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Re: Born again in the blood of Christ
I just got out of jial for good behaviour. I am on parole for killing those two men. I learned alot in my time in prison. God is everywhere and his power is great! I am in a reahabilitation program with some great people who are helping me see the truth. Its all still so confusing tho but that clerk in Kentucky is giving me inspiration. But its confusing. I love God and Jeusus and the Bible but I hate my goverment. I still dont know what to do who to follow. but for now i will follow the goverment. For now.Comment
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Re: Born again in the blood of Christ
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.Originally posted by truebeliever40 View Post
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Born again in the blood of Christ
Brother Ezekial this IS my introduction. Why did yo ugive me an infraction? Do you want me to make another introduction because it's been over five years? I don't understand what i did wrong? I have been trying to do better. Pleaes forgive me.Comment
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Re: Born again in the blood of Christ
What's this about you killing some fellows? I hope you had a darned good reason. Were you standing your ground?WARNING:
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Re: Born again in the blood of Christ
I do hope that those 5 years have not been wasted. (I don't think they have as I deduce you have joined the Tea Party - you spelt "Pleaes" wrongly.)Originally posted by truebeliever40 View Post
Quite frankly, I tried reading some of your earlier stuff but I found it meaningless garbage, save where you quoted Bible verses - and we know those by heart anyway.
So why have you come back? Shall I tell you? You have come back because Jesus has given you a second chance to save that black and wizened soul of yours...
So, get on with it - let's hear your real journey to Jesus, especially the shame and humiliation of the bits you've kept secret.
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Re: Born again in the blood of Christ
Matthew 14:30-31"But when he saw the wind, he was afraid, and beginning to sink he cried out, "Lord, save me." Jesus immediately reached out his hand and took hold of him, saying to him, "O you of little faith, why did you doubt?"Originally posted by truebeliever40 View Post
Your answer lies in reaching out toward Jesus during this time of internal crisis. One of the great things about God is that we do not have to go through all of this reasoning. Give it to him; trust God and allow your faith to grow. He will guide you if you are willing to follow blindly, like the sheep following the Shepherd.
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To the weak became I as weak, that I might gain the weak: I am made all things to all men, that I might by all means save some. - 1 Corinthians 9:22Comment
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Re: Born again in the blood of Christ
Howdy there, White ass now. Seeing as you are already here on the introductions thread, how about you go ahead and make an intro of your own. That would be swell.Originally posted by Whiteassnow View Post
YICPsalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.Comment
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