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  • David Micheal
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2010
    • 207

    #91
    Re: Hello there.

    Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
    The fact that my picture is TOO LARGE, according to the rules; Miss Lisa.
    Use a program like MS Paint or what not and shrink your picture. Or you can cut the size of the picture by removing unnecessary bits.



    I really need to go talk to the Lord now.

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #92
      Re: Hello there.

      Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
      The fact that my picture is TOO LARGE, according to the rules; Miss Lisa.
      Make it smaller then. You could also use the image link button. Looks like a picture of two mountains.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Edward Cooper
        Unsaved trash, Admitted Chink
        • Sep 2010
        • 57

        #93
        Re: Hello there.

        Click image for larger version

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        HAPPY?

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        • David Micheal
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2010
          • 207

          #94
          Re: Hello there.

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Make it smaller then. You could also use the image link button. Looks like a picture of two mountains.
          For a slope he doesn't know much about computers. Maybe he's a nigra posing as a slope.

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          • Pasterfarian Skank
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2010
            • 30

            #95
            Re: Hello there.

            Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
            Thanks for rebuking me Mrs. Phebe Dewitt, why not just ban me while you're at it?
            A comma splice? That ain't proper Yankee puntuation. They should ban you for that alone.

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #96
              Re: Hello there.

              Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
              [ATTACH]13782[/ATTACH]

              HAPPY?
              Is that you or your Asian servant.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Edward Cooper
                Unsaved trash, Admitted Chink
                • Sep 2010
                • 57

                #97
                Re: Hello there.

                What do YOU know?

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                • Edward Cooper
                  Unsaved trash, Admitted Chink
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 57

                  #98
                  Re: Hello there.

                  The post above was meant for the pastafarnarian.

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #99
                    Re: Hello there.

                    How old are you Mr Cooper?

                    If that is you in the picture then you only look about 12 years old.

                    That IS your chink houseboy, isn't it!

                    YIC

                    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • Edward Cooper
                      Unsaved trash, Admitted Chink
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 57

                      #100
                      Re: Hello there.

                      That would be my son, Mrs. Dewitt.

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                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #101
                        Re: Hello there.

                        Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
                        That would be my son, Mrs. Dewitt.
                        James asked for a picture of YOU, not your son, Mr Cooper.

                        What are you trying to hide?

                        YIC

                        Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                        • Edward Cooper
                          Unsaved trash, Admitted Chink
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 57

                          #102
                          Re: Hello there.

                          Just my ugly face. Anyway, this proves that I am not some nigra.

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                          • Phebe Carlyle
                            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 2604

                            #103
                            Re: Hello there.

                            Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
                            Just my ugly face. Anyway, this proves that I am not some nigra.

                            Actually it could prove that it is in fact YOU in the picture, not your son.

                            And it does not prove that you are not a nigra either as IF that is your son, he could be adopted.

                            Pic of you please with the sign under you.

                            YIC

                            Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • Edward Cooper
                              Unsaved trash, Admitted Chink
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 57

                              #104
                              Re: Hello there.

                              I feel as though i've done enough listening to you and your husband's request, Mrs. Phebe Dewitt. I've already posted my son's picture on the internet, something that I would never do normally. However, your request has almost driven me to the point of insanity. Plus, the people here did not give a good reason for me to put any picture in the first place. I said I would give everything for Jesus Christ, but I don't believe showing proof that I am Asian to people who are not Jesus Christ applies.

                              Really, the summary is, I don't want to place my picture on the Internet.

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                              • Phebe Carlyle
                                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 2604

                                #105
                                Re: Hello there.

                                Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
                                I feel as though i've done enough listening to you and your husband's request, Mrs. Phebe Dewitt. I've already posted my son's picture on the internet, something that I would never do normally. However, your request has almost driven me to the point of insanity. Plus, the people here did not give a good reason for me to put any picture in the first place. I said I would give everything for Jesus Christ, but I don't believe showing proof that I am Asian to people who are not Jesus Christ applies.

                                Really, the summary is, I don't want to place my picture on the Internet.

                                Well sir, if you refuse to post a picture of "yourself" the only conclusion we can reach logically, is the child in the picture is YOU.

                                So, come clean. How old are you really, son?

                                YIC

                                Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                                There's Jesus here,
                                Just see what He offers me....
                                Down here my sins forgiven,
                                Up there a home in heaven
                                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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