Hi.

[BurningApollo]

Um...

Is this place... real?

I don't mean in the proverbial sense of tangibility.

I mean: this Church, the opinions expressed here, etc..

[Sandro]

Re: Hi.

It's the truth, why wouldn't it be real?

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: Hi.

Um...

Is this place... real?

I don't mean in the proverbial sense of tangibility.

I mean: this Church, the opinions expressed here, etc..

Welcome BurningApollo

I don't understand your question. Of course this place is real, and not only that, it is the most "real" you will ever find on the internet. We are True Christians™ and we follow the word of God.
Now, who are you? How did you find this wonderful forum? What are you believes? Do you have any soldiers of Christ?

[BurningApollo]

Re: Hi.

I mean the things I see here are very, VERY extreme, almost too extreme to seem real.

[Sandro]

Re: Hi.

Extreme? It's just following the word of God! Stop persecuting us!

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: Hi.

I mean the things I see here are very, VERY extreme, almost too extreme to seem real.

What's extreme about Gods word?

Read this and this.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hi.

I mean the things I see here are very, VERY extreme, almost too extreme to seem real.

I bet you are one of them hippie God mockers. Asking questions is this real. I am therefore I exist, how existential of you. Son the Bible seems extreme to most. Fear not we are sound in our views of the world around us.

[BurningApollo]

Re: Hi.

Whoa! I'm not persecuting anyone.

Just to be clear; As briefly as you can, would you mind giving me a summary of exactly what it is you believe?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi.

Whoa! I'm not persecuting anyone.

Just to be clear; As briefly as you can, would you mind giving me a summary of exactly what it is you believe?

The Bible is much more extreme than most people realize. They have been brought up believing it is about fluffy penguins hopping from one nice green hill to another one. Since we want to go to Heaven, we follow the Bible literally, uncensored and unaltered. That can be shocking, but it will also prevent you from going to Hell!

Some examples:

• 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
• Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
• Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hi.

Whoa! I'm not persecuting anyone.

Just to be clear; As briefly as you can, would you mind giving me a summary of exactly what it is you believe?

1) God
2) Jesus
3) The holy KJV1611
4) My pastors
5) my right to carry a gun
6)Osamaba is a Mooslim
Thats about it.

[BurningApollo]

Re: Hi.

Sorry, not much of a hippie God mocker. I love meat, potatoes, and America just like every good Christian should. I also in the sense that if one were charged with a task, and given instructions to complete said task; one should follow the instructions exactly as stated. Metaphorically speaking.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hi.

Sorry, not much of a hippie God mocker. I love meat, potatoes, and America just like every good Christian should. I also in the sense that if one were charged with a task, and given instructions to complete said task; one should follow the instructions exactly as stated. Metaphorically speaking.

Are you driving at a point? Well spit it out son, we don't play guessing games here.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi.

Sorry, not much of a hippie God mocker. I love meat, potatoes, and America just like every good Christian should. I also in the sense that if one were charged with a task, and given instructions to complete said task; one should follow the instructions exactly as stated. Metaphorically speaking.

Yes and our "instruction manual" is the Holy King James Bible. We follow it to the letter!!

[BurningApollo]

Re: Hi.

Mr. Dewitt, it seems as if you are being very argumentative and confrontational. If that is not the case I apologize for the misconception. I'm just trying to get a feel for exactly what it is that is going on here. I myself am not a very religious person, I went to a private baptist school most of my life. I believe that Science and religion should act hand-in-hand as opposed to against one another.

[Sandro]

Re: Hi.

Mr. Dewitt, it seems as if you are being very argumentative and confrontational. If that is not the case I apologize for the misconception. I'm just trying to get a feel for exactly what it is that is going on here. I myself am not a very religious person, I went to a private baptist school most of my life. I believe that Science and religion should act hand-in-hand as opposed to against one another.

They do, have you not heard of creation science?