[HellyH]

Re: Hello everybody

Oh. I do not understand what you are talking about. My Daddy always told me what party to vote for but he recently went to walk with Jesus. And I got a medical exemption for our recent election.

I am soon to marry a good man who will tell me who to vote for in the next election so again, thankfully, I do not have to worry about these things.

Tho I do think Daddy would roll in his grave if he knew that today a lesbian female atheist was Australia's Prime Minister.

I am sorry to hear so.


But congratiulations on the upcomming marriage.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello everybody

Thank you Lisa

It is by far a perfect country, yet it was not all the facts which were correct The flag for instance. But that's off topic

But it does sound appealing, I am doing a project on Minor religious factions, and studying The Baptist church does sound as a good Idea.
And who knows, it might just widen my horizon.

I am glad you are wanting to learn about being a Baptist. It is not a minor religion. Try and get your hands on a Bible ASAP to start understanding.

[HellyH]

Re: Hello everybody

You don't get it? Your name is Hell, and you are going to Hell to be with your Danish kin. You do have jokes in Denmark, don't you?

Oh yes, I just didn't got the "why am I going to hell part"

Hehe oh yes, true religion is widely spread in Denmark.



I will try and do so Lisa.
How big a part of the US does the Baptist church cover?

[HellyH]

Re: Hello everybody

Oh, I'm sorry, Satire is widely spread in Denmark

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello everybody

Oh, I'm sorry, true religion is widely spread in Denmark

Dear Helli why do you hate Sweet Jesus? I looked at all of your posts and not once did you say that you love Jesus.
Why do you want to go to hell? Are you a minion of Satan?

[HellyH]

Re: Hello everybody

I have not stated that I hate jesus good sir!

I don't think it is aquired to say it anywhere or to anyone, as long as you know it yourself in your heart.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello everybody

I have not stated that I hate jesus good sir!

Nobody talks like that, and the only ones who do always have bad motives.

[HellyH]

Re: Hello everybody

Either that or they try to fit in.

Tell me, why are you being so prejudicing?
I have but come and registered on your forum to learn af your values and such.
Have I offended you in anyway?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello everybody

Either that or they try to fit in.

Tell me, why are you being so prejudicing?
I have but come and registered on your forum to learn af your values and such.
Have I offended you in anyway?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

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[John Creeser]

Re: Hello everybody

Have I offended you in anyway?

1. You spread lies about the validity of Landover.
2. You have spelled Jesus in lower case more than once.
3. You do not love Jesus.
4. Your name is Helly? Really? Why didn't your folks just name you lucifer.

I don't think it is aquired to say it anywhere or to anyone, as long as you know it yourself in your heart.

That's just crazy talk; SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD!! I LOVE JESUS!!!

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello everybody

Well, one example is the feared change of govournment, the right-wing conservatives and liberals has been struggling during the financial crisis, but they have nonetheless held the country together. I am afraid, that if the socialists take over, we will be faceing an emminent brakedown of our economy.
The financial crisis alone has costs thousands of jobs, and billions of $ too.

You are certainly right about that. You can see the results in our own country. After less than two years under his iron rule, socialist Barack HUSSEIN Obama has ruined this country. He inherited stable, moral leadership from a Godly Christian man and ran it into the ground. We may never recover. Take whatever measures you must to prevent this in Denmarkland!

[HellyH]

Re: Hello everybody

1. You spread lies about the validity of Landover.
2. You have spelled Jesus in lower case more than once.
3. You do not love Jesus.
4. Your name is Helly? Really? Why didn't your folks just name you lucifer.


That's just crazy talk; SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD!! I LOVE JESUS!!!

1. Spread lies?
2. Okay? Which means?
3. Which I have never stated.
4. Well I've never had my name associated with hell by others than you.


No it is a matter of belief.

[HellyH]

Re: Hello everybody

1. Spread lies?
2. Okay? Which means?
3. Which I have never stated.
4. Well I've never had my name associated with hell by others than you.


No it is a matter of belief.

Sexing it up for satan?

Please do explain

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello everybody

Well, one example is the feared change of govournment, the right-wing conservatives and liberals has been struggling during the financial crisis, but they have nonetheless held the country together. I am afraid, that if the socialists take over, we will be faceing an emminent brakedown of our economy.
The financial crisis alone has costs thousands of jobs, and billions of $ too.

I can certainly agree with that. Godless socialism ruins everything. I'm sorry to see you've got off to such a bad start here, but I'm sure we'll all get along fine once you repent of your Scandinavian sins, accept Jesus and become a born-again Baptist. You do want to become a Baptist and go to Heaven to sit with Jesus, don't you?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello everybody

Welcome to our friendly forum!

Well, of that I don't know, but the topic's name was "8 reasons why god hates denmark"

I am quite certain there are 9 reasons in my insightful article about the hellhole that is Denmark.