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I dont have a church but am looking for a good church. I hate athiests and despise socialism. I was upset to tears when the Obama health care bill was passed. I believe in God and that Jesus is our savior and I think Mrs Palin and good christian people like the tea party are the hope of our once great country.
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Re: Hello from Jack
You sound like an up and coming True Christian(tm) - Praise Jesus
However I am little concerned though that whilst you have all the Godly attributes for ascension into Heaven you have curiously avoided the subject of Homersexuality.....
Are you gay ?2 Samuel 22:31
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No, sir, I assure you I am not gay.Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View PostYou sound like an up and coming True Christian™ - Praise Jesus
However I am little concerned though that whilst you have all the Godly attributes for ascension into Heaven you have curiously avoided the subject of Homersexuality.....
Are you gay ?Comment
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Re: Hello from Jack
Welcome.
You should say more about yourself; eg married, children, where you live.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: Hello from Jack
I would rather not think about it but I think what gay people do is disgusting and it is an unnatural act.Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View PostYou sound like an up and coming True Christian™ - Praise Jesus
However I am little concerned though that whilst you have all the Godly attributes for ascension into Heaven you have curiously avoided the subject of Homersexuality.....
Are you gay ?Comment
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That is good to hear..........WelcomeOriginally posted by JackSquat View Post
Acts 5:14
And believers were increasingly added to the Lord, multitudes of both men and women
Tell us a little about yourself, your life's journey and how you found us
2 Samuel 22:31
As for God, His way is perfect;
The word of the LORD is proven;
He is a shield to all who trust in Him.Comment
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Re: Hello from Jack
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Hello from Jack
You sound just like the kind of person that would make a True Christian.Originally posted by JackSquat View Post
Do you have a wife? If so, how many sons do you have?Comment
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Re: Hello from Jack
Welcome friend, so nice to have a decent post instead of the influx of satanic trolls we've had as of late.Originally posted by JackSquat View Post-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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Re: Hello from Jack
Jack, nice to meet you. Now, none of us knows much about you but I just heard that people from Brazil, are all latent Homers, so keep away from them.
So Jack, how many sons has your wife dropped for Jesus?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Hello from Jack
How would you feel about having a red-hot poker shoved up your rear- end, smartass?Originally posted by CyberYahweh View PostComment
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Re: Hello from Jack
Ah, a sodomite, and a liar.
Gay as a $3 dollar bill, I see.
Bummer.
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Re: Hello from Jack
Seems that little outburst didn't work out so well for you, did it?Originally posted by JackSquat View Post
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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