[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

My, those verses seem quite violent. I do not understand their relevance to me though. I'm not a dog, a whoremonger and definitely not a murderer! Furthermore, I am no liar friend, for as I will it, so mote it be. And my belief in the Three Goddesses and the Horned God is great, so I just don't see what the problem is. I would appreciate it if you could explain it to me, as I am truly interested in learning about your religion.

Blessed be Mr. Kirkeholm,

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

Listen lady, there are plenty of people to save from Hell and if you aren't here to find Salvation you are wasting our important time. Although I find it hard to believe that you as a witch don't murder and eat children you are both an idolater and a sorceress. So unless you repent, have fun in Hell with Jo Freddie. If I seem a little harsh it is only because I want to save you.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Exodus 22:18 (King James Version) 18Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.


Deuteronomy 18:9-12 (King James Version) 9When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations. 10There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. 11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. 12For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.


Leviticus 19:31 (King James Version) 31Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.


Leviticus 20:6 (King James Version) 6And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.


Leviticus 20:6 (King James Version) 6And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.


Isaiah 47:13-14 (King James Version) 13Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee. 14Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.


Leviticus 19:26 (King James Version) 26Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.


Zechariah 10:2 (King James Version) 2For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd.


Malachi 3:5 (King James Version) 5And I will come near to you to judgment; and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in his wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger from his right, and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Foul demons of witchcraft and of eighties political correctness, I command you in the name of Our Lord Jesus Christ to depart from this board! You have no power here! I plead the blood of Jesus over this board! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Hi, Kassandra. You should stop by Freehold, Iowa for our Halloween celebrations. We have a bunch of cool events planned, and Wiccan womyn are especially welcome!

Yes I would like the second the invitation. Witches are quite welcome to Freehold for our annual fall festivals. I am sure you will be the center of a lot of action and have a hot time here.

[Witch of Endor]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Thank you for the Halloween invitations friends. I told the womyn of the coven that you guys were harmless, even though they begged and pleaded with me not to in any way let LBC know I exist. Unfortunately though I won't be able to attend, as on the eve of Samhain I will be working a great magyck with some of the males from our brother organization. Maybe next year!

And that is a lot of scripture so far. I've always preferred the simplicity of An it harm none, do what thou wilt. By the way, why does the bible have such an unhealthy focus on witches? Does it mention anything about we who practice the Craft with the utmost of good intentions?

Blessed be, my Christian friends

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

P.S. Pasta is for eating, not for worshipping.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

And that is a lot of scripture so far. I've always preferred the simplicity of An it harm none, do what thou wilt. By the way, why does the bible have such an unhealthy focus on witches? Does it mention anything about we who practice the Craft with the utmost of good intentions?

Friend,

A few good acts do not make a whole person. For example Jimmy Carter builds houses for the homeless yet you wouldn't let him near your children. You have to look at someone in their entirety. While I am sure the poisonings and goat bothering are done with the best of intentions, they are quite troubling to the rest of us.

[Witch of Endor]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Poisoning? You make it sound like drinking mixtures of nightshade, opium, and Robitussin to aid in my witchly flights is bad. And the goats aren't bothered at all. Using the Craft I was able to communicate with them and they assured me they were totally consensual with everything the rituals entailed and were at least 18 in goat-years. With this as a backdrop surely we can have an interfaith dialogue? I assure you I won't be casting any spells while I am using this message board (unless you want me to, of course!).

Blessed be, my friends who love Christ

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

My, those verses seem quite violent. I do not understand their relevance to me though. I'm not a dog, a whoremonger and definitely not a murderer!

But you are a sorceress, and therefore damned.

And my belief in the Three Goddesses and the Horned God is great, so I just don't see what the problem is.

I'm sure sacrificing Christian children in the woods is a blast. However, worshiping false gods and demons is a one-way ticket to Hell.

[Witch of Endor]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie

I don't see anything about sorceresses in here.

Maybe there's been a mistake? I just don't see what the bible has against womyn practicing the Craft.

Blessed be, Christians

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

[James Dewitt]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Thank you for the Halloween invitations friends. I told the womyn of the coven that you guys were harmless, even though they begged and pleaded with me not to in any way let LBC know I exist. Unfortunately though I won't be able to attend, as on the eve of Samhain I will be working a great magyck with some of the males from our brother organization. Maybe next year!

And that is a lot of scripture so far. I've always preferred the simplicity of An it harm none, do what thou wilt. By the way, why does the bible have such an unhealthy focus on witches? Does it mention anything about we who practice the Craft with the utmost of good intentions?

Blessed be, my Christian friends
Kassandra, Witch of Endor

P.S. Pasta is for eating, not for worshipping.

Where is it exactly that you will be meeting? Myself and a few True Christian friends might like to stop by. We will be out that evening and would just love to meet you and your friends. Perhaps you and your friends might like to join out little hunting party.

[Witch of Endor]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Where is it exactly that you will be meeting? Myself and a few True Christian friends might like to stop by. We will be out that evening and would just love to meet you and your friends. Perhaps you and your friends might like to join out little hunting party.

Unfortunately sir, though I would love to meet you and show you the wonder that is Wicca, I will be working powerful fertility magyck that eve and so a hunt would be inappropriate in accordance with the Rule of Three.

Perhaps we could meet sometime after Halloween and I could show you some hunting rituals. Unfortunately I am located nowhere near Freehold in an area where secular law forbids the mistreatment of witches.

Blessed be, my overly friendly Christian friends

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

P.S. Pasta is for eating, not for worshipping.

FAQ

1 Ages ago, there was a young, inquisitive pirate who was called Frequently. He had a tendency to ask a lot of questions
2 One day, his mates told him of the glory that was the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3 Wanting to know more, Frequently sought out the wise and learned Dalai Llama, who was in fact an alpaca, and Frequently Asked Questions.
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64 Frequently Asked: “Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a god.
65 Who happens to be made of pasta.
66 Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?”
67 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Eat some of this bread instead, and wash it down with this wine, then.”
68 Frequently Asked: “What?”
69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
70 If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some.
71 He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship.
72 Especially the sharing part.
73 Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine.
74 That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”

[Levi Jones]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Hello, furry dwarf.

I think you will find your witch magical powers are quite useless here.

[Witch of Endor]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

While I in no way wish to mock the way you worship, I feel it is quite obvious the Spaghetti Monster which you worship is just a particularly starchy, comical aspect of the Horned God who dwelleth in the Summerland. Do as thou wilt though.

Blessed be, my pasta scarfing pirate friend

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Bright Blessings, Friends!

Poisoning? You make it sound like drinking mixtures of nightshade, opium, and Robitussin to aid in my witchly flights is bad.

No, the witch practice of poisoning strangers and then dancing in their flayed skin is looked down upon. Along with witches spitting their aids trained blood into people's faces or kidnapping and eating Christian babies.

And the goats aren't bothered at all.

Meh, furries use the same excuse for their animal abuse.

Using the Craft I was able to communicate with them and they assured me they were totally consensual with everything the rituals entailed and were at least 18 in goat-years. With this as a backdrop surely we can have an interfaith dialogue? I assure you I won't be casting any spells while I am using this message board (unless you want me to, of course!).

Blessed be, my friends who love Christ

Kassandra, Witch of Endor

Pastor Zeke has placed a prayer covering on this forum that blocks any hexes, curses, spell, demons, familiar spirit, ghost, imp, animal companion, divinations, auguries, chants, wishes, charms, auras, harmonic convergences, astral epiphanies, and other metaphysical forces you or goat worshiping kind may attempt to place upon it. Simply put we true Christians are not atheists so we don't believe in magic. Your spells are useless here.