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  • Misrah
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2010
    • 4

    #1

    yo

    Hey,

    I'm new here, and really don't know what to expect, but i hope to learn a lot, and hopefully re-kindle my faith with the help and support of this online community Thanks for having me, and hope to see you around
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: yo

    Originally posted by Misrah View Post
    Hey,

    I'm new here, and really don't know what to expect, but i hope to learn a lot, and hopefully re-kindle my faith with the help and support of this online community Thanks for having me, and hope to see you around
    That wasn't much of an introduction, Miss.

    Care to share with us your history with Jesus, what sort of church you attend, your favorite Scripture (and why), who you are, etc?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: yo

      Originally posted by Misrah View Post
      Hey,

      I'm new here, and really don't know what to expect, but i hope to learn a lot, and hopefully re-kindle my faith with the help and support of this online community Thanks for having me, and hope to see you around
      Why do you need to "re-kindle" your faith? Do you hate God or something? You have to be saved already to join our Church.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Misrah
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Sep 2010
        • 4

        #4
        Re: yo

        well im not a miss tehe, but ya umm my story really is not that interesting.

        I was raised a roman catholic, and really i never bought into what they were teaching me. I spent plenty of times at 'bible camps' being a lifeguard, volunteer and all that. And once i hit high school, all of my faith basically evaporated. IM in my last year on college now, and really feel empty inside. So i began looking for a religion that could help me.

        Sorry if it sounds kind of lame

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
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          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: yo

          Originally posted by Misrah View Post
          well im not a miss tehe, but ya umm my story really is not that interesting.

          I was raised a roman catholic, and really i never bought into what they were teaching me. I spent plenty of times at 'bible camps' being a lifeguard, volunteer and all that. And once i hit high school, all of my faith basically evaporated. IM in my last year on college now, and really feel empty inside. So i began looking for a religion that could help me.

          Sorry if it sounds kind of lame
          So what brings you hear friend? What do you want to discuss with us?

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          • Misrah
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Sep 2010
            • 4

            #6
            Re: yo

            well i just want to join in this community and see if it is going to offer me what i think i need to feel whole again.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: yo

              Originally posted by Misrah View Post
              well im not a miss tehe, but ya umm my story really is not that interesting.

              I was raised a roman catholic, and really i never bought into what they were teaching me. I spent plenty of times at 'bible camps' being a lifeguard, volunteer and all that. And once i hit high school, all of my faith basically evaporated. IM in my last year on college now, and really feel empty inside. So i began looking for a religion that could help me.

              Sorry if it sounds kind of lame
              You a homer son?

              Empty inside? You sound like you are ripe for Jesus you enter you and coat your soul with His thick everlasting love.

              What is your favorite passage from the KJV?

              What is a 'yo'? Some sort of wheely thing on a string?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Misrah
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Sep 2010
                • 4

                #8
                Re: yo

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                You a homer son?

                Empty inside? You sound like you are ripe for Jesus you enter you and coat your soul with His thick everlasting love.

                What is your favorite passage from the KJV?

                What is a 'yo'? Some sort of wheely thing on a string?
                sorry but- what does homer mean? and what is the KJV? and yo is a greeting... like saying hi, but its very informal if i had to put a name on it. sorry about the stupid questions

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                • DaBass
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: yo

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  Why do you need to "re-kindle" your faith? Do you hate God or something? You have to be saved already to join our Church.
                  The banner at the top of the page clearly states: "Unsaved welcome!".

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                  • nick_the_holy_one
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Re: yo

                    Originally posted by Misrah View Post
                    well i just want to join in this community and see if it is going to offer me what i think i need to feel whole again.
                    Well you have come to the right place! We will make sure to keep you in our prayers.

                    You seem really unsatisfied with your empty life as it stands, and I definitely think you need something extra inside you to make you feel whole!

                    If you need anything dont hesitate to get in contact with me. Ill always be happy to help you feel satisfied.

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                    • Phebe Carlyle
                      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #11
                      Re: yo

                      Originally posted by nick_the_holy_one View Post
                      Well you have come to the right place! We will make sure to keep you in our prayers.

                      You seem really unsatisfied with your empty life as it stands, and I definitely think you need something extra inside you to make you feel whole!

                      If you need anything dont hesitate to get in contact with me. Ill always be happy to help you feel satisfied.
                      Nick,

                      Your familiarity is a little disconcerting. We don't know anything about you at all, but you are alluding that you are one of US?

                      I suggest you take yourself off and create an introduction thread of your own. You obviously know where it is.

                      Please do so now.

                      YIC

                      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
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                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #12
                        Re: yo

                        Originally posted by nick_the_holy_one View Post
                        Well you have come to the right place! We will make sure to keep you in our prayers.
                        Look kid, with all due respect, you're still unsaved trash under investigation so you really can't speak for our community now can you?

                        If you need anything dont hesitate to get in contact with me. Ill always be happy to help you feel satisfied.
                        Don't listen to him, Misrah. If you have any problems, contact a pastor on this forum or even a True Christian(tm).

                        The KJV is the King James Version of the Bible which is the correct one. Other versions of Bibles are corrupted and full of errors.

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                        • nick_the_holy_one
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: yo

                          Hi Mrs. Phebe Dweitt,

                          "but you are alluding that you are one of US?"

                          By "one of us" I can only assume that you mean a follower of God and Jesus Christ our saviour. And Yes I am Definitly one! I find it rude and insulting that you would allude that I am unsaven Scum. Regardless of what it might say under my profile name, I am a true Follower of Jesus!

                          "You obviously know where it is" I am not very good with Computers, (how do I make my replys look blue like yours?) and am trying hard to figure out how to make my own thread! You seem to also be a kind loving follower of Christ, and as such would you please pray that God might give me the skills I need to Use this fantastic website? I know That god grants our prayers and If you would Pray with me I would really appreciate it!



                          "Look kid, with all due respect, you're still unsaved trash under investigation so you really can't speak for our community now can you?"

                          Pastor Jim Osborne, thank you for your comment and advice! You seem to be a very wise man and I am really looking forward to getting to know you better! Do you know how long my investigation will take? Jesus has investigated my life when I gave it up to him many years ago, and I thank him everyday for the wonderful things he has given me in my life!

                          Im sorry if you thought I was speaking for your wonderful online community, I was simply speaking from a Heart pure with Jesus Love!

                          God Bless both of you!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: yo

                            Originally posted by nick_the_holy_one View Post
                            Im sorry if you thought I was speaking for your wonderful online community, I was simply speaking from a Heart pure with Jesus Love!

                            God Bless both of you!
                            Then speak for yourself, not for Landover's membership.

                            Use "I" instead of "we" when expressing your opinions.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Brother Harold Porter
                              Landover Senior Outreach
                              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 8236

                              #15
                              Re: yo

                              Originally posted by nick_the_holy_one View Post
                              Do you know how long my investigation will take?
                              Do you have $500 in your PayPal account? Can't speak for the Godly Pastors, but a tithe might speed up the process

                              In Jesus!
                              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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