[Illuminati_Rep]

Re: Introduction

In other words, you have no retort.
I'm sure Sister BIG accepts your surrender.

I'm going to go cry into my pillow now.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

"Hahaha. I tire of schooling yall. "


Well, we tire of your sad attempts at masturbating your ego.



Blase`ly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Summer]

Re: Introduction

That's not what Jesus says.


Luke 8:20-21 And it was told him by certain which said, Thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to see thee. And he answered and said unto them, My mother and my brethren are these which hear the word of God, and do it.

I must have not been paying close attention.

[Illuminati_Rep]

Re: Introduction

I'm going to go cry into my pillow now.

Yeah thats real holy, change my posts. LMAO good job there "homer"

[Levi Jones]

Re: Introduction

I must have not been paying close attention.

I guess not. It probably makes you wonder what else your Pastor isn't teaching you.

Maybe you should do some in depth Bible study on your own.

[Summer]

Re: Introduction

I guess not. It probably makes you wonder what else your Pastor isn't teaching you.

Maybe you should do some in depth Bible study on your own.

No, he's well versed and read. I have difficulty understanding what is written in the Bible and I can't remember all the things that my Pastor teaches.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Introduction

No, he's well versed and read. I have difficulty understanding what is written in the Bible and I can't remember all the things that my Pastor teaches.

My two oldest sons (9&8) are capable of reading and understanding the Bible, what does this say about you?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction

Hmmm, I introduce myself and the first two responses I get are from someone who calls GOD a spaghetti monster (I really don't get that)

Well to help you may I suggest some further reading:

A Condensed History of the World
The Holy Noodle
Edd's Letters

[Levi Jones]

Re: Introduction

I have difficulty understanding what is written in the Bible.

That's a shame. You don't seem like a complete dimwit. Maybe it's the language of the King James that is difficult for you?

I give you permission to read the English Standard Version. It's a literal translation with modern language.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

That's a shame. You don't seem like a complete dimwit. Maybe it's the language of the King James that is difficult for you?

I give you permission to read the English Standard Version. It's a literal translation with modern language.

You are as gracious as Jesus Himself. [sniff]


Touchedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[proteastantguy]

Re: Introduction

Are you going to practice what you preach? No. I didn't think so.

Illuminati came here to recruit for his cult. Be honest now!

So he tries to discredit the True Christian™ religion to make him look legit.

Score card ..... FAIL Mr Illumonati. Big fail.

Have you seen any bears somewhere around?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Introduction

Hello, Emil the Eskimo. You seem like a Godly person. I hope you'll enjoy it here at God's Favourite Forum.

See this screen name here was something to try to scare this pathetic cult for the greater good.

Oh oh oh - I'm so scared! Someone save me from the scary little boy! I hope his Momma and Poppa will put him to be soon so that he won't keep scaring me.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

Hmmm, I introduce myself and the first two responses I get are from someone who calls GOD a spaghetti monster (I really don't get that) and someone who accuses me of being a drugs addict. As I stated in my post I try to resist the temptetions God tests me with, and so far staying away from drugs and alcohol was the easiest one I don't do drugs. That's because I don't need drugs, having Jesus in my heart is enough to be happy.


Thanks Charli To answer your questions:

I'm a male of 31 years old, married and I have 3 children: Anne, aged 6, Peter, aged 4 and Matt, who just turned 1. The fourth is on the way, my wife is 4 months pregnant now. My children are my proud and I try to raise them with the word of God. My parents didn't raise me that way, they're not Christians, I found Jesus when I was 14 years old and met some friends who did attend to church and told me about it.

At the moment I don't attend to a church. I left the one I went to every week, because they got a new reverend who is gay! I really can't understand why a church would let such a filthy person lead the masses. I'm looking for a church in my neighborhood now which is free from such awfull things and truly spreads the word of God.

As for pie: I don't really care about it. But if I have to choose a certain pie, I'd say apple. Theat's nice every now and then



Thanks for your kind words, but I'm really not an Eskimo! I'm not accusing anyone of changing my name without a reason, or just to annoy me. Maybe some administrator thought my IP-adress was from Greenland or something (isn't that where Eskimo's live? I'm not sure). However, I would like to have it changed back to Emus, because that is my name. If it's policy to add somethning for non-Americans, call me Emus the Dutchy or Emus the European, I don't really care. As long it's legit information

On a final note: I don't own a KJV Bible at the moment, but I found an online version and using that for refference wehnever I'm in doubt about anything

Well Emil, I want to apologize to you for the riff raff attempting to derail your welcome thread. Not to worry, they will be banned soon enough.

Emil, you sound like a good person though I am deeply troubled you do not have a personal copy of the KJV Bible to hold close to your bosom.

God (and I) want you to be Saved(r). Honestly Saved(r). I worry that many unsuspecting foreigners in the world are being sold a bill of goods about God and never get the Truth(c), the real skinny. God is an amazing entity. He had the Bible created just for YOU! The least you can do is read it , I mean really read it, cover to cover, realizing these are His words, His instructions, how He wants YOU to live. I guarantee you, you follow the Bible verbatim, you live will never be the same.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Introduction

I'm going to go cry into my pillow now.

I am sure it will appreciate that more than the usual pillow biting you give it.