[landoverlover]

Re: Hello there.

Sorry, That's just my username....I am not mixed breed, and my REAL name is Kevin Duong, I swear in the name of God.

See, right there you have condemned yourself, obedience-wise. Why are you swearing in the name of God? For Matthew 5 says,

34But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne: 35Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King. 36Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black. 37But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

Well, since you ask, my favorite verse is:

"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love." 1 John 4:18.

I know how to eat with knifes and forks and spoons, since I was born in America.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

I never swore in the name of Heaven, the Earth, by Jerusalem, or by my Head.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello there.

I never swore in the name of Heaven, the Earth, by Jerusalem, or by my Head.

Which part of "Swear not at all" is too complicated for you to comprehend? Does this perhaps help: "thề không phải ở tất cả các"?

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello there.

... I am Edward Cooper...

... my REAL name is Kevin Duong ...

Welcome who ever you are that the moment.
How long have you suffered Multiple Personality disorder?
Have you been praying to the Lord to cast out this demon?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello there.

@ Chang Wang

Don't get angry. We realize that chinks are from China, whereas you are Vietnamese and are therefore a gook. But you have to realize that it makes no difference to us, as you are both going to Hell.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello there.

Not so fast Wang Chung!

You can't just come here and claim you are a Christian and expect us to believe it. Many people come in here merely to mock God, hence us being a little suspicious to begin with.

Using a false name didn't help matters either, you know.

Do you drive a rickshaw or do you have one of those tuktuks?

Why do you go to an AOG Church, rather than a Baptist Church?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello there.

I never swore in the name of Heaven, the Earth, by Jerusalem, or by my Head.

Are you being willfully stupid or are you a conniving lawyer? Don't play games with Scripture. It says don't make oaths; let your 'yes' be 'yes' and your 'no' be 'no'.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

I'm sorry for being stupid.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

I'm sorry for being stupid.

Apology accepted. Now, are you ready to renounce that fat chink Buddha (aka satan) and accept Jesus as your Personal Savior?

Only Jesus can wash that yellow out of you.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello there.

I'm sorry for being stupid.

I am happy that you realize your stupidity. So tell me Who Flung Poo, why has Jesus guided you to our church? How can we help you? Are you a commie from North Vietnamm?

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

I never said i worship The Fat Chink Buddha... (A.K.A Satan.) There are no churches of that kind even near my neighborhood.
I ACCEPT JESUS INTO MY LIFE.

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Hello there.

what are your favorite psalm numbers mine are

12, 52, 81, 117 and 169 oh hang on i was looking at the take away menu sorry about that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

I never said i worship The Fat Chink Buddha... (A.K.A Satan.) There are no churches of that kind even near my neighborhood.
I ACCEPT JESUS INTO MY LIFE.

Don't play word games with me you sneaky little yellow monkey. I spend plenty of time over in the ornamental countries, so I'm hip to your slip.

[Edward Cooper]

Re: Hello there.

WHOAH THERE. I said I accept Jesus Christ, our lord and savior into my life, and you say i'm playing word games?