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  • BurningApollo
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    • Sep 2010
    • 14

    #1

    Hi.

    Um...

    Is this place... real?

    I don't mean in the proverbial sense of tangibility.

    I mean: this Church, the opinions expressed here, etc..
  • Sandro
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2010
    • 22

    #2
    Re: Hi.

    It's the truth, why wouldn't it be real?

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    • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 492

      #3
      Re: Hi.

      Originally posted by BurningApollo View Post
      Um...

      Is this place... real?

      I don't mean in the proverbial sense of tangibility.

      I mean: this Church, the opinions expressed here, etc..
      Welcome BurningApollo

      I don't understand your question. Of course this place is real, and not only that, it is the most "real" you will ever find on the internet. We are True Christians™ and we follow the word of God.
      Now, who are you? How did you find this wonderful forum? What are you believes? Do you have any soldiers of Christ?


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      Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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      • BurningApollo
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        • Sep 2010
        • 14

        #4
        Re: Hi.

        I mean the things I see here are very, VERY extreme, almost too extreme to seem real.

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        • Sandro
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2010
          • 22

          #5
          Re: Hi.

          Extreme? It's just following the word of God! Stop persecuting us!

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          • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 492

            #6
            Re: Hi.

            Originally posted by BurningApollo View Post
            I mean the things I see here are very, VERY extreme, almost too extreme to seem real.
            What's extreme about Gods word?

            Read this and this.


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            Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

            Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #7
              Re: Hi.

              Originally posted by BurningApollo View Post
              I mean the things I see here are very, VERY extreme, almost too extreme to seem real.

              I bet you are one of them hippie God mockers. Asking questions is this real. I am therefore I exist, how existential of you. Son the Bible seems extreme to most. Fear not we are sound in our views of the world around us.

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              • BurningApollo
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                • Sep 2010
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                #8
                Re: Hi.

                Whoa! I'm not persecuting anyone.

                Just to be clear; As briefly as you can, would you mind giving me a summary of exactly what it is you believe?

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22378

                  #9
                  Re: Hi.

                  Originally posted by BurningApollo View Post
                  Whoa! I'm not persecuting anyone.

                  Just to be clear; As briefly as you can, would you mind giving me a summary of exactly what it is you believe?
                  The Bible is much more extreme than most people realize. They have been brought up believing it is about fluffy penguins hopping from one nice green hill to another one. Since we want to go to Heaven, we follow the Bible literally, uncensored and unaltered. That can be shocking, but it will also prevent you from going to Hell!

                  Some examples:
                  • 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
                  • Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
                  • Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #10
                    Re: Hi.

                    Originally posted by BurningApollo View Post
                    Whoa! I'm not persecuting anyone.

                    Just to be clear; As briefly as you can, would you mind giving me a summary of exactly what it is you believe?
                    1) God
                    2) Jesus
                    3) The holy KJV1611
                    4) My pastors
                    5) my right to carry a gun
                    6)Osamaba is a Mooslim
                    Thats about it.

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                    • BurningApollo
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                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14

                      #11
                      Re: Hi.

                      Sorry, not much of a hippie God mocker. I love meat, potatoes, and America just like every good Christian should. I also in the sense that if one were charged with a task, and given instructions to complete said task; one should follow the instructions exactly as stated. Metaphorically speaking.

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #12
                        Re: Hi.

                        Originally posted by BurningApollo View Post
                        Sorry, not much of a hippie God mocker. I love meat, potatoes, and America just like every good Christian should. I also in the sense that if one were charged with a task, and given instructions to complete said task; one should follow the instructions exactly as stated. Metaphorically speaking.
                        Are you driving at a point? Well spit it out son, we don't play guessing games here.

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                        • John Creeser
                          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                           
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 7248

                          #13
                          Re: Hi.

                          Originally posted by BurningApollo View Post
                          Sorry, not much of a hippie God mocker. I love meat, potatoes, and America just like every good Christian should. I also in the sense that if one were charged with a task, and given instructions to complete said task; one should follow the instructions exactly as stated. Metaphorically speaking.
                          Yes and our "instruction manual" is the Holy King James Bible. We follow it to the letter!!
                          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                          • BurningApollo
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                            • Sep 2010
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                            #14
                            Re: Hi.

                            Mr. Dewitt, it seems as if you are being very argumentative and confrontational. If that is not the case I apologize for the misconception. I'm just trying to get a feel for exactly what it is that is going on here. I myself am not a very religious person, I went to a private baptist school most of my life. I believe that Science and religion should act hand-in-hand as opposed to against one another.

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                            • Sandro
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 22

                              #15
                              Re: Hi.

                              Originally posted by BurningApollo View Post
                              Mr. Dewitt, it seems as if you are being very argumentative and confrontational. If that is not the case I apologize for the misconception. I'm just trying to get a feel for exactly what it is that is going on here. I myself am not a very religious person, I went to a private baptist school most of my life. I believe that Science and religion should act hand-in-hand as opposed to against one another.
                              They do, have you not heard of creation science?

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