[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have been saved. The right way. Not by some backwater cult that attacks anyone that sees right through their sea of bull. I feel extremely sorry for you guys. Whoever brainwashed you will catch the wraith of God. I hope that one day, you come across some REAL Christians and end up in a REAL church. Not this cult.

This isn't a humor website. It's a Christian forum for uplifting God's teachings.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[Didymus Much]

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...I have been saved. The right way...I hope that one day, you come across some REAL Christians and end up in a REAL church. Not this cult.

And I ask, again, where might I find these REAL Christians that have been "saved" "the right way"?

[landoverlover]

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The day they let the likes of you in is the day I walk out. Not that it's the least bit likely to happen. We hire big Samoan Christians to beat the living daylights out of any unsaved trash who manages to get past our outer defenses. (That would be you....)

Another Internet Tough Guy. Go home, I think Craigslist is calling you.

[Illuminati_Rep]

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Another Internet Tough Guy. Go home, I think Craigslist is calling you.

Internet tough guy? Never that.
Wasn't you who threatened me first..?

Again with the contradictions.

[Levi Jones]

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Perhaps you could excuse me. I'm completely drawing a blank on who you are and why I should dislike you.

Maybe a touch of less victoriously telling us how we are doing it all wrong, and more showing how so with the Holy Bible would get you further.

It's just a guess.

[Illuminati_Rep]

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Perhaps you could excuse me. I'm completely drawing a blank on who you are and why I should dislike you.

Maybe a touch of less victoriously telling us how we are doing it all wrong, and more showing how so with the Holy Bible would get you further.

It's just a guess.

Look I had actually started this with my friends a while back just to mess with the crazy people out there. But then I started to feel bad. It's obvious that you people actually believe in God and the bible. However, you guys are literally have been brainwashed of common sense. I mean seriously, the world is not flat. I saw someone had made a whole blog about how Sonic the Hedgehog promotes children to be gay and do drugs. This is ridiculous.

You've been trained to try to cut down anyone that comes here to try to make valid points. For instance, anyone who is an outsider here is automatically labelled as "unsaved trash" and isn't welcomed. When in fact, we were all born the same way. We all had to find our own path to God. So why is it right for yall do judge who can get saved or not. The one being that has this right is God. He is the only one that can judge. Not me, not you, but Him.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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So why is it right for yall do judge who can get saved or not. The one being that has this right is God. He is the only one that can judge. Not me, not you, but Him.

If you think Christians should not judge others, then this section is for you.

[Levi Jones]

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You've been trained to try to cut down anyone that comes here to try to make valid points.

I think you will find I don't.

For instance, anyone who is an outsider here is automatically labelled as "unsaved trash" and isn't welcomed. When in fact, we were all born the same way.

Indeed, that is so true. You have found the heart of Christianity. We are all unsaved trash when we are born. It is only through learning of God's will that we are saved. Hallelujah!

As the Word says, we are totally depraved sinners in His sight.

Genesis 6:5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

Ecclesiastes 9:3 This is an evil among all things that are done under the sun, that there is one event unto all: yea, also the heart of the sons of men is full of evil, and madness is in their heart while they live, and after that they go to the dead.

Mark 7:21-23 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

We all had to find our own path to God. So why is it right for yall do judge who can get saved or not. The one being that has this right is God. He is the only one that can judge. Not me, not you, but Him.

*sigh*

The Bible says we can judge, friend.

Not true at all. If you were reading your Bible, you would know that the Bible never says we Christians cannot judge. It merely says you cannot judge hypocritically. I would defy you to show otherwise.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Internet tough guy? Never that.
Wasn't you who threatened me first..?

Again with the contradictions.

No. He told you what would happen to any Unsaved Trash who tried to barge into Landover's services, so you would not try to show up and force your way in where you are not welcome.

You've been trained to try to cut down anyone that comes here to try to make valid points.

"Jesus PWN3D You" was a valid point?

So why is it right for yall do judge who can get saved or not. The one being that has this right is God. He is the only one that can judge. Not me, not you, but Him.

You can get saved. All you have to do is follow the entire Bible, every one of God's 600+ commands, and believe in Jesus.

If you believed that Jesus was God incarnating Himself to come to Earth and allow Himself to be sacrificed to Himself to forgive your sins, making the ultimate sacrifice of temporarily dying for three days when He had the power to resurrect Himself at any moment, then you, like us, would find the video you posted blasphemous and an affront to all that is holy, not "humorous" and certainly not "a valid point".

Saved Christians do not spit in God's face and insult Him. You do spit in God's face and insult Him. What does that make you? Oh, yes. Not saved. And a Hellbound God-mocker.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I didn't even know daylight was a living thing actually

JOHN 1:1-5 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God
The same was in the beginning with God.
All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not
Perhaps you would like to visit our Creation Science section?
Guess the Title is correct Illuminati_Rep =

[Illuminati_Rep]

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I think you will find I don't.



Indeed, that is so true. You have found the heart of Christianity. We are all unsaved trash when we are born. It is only through learning of God's will that we are saved. Hallelujah!

As the Word says, we are totally depraved sinners in His sight.

Genesis 6:5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

Ecclesiastes 9:3 This is an evil among all things that are done under the sun, that there is one event unto all: yea, also the heart of the sons of men is full of evil, and madness is in their heart while they live, and after that they go to the dead.

Mark 7:21-23 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.




*sigh*

The Bible says we can judge, friend.

Not true at all. If you were reading your Bible, you would know that the Bible never says we Christians cannot judge. It merely says you cannot judge hypocritically. I would defy you to show otherwise.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Yes you have. You were one of the first people I encountered here.
Why do you keep avoid explaining such absurd beliefs. For example, the world being flat, Sonic promoting gayness, and how in the world are Mac users automatically gay. You sound like someone that has common sense and enough of it to think for yourself just a little. You can't possibly believe Sonic wants kids to be gay. You seriously cannot think that the world is actually flat. Please explain these things to me.

[Illuminati_Rep]

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No. He told you what would happen to any Unsaved Trash who tried to barge into Landover's services, so you would not try to show up and force your way in where you are not welcome.

"Jesus PWN3D You" was a valid point?

You can get saved. All you have to do is follow the entire Bible, every one of God's 600+ commands, and believe in Jesus.

If you believed that Jesus was God incarnating Himself to come to Earth and allow Himself to be sacrificed to Himself to forgive your sins, making the ultimate sacrifice of temporarily dying for three days when He had the power to resurrect Himself at any moment, then you, like us, would find the video you posted blasphemous and an affront to all that is holy, not "humorous" and certainly not "a valid point".

Saved Christians do not spit in God's face and insult Him. You do spit in God's face and insult Him. What does that make you? Oh, yes. Not saved. And a Hellbound God-mocker.

Never did I say that the VIDEO was a valid point. Please don't jump in like you're about something. It's already like 5 against me. That video was just that, a video. Harmless. It by no means meant to offend anyone.

[CyberYahweh]

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A Legit Christian who doesn't abide by the 1611 King James Bible?

Is that like a Legit chef who neither cooks, nor has any understanding regarding food preparation?

Before making an assertion about what it means to be Christian, Illuminati_Rep; I'd suggest that you read the King James 1611 Bible. Either repent and learn from the topics on this Blessed forum (You'll find everything you need regarding God's Creation, in the Creation Science section), or go practice your limp-wristed demagogy elsewhere.

1 Timothy 4:1
"Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils."

[Lisa H]

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Never did I say that the VIDEO was a valid point. Please don't jump in like you're about something. It's already like 5 against me. That video was just that, a video. Harmless. It by no means meant to offend anyone.

The video offended me.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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You seriously cannot think that the world is actually flat. Please explain these things to me.

We do not molly-coddle sinners here, son. Read for yourself:

Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Read each thread at least 3 times, beginning to end, before posting again. Thank you.