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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #46
    Re: Acey Decey

    Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
    I have my laptop in the kitchen and am making you coffee, fluffy buttermilk pancakes, sausage links, bacon and sourbread toast.

    Phebe.
    What a wuss your husband is Phebes, can't even handle vegemite, don't try him on marmite that will kill him.
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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #47
      Re: Acey Decey

      Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
      You are a very beautiful woman. What are you doing katowing to a man for? (Of course with a breakfast like that you are leading him to a heart attack... is that your plan???)
      Are you hitting on my wife? She is an American and a True Christian Lady(TM) and has no use for cross dressing Homersexurals. Phebe knows her place, do not try and put lies in her head.

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      • Acey Decey
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        • Sep 2010
        • 41

        #48
        Re: Acey Decey

        Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
        Looking at your favorite verses i would say you have sold your soul to the devil worshiping band AC/DC hence your name, you should follow some more traditional australian music i have seen this group advertised while i have been visiting your shores and i think you would be more as it were "at home" with them.

        I hear that they are the support band to Yothu Yindi and Christine Anu on the "Sponge off the government" tour.

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #49
          Re: Acey Decey

          Originally posted by Witch of Endor View Post
          Merry met friend

          As a Wiccan, I used to believe there was beauty in the human form. Your creepy picture changed that.

          Blessed be, my faith shattering friend

          Kassandra, Witch of Endor
          To whom are you referring, Ms Witch?

          YIC,

          Sister Phebe.




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #50
            Re: Acey Decey

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            What a wuss your husband is Phebes, can't even handle vegemite, don't try him on marmite that will kill him.
            Marmite is for those English Nancy Boys.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Witch of Endor
              Unsaved trash, Repulsive demoness
              • Oct 2010
              • 65

              #51
              Re: Acey Decey



              Sorry about the confusion, I was talking about this horrible thing.

              Blessed be, my scantily clad friend

              Kassandra, Witch of Endor
              Leviticus 20:27
              A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Acey Decey
                Unsaved trash
                • Sep 2010
                • 41

                #52
                Re: Acey Decey

                Originally posted by Witch of Endor View Post
                Merry met friend

                As a Wiccan, I used to believe there was beauty in the human form. Your creepy picture changed that.

                Blessed be, my faith shattering friend

                Kassandra, Witch of Endor
                Perhaps my club wear was too much. Here I am getting ready to hit the courts.

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                • Shela Tansper
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 240

                  #53
                  Re: Acey Decey

                  I have noticed some of the nuns out here are in need of a shave, probably priests trying to escape the law.

                  The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                  King James Bible v1611
                  A passage a day keeps satan away

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #54
                    Re: Acey Decey

                    After seeing these pictures of you, I am glad God is smiting your part of QLD.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Acey Decey
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                      • Sep 2010
                      • 41

                      #55
                      Re: Acey Decey

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Are you hitting on my wife? She is an American and a True Christian Lady™ and has no use for cross dressing Homersexurals. Phebe knows her place, do not try and put lies in her head.

                      It won't be lies I would be putting in her head...

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #56
                        Re: Acey Decey

                        Acey Decey, no wonder they call you Queenslanders banana benders.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Acey Decey
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                          • Sep 2010
                          • 41

                          #57
                          Re: Acey Decey

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          After seeing these pictures of you, I am glad God is smiting your part of QLD.

                          Is this all he has???? I've blown stronger winds out of my backside

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #58
                            Re: Acey Decey

                            Originally posted by Acey Decey View Post
                            Is this all he has???? I've blown stronger winds out of my backside
                            I am more worried about what goes inside your backside.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                              Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2193

                              #59
                              Re: Acey Decey

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              I am more worried about what goes inside your backside.
                              Some type of High Voltage device no doubt sister Lisa.

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                              • Lisa H
                                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 5070

                                #60
                                Re: Acey Decey

                                Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                                Some type of High Voltage device no doubt sister Lisa.

                                You could be right, these strange Gold Coast Glitter Boys also have a fetish for pineapples. Apparently they buy them but do not eat them
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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