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  • BelovedEternally
    Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
    • Sep 2010
    • 103

    #16
    Re: Greetings!

    Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
    Indeed, Sister Lisa.

    When I read that he had been baptized three times my first thought was, "in what?". When the homer remark sunk in, well.....there you go.
    I wasn't a homer forever.
    Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Greetings!

      Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
      Hi I'm Niko. I've been a Christian for my life. I accepted God when i was in 6th Grade. I felt his glory change my life. But Recently I found my self to be a homosexual. So I guess I am denied. But the matter of Fact; I love God, and I accept that he died for everyone sins and he is all mighty.

      I may be Gay but that does not stop me from loving my creator. God has plans. I had hopes of raising a family, but I guess I am now damned to hell for realizing I'm homosexual. I respect the fact that it is against the bible to be homosexual or to be with a man, but it is the only gender I'm attracted to.

      Accept me or not, I'm still a Christian.
      I have been baptized 3 times. There are things I have done that I know I am going to hell, but my time alive I still support God.
      You could be baptized 1,000 times and it wouldn't take. Queers cannot be Christians anymore than a joo could be. The Holy Bible is crystal clear on this point: WITHOUT SINCERE REPENTANCE there can be no Salvation.

      The truth is, God hates you.

      Lev.18:22
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

      Lev.20:13
      If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #18
        Re: Greetings!

        Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
        tl;dr
        Just ignore Jo Freddie. He is an idolatrous pirate.

        As a homosexual, how do you justify the rape of small boys? Don't you feel guilty about what you do?
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • BelovedEternally
          Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
          • Sep 2010
          • 103

          #19
          Re: Greetings!

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          The gay disease has started rotting your brain.

          You say you are virgin but admit to having sex other men. If you want to be with Jesus then why do you allow the devil to stay in your head.
          I never had sex with a man. which I am a virgin. And that quote is a song. and I DONT WANT THE DEVIL IN MY HEAD, but I am having problems fighting him off
          Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: Greetings!

            Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
            I never had sex with a man. which I am a virgin. And that quote is a song. and I DONT WANT THE DEVIL IN MY HEAD, but I am having problems fighting him off
            That's because you're a tool of satan. Try studying the Holy Bible instead of deviant art.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #21
              Re: Greetings!

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Just ignore Jo Freddie. He is an idolatrous pirate.
              See how lily livered Billy Bob be o' me presence BelovedEternally, he be tryin' t' distract ye from th' truth.

              I suspect he also wishes he had th' same freedom t' express his sexuality that ye be havin' found.
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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #22
                Re: Greetings!

                Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                I never had sex with a man. which I am a virgin. And that quote is a song. and I DONT WANT THE DEVIL IN MY HEAD, but I am having problems fighting him off
                Are you a homer or not. First you say that you are a homer and now you are saying you are not. What is it, God does not like liars either.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #23
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  Are you a homer or not. First you say that you are a homer and now you are saying you are not. What is it, God does not like liars either.
                  She is a bull dyke Lesbo!

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                  • BelovedEternally
                    Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 103

                    #24
                    Re: Greetings!

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    Are you a homer or not. First you say that you are a homer and now you are saying you are not. What is it, God does not like liars either.
                    What I am supposed to say if I have not had sex with man or women?
                    Fine I guess I am not a homer.
                    Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #25
                      Re: Greetings!

                      Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                      What I am supposed to say if I have not had sex with man or women?
                      Fine I guess I am not a homer.
                      Time to confess Niko.

                      Are you a flaming homer who has sex with men?
                      or
                      Are you a whoremonger?
                      or
                      Are you a deviant goes around with both.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #26
                        Re: Greetings!

                        Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                        What I am supposed to say if I have not had sex with man or women?
                        Fine I guess I am not a homer.
                        Do nay feel that ye be havin' t' mould yer life t' conform t' what these swabbies say ye ortin' ta do, I urge ye t' read what I be havin' written in them topics I pointed ou' t' ye, I care nay if ye convert t' Pastafirainism fer that be nay me purpose here:
                        Qwerty 4:6 Ultimately, all you can do, and indeed all you should do, is put the word out there, accept any who join you, and love any who hate you.
                        But if I can get ye t' understand one thin' Our Lord Noodle teaches us I hope this can be 't:
                        FAQ 2:4 As the Flying Spaghetti Monster said through the Buddha, “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”
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                        • BelovedEternally
                          Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 103

                          #27
                          Re: Greetings!

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          Time to confess Niko.

                          Are you a flaming homer who has sex with men?
                          or
                          Are you a whoremonger?
                          or
                          Are you a deviant goes around with both.
                          none I have never had sex. Why can't you understand this?
                          Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                          • Phebe Carlyle
                            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 2604

                            #28
                            Re: Greetings!

                            Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                            none I have never had sex. Why can't you understand this?
                            Then why did you come in here saying you are a homer?

                            YIC

                            Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #29
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                              none I have never had sex. Why can't you understand this?
                              If you never had sex, then why did you say your a homer.

                              Leviticus 19:11 Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • BelovedEternally
                                Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 103

                                #30
                                Re: Greetings!

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                Just ignore Jo Freddie. He is an idolatrous pirate.

                                As a homosexual, how do you justify the rape of small boys? Don't you feel guilty about what you do?
                                Excuse Me? I believe rape is worst that murder. The child is scar'd for life and has to deal with the pain. I absolutly hate rapist. If you think i am a supporter, then you are wrong. The thought sickens me to no end. And accusing me of liking rape just because I have interest in men is not right.
                                Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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