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  • Terrae
    Unsaved trash
    • Sep 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Hi everyone

    I'm Anne, from Holland, and thereby sinned just because of my background (I can't even write proper American, such as Jesus asked from all of us). I do not have a church. I did look for one, but in my city, Amsterdam, I can only find Mosques.

    I don´t like maruahana. I do love the body of Christ though. Nothing better then red wine. A lot. Nothing under three liter.

    Apart of the body, I didn´t find Jesus. I hope I´ll find her someday. And that She´s a good looking girl over 18. Under 18 is good too, but lesbian marriages aren´t allowed here untill we´re both adults. Wich is at the age of 18 of course. Luckely we can have sex as much as we want, by law. And because it would be between two girls, even God wouldn´t hate to see it.
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Hi everyone

    Originally posted by Terrae View Post
    I'm Anne, from Holland, and thereby sinned just because of my background (I can't even write proper American, such as Jesus asked from all of us). I do not have a church. I did look for one, but in my city, Amsterdam, I can only find Mosques.

    I don´t like maruahana. I do love the body of Christ though. Nothing better then red wine. A lot. Nothing under three liter.
    That body/blood of Christ thing is a Catholic ritual. We know better.

    Apart of the body, I didn´t find Jesus. I hope I´ll find her someday. And that She´s a good looking girl over 18. Under 18 is good too, but lesbian marriages aren´t allowed here untill we´re both adults. Wich is at the age of 18 of course. Luckely we can have sex as much as we want, by law. And because it would be between two girls, even God wouldn´t hate to see it.
    Another God-mocker I see. I'm assuming that this drugged rant of yours is supposed to convince us that the people of Holland aren't hellbound?
    Drama queen

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hi everyone

      I hate to disabuse you of your perverted notions, but I am here to tell you that God hates lezbo fornication just as much as He hates the queer boy kind.

      Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
      1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
      1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

      Unless you repent right this minute, you're going to spend eternity being tortured by satan down in hell. Is that what you want? Is it worth it for just a few moments of bliss in your girlfriend's embrace? Don't you know that Jesus wants to puke when He watches the two of you go at it?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • landoverlover
        Also loves Jesus and America
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2010
        • 828

        #4
        Re: Hi everyone

        Another tragic waste of the world's greatest natural resource.
        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



        King James Bible v1611

        Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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        • Prays for Plagues
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2010
          • 1

          #5
          Re: Hi everyone

          Hello,Holland is a beautiful country and i too,enjoy a good wine from time to time.me,being Greek,will be more than happy to spend an eternity in hell with intelligent Europeans than an eternity in heaven with you stupid americans. and notice i did not capitalize american,you animals dont deserve it

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          • Titus Templeton
            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
            Jesus macht frei
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 5912

            #6
            Re: Hi everyone

            Originally posted by Prays for Plagues View Post
            Hello,Holland is a beautiful country and i too,enjoy a good wine from time to time.me,being Greek,will be more than happy to spend an eternity in hell with intelligent Europeans than an eternity in heaven with you stupid americans. and notice i did not capitalize american,you animals dont deserve it
            Greetings from Germany, witch. Everyone here knows that your under drugs,
            so no one takes your hate massages serious. You would not recognise Jesus if he gives you the heroin injection personally. So i think your lost, sister. Hell is waiting.
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Hi everyone

              Another drunken dyke plugger. Can't she order a KJV through Amazon-Ladies.Com?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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