people hath forgotten me, they have burned incense to vanity, and they have caused them to stumble in their ways from the ancient paths, to walk in paths, in a way not cast up

[Sister Charli]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

How many little soldiers for chist (little boy childs) do you have?

Fellow Sister, I do believe you may have sneezed whilst typing again.
Have you changed the method in which you wash your Husbands clothes recently?

Twas not a sneeze but a lesson from God Himself.

Here I was being a little smart ass and picking up poor Punnchy with his capitalisation and stuff so God decided to teach me a lesson in being humble.

God sent me a dyslexic keyboard so that I would be shown up as a bumbling human!

Praise His Holy name!!

Proverbs 15:33 (King James Version)
33 The fear of the LORD is the instruction of wisdom; and before honour is humility.

[Punnchy]

Re: I am saved, on my own path.

Okay, you guys are a bunch of fucking lunatics, I don't care if I get banned or not, but I am allowed to, and god even grants me this right, to try to turn the blind into those who can see, very few of you know god, and the way you believe is rather pathetic. Don't like what I'm saying about the lord? tough shit, I'm gone, bitches.