a polite hello!

[virgin lamb]

hello!

i just joined this site and i decided politely introduce myself. hi! i'm virgin lamb and i live at the feet of the lord.

i attend the island baptist church sermons several times a week and i also help the church in any way i can. for example, i always supply food for bake sales and church gatherings. i believe that the world has wandered from the teachings of the lord and that hell shall soon be full. that's why i cook for my church; being a woman, i can't simply preach to the masses. a woman's place is in the kitchen.

i spend much of my time caring for my widowed father; i cook, clean, and sew for him. because my father needs me, i hope to never marry and remain a virgin all my life. i also spend my life praying and reading the bible; this brings me fulfillment.

i believe the lord wants me to remain pure for him; as a virgin, i am close to god and i am undistracted. i believe the lord has work for me which requires my continued purity.

[landoverlover]

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hello!

i just joined this site and i decided politely introduce myself. hi! i'm virgin lamb and i live at the feet of the lord.

i attend the island baptist church sermons several times a week and i also help the church in any way i can. for example, i always supply food for bake sales and church gatherings. i believe that the world has wandered from the teachings of the lord and that hell shall soon be full. that's why i cook for my church; being a woman, i can't simply preach to the masses. a woman's place is in the kitchen.

i spend much of my time caring for my widowed father; i cook, clean, and sew for him. because my father needs me, i hope to never marry and remain a virgin all my life. i also spend my life praying and reading the bible; this brings me fulfillment.

i believe the lord wants me to remain pure for him; as a virgin, i am close to god and i am undistracted. i believe the lord has work for me which requires my continued purity.

Welcome! Nicely done. However, I believe your are in error - heaven will be full, as there are only 144,000 spaces available, all reserved for Landover True Christians. (It's a narrow gate/wide path kind of deal.) Hell will never be full as long as the sons of Ham keep breeding like rats.

[Levi Jones]

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I'm sorry. My brothers and sisters know I'm not a grammar Nazi, but I can't respond to someone who can't use a shift key.

[BelieverInGod]

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She wants to remain a virgin, yet women are saved through Child birth.

1 Timothy 2:14-15 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[virgin lamb]

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i'm glad hell won't ever be filled to capacity! a hell-flood would truly darken the future. of course, god has thought of everything, hasn't he? praise his holy name!

on a different note, please excuse my disuse of capital letters. i must confess the truth. when i was a child, i stole a red lollipop from a store. as punishment, my father broke three fingers on my left hand; they've never been the same since. as a result, typing is quite difficult for me and the use of the shift key is especially inconvenient. this is not laziness; the faster i type, the less time i spend at the computer. spending too much time at a computer is wasteful and we all know what the bible says about wasting time:

ephesians 5:16-17 making the best use of the time, because the days are evil. therefore do not be foolish, but understand what the will of the Lord is.

colossians 3:23 whatever you do, work heartily, as for the lord and not for men,

as for remaining a virgin, the lord has caused me to be barren. i know this for the lord has given me clear signs to that effect. why would i choose to engage in intercourse or to otherwise sate the lusts of the flesh when i cannot bear children? the lord has made it clear to me that i am to remain untouched.

praise god, for he is the great designer and the great master!

[Titus Templeton]

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I like her

Praise Jesus!!

[virgin lamb]

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i like you, too, truegermanchrist. yes, praise jesus!

i forgot to mention how i found jesus. my mother passed into the arms of the lord when i was a child and i was raised by my father, who is a very virtuous man. he has followed the lord all his days and he raised me to fear the lord with all my heart.

i humbly hope that each day brings me one step closer to salvation. may the lord guide me for all of my days.

[Sister Charli]

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Hello virgin lamb.

How your testimony mirrors me own .... brought me to tears.

I am sorry to hear about your deformed fingers, but God really does want us to do what we need in order to be closer to him. I therefore wonder whether you might take the time to put the caps lock on to capitalise the first letter in appropriate words and then take it off straight after.

I truly can not bear to see any one not capitalise God's name and I am sure baby Jesus would cry seeing his own in lower case.

[Jedediah]

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hello!

i just joined this site and i decided politely introduce myself. hi! i'm virgin lamb and i live at the feet of the lord.

i attend the island baptist church sermons several times a week and i also help the church in any way i can. for example, i always supply food for bake sales and church gatherings. i believe that the world has wandered from the teachings of the lord and that hell shall soon be full. that's why i cook for my church; being a woman, i can't simply preach to the masses. a woman's place is in the kitchen.

i spend much of my time caring for my widowed father; i cook, clean, and sew for him. because my father needs me, i hope to never marry and remain a virgin all my life. i also spend my life praying and reading the bible; this brings me fulfillment.

i believe the lord wants me to remain pure for him; as a virgin, i am close to god and i am undistracted. i believe the lord has work for me which requires my continued purity.

You certainly sound well-versed in the ways of domestic womanhood! It's hard enough to find a woman who cooks and cleans these days, not to mention one who sews. However, you seem to be neglecting one very important aspect of being a woman: bearing sons for a True Christian™ husband.

Psalm 127:3-5
Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.
Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.

If the LORD wanted you to let your precious eggs go to waste, He would strike you barren. If this is not the case, it would seem that God's Word commands you to birth a quiver full of young Soldiers for Christ.

Aside from that, Sister Charli makes a good point. We glorify the LORD through proper capitalization.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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on a different note, please excuse my disuse of capital letters. i must confess the truth. when i was a child, i stole a red lollipop from a store. as punishment, my father broke three fingers on my left hand; they've never been the same since. as a result, typing is quite difficult for me and the use of the shift key is especially inconvenient.

Welcome Virgin Lamb:

You must have had a very good and Godly father as he thoroughly instilled into you you that stealing is wrong and subsequently you have never forgotten his lesson.
I am imagining that he must have been a very charismatic and assertive communicator to leave such a lifelong impression

- Praise Jesus

I suspect that this scripture will have wonderful childhood memories for you
Leviticus 19:11


You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to one another.

[Nobar King]

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on a different note, please excuse my disuse of capital letters. i must confess the truth. when i was a child, i stole a red lollipop from a store. as punishment, my father broke three fingers on my left hand; they've never been the same since. as a result, typing is quite difficult for me and the use of the shift key is especially inconvenient.

That's too bad, maybe you can get your father to buy you a one handed keyboard.

[Morgana]

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I like her

Praise Jesus!!

I like her too! I esp. like the way she "honors her father and mother". ***sniff***

[Sister Charli]

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I like her too! I esp. like the way she "honors her father and mother". ***sniff***

Yes, we are told to honour and obey our parents but not at the expense of our Heavenly Father.

John 15:8 (King James Version)
8 Herein is my Father glorified, that ye bear much fruit; so shall ye be my disciples.