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  • #1

    Greetings!

    Hello my bretheren! I'm Brother LoveRocker and Lord be praised I have found this forum.

    I go to Redeemer Baptist Church in Aspen Wyoming with many other fine folk. Jesus found me at a very young age and filled me with his love. The love filled goodness has never left my heart!

    My favorite Bible verse is:

    Timothy 2 11-14. My father made sure I knew it and knew it well so I could be prepared not to be encumbered by a no good whore woman the way my mother was to him.

    God Bless and I look forward to chatting with you all soon!
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  • #2
    Re: Greetings!

    Calling your mother a whore isn't exactly honoring her, now is it?

    Exodus 20:12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings!

      Originally posted by Brother LoveRocker View Post
      Hello my bretheren! I'm Brother LoveRocker and Lord be praised I have found this forum.

      I go to Redeemer Baptist Church in Aspen Wyoming with many other fine folk. Jesus found me at a very young age and filled me with his love. The love filled goodness has never left my heart!

      My favorite Bible verse is:

      Timothy 2 11-14. My father made sure I knew it and knew it well so I could be prepared not to be encumbered by a no good whore woman the way my mother was to him.

      God Bless and I look forward to chatting with you all soon!
      You should take your time and sit down and read the REAL Holy KJV1611 Bible before unleashing any more babble on this forum.
      "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings!

        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
        Calling your mother a whore isn't exactly honoring her, now is it?

        Exodus 20:12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
        She gave birth to me, but did not raise me. Calling her a whore is not an insult but fact. I honor the fact she did give birth to me but I have nothing else to honor her for. After my birth she went the way of Satan and my father and I took a path of righteousness.

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings!

          Originally posted by Brother LoveRocker View Post
          Hello my bretheren! I'm Brother LoveRocker and Lord be praised I have found this forum.

          I go to Redeemer Baptist Church in Aspen Wyoming with many other fine folk. Jesus found me at a very young age and filled me with his love. The love filled goodness has never left my heart!

          My favorite Bible verse is:

          Timothy 2 11-14. My father made sure I knew it and knew it well so I could be prepared not to be encumbered by a no good whore woman the way my mother was to him.

          God Bless and I look forward to chatting with you all soon!
          I would like to say Welcome but how can you be a Christian and love rockers. All rockers sing to the devil and take whores.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings!

            My last name is Rocker...

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings!

              The irony is my fathers last name is Rocker. His father was an immigrant from Germany and this was his given American name. The real irony is my mother after birthing me went traveling with these musician "rockers". Not all of us got suitable all American names like Smith.

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings!

                Whose brother are you?

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings!

                  I go to Redeemer Baptist Church in Aspen Wyoming with many other fine folk.


                  Aspen is wholly made up of faggots and Hollywood liberals. I am not buying this, sorry.
                  Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                  2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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                  Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings!

                    Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                    I go to Redeemer Baptist Church in Aspen Wyoming with many other fine folk.


                    Aspen is wholly made up of faggots and Hollywood liberals. I am not buying this, sorry.
                    That would be in Colorado good sir and you are wholefully correct there. Aspen Wyoming on the other hand doesn't sing to the tune of those Colorado homosexuals.. No sir! This little town only sings the praise of Jesus. I do have family, two boys and a wife that I attend church with. I'm not some you blasphemer here to cause trouble or anything. You won't be catching my boys on the internet either. Anyways, it seems as if I have introduced myself thuroughly here and I have some animals that need to be watered.

                    God bless.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings!

                      Originally posted by Brother LoveRocker View Post
                      Aspen Wyoming on the other hand doesn't sing to the tune of those Colorado homosexuals.. No sir!
                      That's good to know.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Greetings!

                        Originally posted by Brother LoveRocker View Post
                        That would be in Colorado good sir and you are wholefully correct there. Aspen Wyoming on the other hand doesn't sing to the tune of those Colorado homosexuals.. No sir! This little town only sings the praise of Jesus. I do have family, two boys and a wife that I attend church with. I'm not some you blasphemer here to cause trouble or anything. You won't be catching my boys on the internet either. Anyways, it seems as if I have introduced myself thuroughly here and I have some animals that need to be watered.

                        God bless.
                        I stand corrected, and Welcome. I will pray for the Lord to rebuke me for inattentiveness.
                        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                        King James Bible v1611

                        Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Greetings!

                          Originally posted by Sister Christina View Post
                          You should take your time and sit down and read the REAL Holy KJV1611 Bible before unleashing any more babble on this forum.
                          What version is he using?

                          2 Timothy Chapter 2
                          11It is a faithful saying: For if we be dead with him, we shall also live with him:
                          12 If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us:
                          13 If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.
                          14 Of these things put them in remembrance, charging them before the Lord that they strive not about words to no profit, but to the subverting of the hearers.
                          1 Timothy Chapter 2
                          11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                          12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                          13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
                          14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Greetings!

                            Originally posted by Brother LoveRocker View Post
                            Hello my bretheren! I'm Brother LoveRocker and Lord be praised I have found this forum.

                            I go to Redeemer Baptist Church in Aspen Wyoming with many other fine folk. Jesus found me at a very young age and filled me with his love. The love filled goodness has never left my heart!

                            My favorite Bible verse is:

                            Timothy 2 11-14. My father made sure I knew it and knew it well so I could be prepared not to be encumbered by a no good whore woman the way my mother was to him.

                            God Bless and I look forward to chatting with you all soon!
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                            • #15
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                              I stand corrected, and Welcome. I will pray for the Lord to rebuke me for inattentiveness.


                              There I was, in my prayer closet, when I was suddenly moved to log on and . . . well, there you go.

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