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  • Lycia The Repentant
    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 2019

    #1

    Hello Friends

    Hello believers, my name is Lycia Jones and I am glad to have joined a forum where so many of the members are interested in doing the Lord's work. I am a 22 year old racially pure female from the infernal cesspool known as Philadelphia, and have decided to leave my path of sin and fornication to rejoice in the joy of accepting Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior. Truly do I hope to live up to the example of my favorite passage:

    "Thus will I cause lewdness to cease out of the land, that all women may be taught not to do after your lewdness" Ezekiel 23:48
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

    An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
    Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
    My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
    Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
    An Open Question to All false christians.

  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #2
    Re: Hello Friends

    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
    Hello believers, my name is Lycia Jones and I am glad to have joined a forum where so many of the members are interested in doing the Lord's work. I am a 22 year old racially pure female from the infernal cesspool known as Philadelphia, and have decided to leave my path of sin and fornication to rejoice in the joy of accepting Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior. Truly do I hope to live up to the example of my favorite passage:

    "Thus will I cause lewdness to cease out of the land, that all women may be taught not to do after your lewdness" Ezekiel 23:48

    Welcome Sister Lycia Jones!

    By "racially pure" I assume you mean of pure Negro lineage all the way back to Africa? But it's not important as Jesus loves all that come to Him and let Him come in them.

    "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6 - KJV
    What is important is your repentance of foul sin. Praise Jesus that you left the wickedness behind before you were smitten with disease!

    "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:" Romans 1:26 - KJV


    Welcome to God's favorite forum as you walk with Jesus!
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • Phebe Carlyle
      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 2604

      #3
      Re: Hello Friends

      Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
      Hello believers, my name is Lycia Jones and I am glad to have joined a forum where so many of the members are interested in doing the Lord's work. I am a 22 year old racially pure female from the infernal cesspool known as Philadelphia, and have decided to leave my path of sin and fornication to rejoice in the joy of accepting Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior. Truly do I hope to live up to the example of my favorite passage:

      "Thus will I cause lewdness to cease out of the land, that all women may be taught not to do after your lewdness" Ezekiel 23:48
      Hello Lycia,

      It is nice to see that you have made an introduction. Many people who visit us here fail to do this simple, yet common courtesy, so for that I thank you.

      How long have you had Jesus in your life and what brought you to Him?

      Are you married?

      Do you make pies?

      YIC

      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • Lycia The Repentant
        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
        Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 2019

        #4
        Re: Hello Friends

        Thank you both for the kind messages!

        To Mr. Porter, I assure you I am not of Negro ancestry, or of any of the browner races for that matter. I am Caucasian, and the reason for my unusually ethnic name is because my parents are pot-smoking, liberal hippie democrats (whom I try to honor with as little contact with as possible).

        To Mrs. Dewitt, I have only had Jesus in my life for a few short months. While I was working the streets, looking for prospective customers, a man approached me. He asked me to go to a hotel room with him and promised me the time of my life. Most of my "customers" said that, so I was a little skeptical, but how I was proven wrong! For he had not planned to encourage my life of wickedness for a measly $50, but instead presented me with a KJV 1611 bible and proceeded to fill me up with something that had never penetrated me before: the love of Jesus. I am now a single Christian woman living alone (having abandoned my previous living arrangements with where fraught with sin), who between her job at a Burger King and reading and re-reading her bible has no time to make pies
        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

        An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
        Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
        Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
        An Open Question to All false christians.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello Friends

          Welcome to God's favorite forum. Why do you have blue hair?

          I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Lycia The Repentant
            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 2019

            #6
            Re: Hello Friends

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Welcome to God's favorite forum. Why do you have blue hair?
            It is a picture of me from when I treated my body like a merry-go-round as opposed to the Temple that the Lord intended. Though it offends me now, I like to look at it to remind me how narrow the road to Heaven really is, and how easily I could backslide into the fire and brimstone.

            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

            An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
            Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
            My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
            Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
            An Open Question to All false christians.

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            • Felicity
              As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 4834

              #7
              Re: Hello Friends

              @Lycia The Repentant Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

              Why is your finger in your mouth? Do you like sucking on things?

              Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
              I Jesus!

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              • WWJDnow
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2009
                • 6314

                #8
                Re: Hello Friends

                [QUOTE=Lycia The Repentant;606674]Hi, Lycia. Yes, it is true that women tend toward evil when not guided by a man's hand, but it seems that you are firmly on the road to living a life the way God intended it! I hope you will give your husband many good Christian man children.

                Welcome!
                The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612

                  #9
                  Re: Hello Friends

                  Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                  While I was working the streets, looking for prospective customers, a man approached me. He asked me to go to a hotel room with him and promised me the time of my life. Most of my "customers" said that, so I was a little skeptical, but how I was proven wrong! For he had not planned to encourage my life of wickedness for a measly $50, but instead presented me with a KJV 1611 bible and proceeded to fill me up with something that had never penetrated me before: the love of Jesus.

                  So it was you, huh?


                  I had shore leave during my nearly two days of Navy Seal training and, to this day, it's still all a blur.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                  • Lycia The Repentant
                    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 2019

                    #10
                    Re: Hello Friends

                    Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                    So it was you, huh?


                    I had shore leave during my nearly two days of Navy Seal training and, to this day, it's still all a blur.
                    You do look quite familiar sir, though I was coming off a high from the LSD at the time. Perhaps if you find yourself on the infernal East Coast we could have a prayer session and you could meet me in my more Godly and chaste state.

                    I'd love to be friends Felicity! And that picture was taken when I was turning a trick modeling entertaining biting off a hangnail. I do however, like taking pleasure in a job well done

                    To WWJDnow, it is true that we women are inclined to evil! I only hope I will soon find a hard, firm, stiff and unyielding Christian man whom I can do God's duty for.
                    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                    An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                    Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                    My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                    Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                    An Open Question to All false christians.

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                    • John Creeser
                      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                       
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 7248

                      #11
                      Re: Hello Friends

                      A VERY enthusiastic hello to you child. Welcome to the forum.

                      If you want to look for good Christian men, I suggest you navigate here.

                      P.s. You do have that blue removed from your hair now correct?
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                      • Lycia The Repentant
                        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                        Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 2019

                        #12
                        Re: Hello Friends

                        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                        A VERY enthusiastic hello to you child. Welcome to the forum.

                        If you want to look for good Christian men, I suggest you navigate here.

                        P.s. You do have that blue removed from your hair now correct?
                        Thank you for the link and the hello Mr. Creeser!

                        Yes, my hair is now its natural blonde color! I'd love to show you, but I sold my camera back in my wickeder days to pay for PCP and Dungeons and Dragons books. I have been trying to get my life back on track with the help of the KJV 1611 bible and perhaps soon I will be able to afford a camera so I can show you myself now that I do not look like the Whore of Babylon
                        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                        An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                        Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                        Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                        An Open Question to All false christians.

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