[Illuminati_Rep]

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The video offended me.

Then I apologize. I did not even know any of you actually took the time to watch it.

[Levi Jones]

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Yes you have. You were one of the first people I encountered here.
Why do you keep avoid explaining such absurd beliefs. For example, the world being flat, Sonic promoting gayness, and how in the world are Mac users automatically gay. You sound like someone that has common sense and enough of it to think for yourself just a little. You can't possibly believe Sonic wants kids to be gay. You seriously cannot think that the world is actually flat. Please explain these things to me.

Friend, if you are having a hard time wrapping your brain around the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth and etc., I don't believe you and I have much to talk about at this point.

I'm sorry, but I must shake the dust from my feet with you. As Jesus says, it will be worse for you than in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Matthew 10:14-15 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. 15Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment.

[Illuminati_Rep]

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We do not molly-coddle sinners here, son. Read for yourself:

Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Read each thread at least 3 times, beginning to end, before posting again. Thank you.

Do you think the moon is flat? Or am I being fooled by NASA about that too? And please, I am not your son. Don't degrade me so.

[Illuminati_Rep]

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Friend, if you are having a hard time wrapping your brain around the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth and etc., I don't believe you and I have much to talk about at this point.

I'm sorry, but I must shake the dust from my feet with you. As Jesus says, it will be worse for you in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Matthew 10:14-15 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. 15Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment.

All of these things you were not there to witness yourself. Now I'm not doubting any of things these happening because I fully believe you do. But if you go on a space ship and saw that the world was actually round and not flat. What would you say?

[Levi Jones]

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All of these things you were not there to witness yourself. Now I'm not doubting any of things these happening because I fully believe you do. But if you go on a space ship and saw that the world was actually round and not flat. What would you say?

I'm not exactly sure, but I'm guessing my face would be buried in my palms to help steady the airsickness.

[MitzaLizalor]

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We all had to find our own path to God

1 TIMOTHY 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus

[Illuminati_Rep]

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I'm not exactly sure, but I'm guessing my face would be buried in my palms to help steady the airsickness.

Hahaha I'm sure mine would too. But once we got up there and orbit around the world, it would be an amazing site.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Do you think the moon is flat? Or am I being fooled by NASA about that too? And please, I am not your son. Don't degrade me so.

Now now, dear, there's no need to get all sulky and pouty. Only six minutes elapsed between my post and yours: I suspect you didn't read those threads through.

Be a good boy and try again.

But if you go on a space ship and saw that the world was actually round and not flat. What would you say?

I'd say it was an illusion due to the space ship having bubble windows, son.

[MitzaLizalor]

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What would you say if I took you in a submarine and you discovered that a giant rock lobster is a bird?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You can't possibly believe Sonic wants kids to be gay.

Sonic is a cartoon and video game character. Sonic isn't real, friend. He's made up by men.

Homosexual men, who want to encourage young boys to sit alone in dark basements playing with their "joysticks" until they convert to the sodomite deathstyle.

You seriously cannot think that the world is actually flat. Please explain these things to me.

My congregation does not believe that the world is flat. However, the shape of the Earth -- sphere, disk, flat square thing -- isn't a salvation issue. The Bible can be understood to describe it in any of those three ways. However, none of God's 600+ commandments (all of which we are to follow, including not blaspheming the Holy Ghost, say with ridiculous Jesus-mocking videos) involve the shape of the Earth.

So why are you obsessing over it? Do you think that by persuading Levi to doubt something in the Bible, you will get him to deny it all?

All of these things you were not there to witness yourself.

So now you deny that God appeared to Moses in the burning bush, that the snake spoke, that Balaam's ass talked to him, that the Red Sea was parted, and that Jesus came to Earth, was executed, and rose on the third day?

How can you claim to be a Christian, yet discount everything the Bible says?

I speculate that you are no more a Christian than I am a God-mocking atheist.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Sorry, Mrs. Rogers, I think we were both posting at the same time. I should have included this quote

But if you go on a space ship and saw that the world was actually round and not flat. What would you say?

and addressed my remark to Illuminati_Rep.
I am quite sure you, Mrs. Rogers, can distuinguish one creature from another. Not so sure about cult representative Illuminati_Rep, though, who seems very hostile!

[Illuminati_Rep]

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Sonic is a cartoon and video game character. Sonic isn't real, friend. He's made up by men.

Homosexual men, who want to encourage young boys to sit alone in dark basements playing with their "joysticks" until they convert to the sodomite deathstyle.


My congregation does not believe that the world is flat. However, the shape of the Earth -- sphere, disk, flat square thing -- isn't a salvation issue. The Bible can be understood to describe it in any of those three ways. However, none of God's 600+ commandments (all of which we are to follow, including not blaspheming the Holy Ghost, say with ridiculous Jesus-mocking videos) involve the shape of the Earth.

So why are you obsessing over it? Do you think that by persuading Levi to doubt something in the Bible, you will get him to deny it all?

So now you deny that God appeared to Moses in the burning bush, that the snake spoke, that Balaam's ass talked to him, that the Red Sea was parted, and that Jesus came to Earth, was executed, and rose on the third day?

How can you claim to be a Christian, yet discount everything the Bible says?

I speculate that you are no more a Christian than I am a God-mocking atheist.

Oh I'm doubting those things happening? I didn't know that. I thought that when I said I didn't doubt them happening, I meant that I believe they did happen.

I'm not trying to take anyone off their religion. We have the same religion, just worship different ways.

But actually believing that Sonic, a video game, promotes children to be gay because the game controller has a joystick has nothing to do with religion. It's a sign of brainwashing.

How is jumping and landing in the same place prove the world is flat...? Seriously? That's all that can be said on that matter.

Believing such ridiculous things is not going to make you better with God. Like I read that "Iron Man" was an enemy of God. How can one's mind even come to such a crazy conclusion. It's just a character made up for people's enjoyment. It has nothing to do with being an enemy of God. Just like how Sonic by no means want children to be gay.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oh I'm doubting those things happening? I didn't know that. I thought that when I said I didn't doubt them happening, I meant that I believe they did happen.

Actually, you said

All of these things you were not there to witness yourself. Now I'm not doubting any of things these happening because I fully believe you do.

Since the second sentence doesn't even make sense -- you don't doubt that Biblical events happened because you believe we do? -- I could only go off the first. If you wish to be understood, try making yourself comprehensible.

But actually believing that Sonic, a video game, promotes children to be gay because the game controller has a joystick has nothing to do with religion. It's a sign of brainwashing.

I said that homosexual men make the video game with the intent of promoting homosexuality. I didn't say that the controller being a joystick is the only homosexual aspect.

How is protecting children from conversion to homosexuality, and thus eternal damnation, "nothing to do with religion"??

Why do you hate children and want them to go to Hell?

How is jumping and landing in the same place prove the world is flat...? Seriously? That's all that can be said on that matter.

Didn't I just say that my congregation doesn't believe that the world is flat?

My congregation does not believe that the world is flat.

Why yes, yes I did.

Believing such ridiculous things is not going to make you better with God. Like I read that "Iron Man" was an enemy of God. How can one's mind even come to such a crazy conclusion. It's just a character made up for people's enjoyment. It has nothing to do with being an enemy of God. Just like how Sonic by no means want children to be gay.

Once again, Sonic is a video game and cartoon character. It doesn't want anything, because it is not a sentient being. I'm not sure why you keep insisting that it can want things.

I suppose you think that the "Harry Potter" series, encouraging witchcraft (an abomination worthy of death) is fine and dandy, too.

I'm not trying to take anyone off their religion.

I'd say calling Christians a "brainwashed cult" and attacking and insulting us and Jesus with your blasphemous videos and anti-Biblical rants is precisely an attempt to encourage us to doubt the Bible . . . in other words, trying to take us "off our religion" and away from God.

Why do you want True Christians(tm) to turn from God and spend eternity in Hellfire alongside you?

[Illuminati_Rep]

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Typo,
* because I do and fully belive you do too* is what was meant to be typed.

And yes, you people do believe the world is flat. Just read.

I don't hate children, where did that even come from.

On this website is where I found the belief in the world being flat and the belief that the game promoted children to be gay.

If all you have on me is a simple typo and sending my emails saying I'm unsaved trash talking nonsense, you're more pathetic than I actually thought. I'm saved, it's you I pray for. You don't even know what's on your own site and I'm talking nonsense? Seems to me that the only one with some sense is Levi.

And again, I said that video was just humorous. That was it. Wasn't meant to offend anyone or anything. It was harmless. You're just trying to make a big deal out of nothing. Nice try though. On second though, no it wasn't.

[Seth Campbell]

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Typo,
* because I do and fully belive you do too* is what was meant to be typed.

So you doubt the Bible just because we believe it. Sounds like a typical two-year-old temper tantrum to me.

And yes, you people do believe the world is flat. Just read.

Rev. Rodimer has his own church. Not everyone who is on here lives in Freehold or is an active member at the Landover church. You're obviously not. Although I am shocked at what Rev. Rodimer said since the Bible clearly says that the world IS flat. Now quit telling us what we believe.

I don't hate children, where did that even come from.

Oh of course, I'm sure you love children. That's why you want them to play these perverted games so badly. You want to twist them for your own sexual perversions.

On this website is where I found the belief in the world being flat and the belief that the game promoted children to be gay.

Yes, I haven't seen any proof from you saying that these things are wrong. Just this "well if the Bible says it's so, then it must be wrong" attitude.

If all you have on me is a simple typo and sending my emails saying I'm unsaved trash talking nonsense, you're more pathetic than I actually thought. I'm saved, it's you I pray for. You don't even know what's on your own site and I'm talking nonsense? Seems to me that the only one with some sense is Levi.

Everyone sent you an email saying you were unsaved trash? All of us? Really. Are we also members of the CIA who read your thoughts through your fillings?

And again, I said that video was just humorous. That was it. Wasn't meant to offend anyone or anything. It was harmless. You're just trying to make a big deal out of nothing. Nice try though. On second though, no it wasn't.

This is a Christian site for Christians to come and worship. I am glad that my wife knows better than to click links from unsaved trash or she may have been offended as well.