[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Praise God it's an Introduction!

Caitlin, welcome!

Congratulations on your son, and of course your "little helper". I'm sure she will come in handy.

Beware of Jo Freddie: He's actively trying to convert people to carb-loading . . . he's a Pastafarian.

It is because of him that I have recently switched to the Atkins diet.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Praise God it's an Introduction!

Caitlin, welcome!

Congratulations on your son, and of course your "little helper". I'm sure she will come in handy.

Beware of Jo Freddie: He's actively trying to convert people to carb-loading . . . he's a Pastafarian.

It is because of him that I have recently switched to the Atkins diet.

I am not here to convert anyone, I am just here to put the word out.
Qwerty

4:6 Ultimately, all you can do, and indeed all you should do, is put the word out there, accept any who join you, and love any who hate you.

[A Orpington-Smythe]

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Listen to Jo he makes a lot of sense.

[LordHaveMercy]

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Listen to Jo he makes a lot of sense.

Begone, Heathen.

Welcome Caitlin! It's so great to hear of another soul saved by the Lord Jesus Christ. Shout Glory!

Just goes to show, there's nothing a good belt and switch application won't cure!

[John Creeser]

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I'll echo everyone's sentiments and welcome you to our Godly forum.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Praise God it's an Introduction!

I'll echo everyone's sentiments and welcome you to our Godly forum.

Why thank you

Listen to Jo he makes a lot of sense.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Praise God it's an Introduction!

Call every man, woman and child and shout GLORY! Welcome to our Godly forum, we hope we can help you extend your faith and lead you into the loving outstretched arms of Jesus.

Does your husband know you are using this forum?

I will be praying for you.

[Caitlin in Christ]

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Hello Jo Freddie. I'm sorry to hear that you are doomed to burn in the eternal fires of hell amongst carb packing sodomites. A plate of pasta having a consciousness much less being some being from on high is nothing short of unrealistic.

Also, I hope you meet someone who will be able to remove the tomato stains.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Hello Jo Freddie. I'm sorry to hear that you are doomed to burn in the eternal fires of hell amongst carb packing sodomites. A plate of pasta having a consciousness much less being some being from on high is nothing short of unrealistic.

Also, I hope you meet someone who will be able to remove the tomato stains.

Bless you Sister!

The fraud of fettuccine is very much "on a high" when he posts. Countless True Christians™ have tried to pound some Jesus into his filthy soul, but the glue-sniffing appears to be his only way of coping in this fallen world.

We still pray for his soul as he mocks us and Jesus Christ. But he is unimportant and but a picayune nuisance in God's plan.

How was your day Sister? Did you serve Jesus today in backhanding an advancing homosexual?

In Christ!

[Caitlin in Christ]

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Amen and Bless you Sir for your kind words of encouragement! The inner workings of the feminist cult are depraved beyond imagining. Aside from business classes they also attempted to induct me into a wide spread femnazi ritual known as Self Defense Classes. They lured many young girls into this violent satanic ritual by claiming it promoted 'safety during dates' and 'independence in women'. More like sexual depravity and turning women into hellbound whores! I witnessed such depravity and horror and can only fall to my knees and praise God I was saved from this debauched lesbian militant burlesque of sin.

Bless,
Caitlin

[Caitlin in Christ]

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Bless you Sister!

The fraud of fettuccine is very much "on a high" when he posts. Countless True Christians™ have tried to pound some Jesus into his filthy soul, but the glue-sniffing appears to be his only way of coping in this fallen world.

We still pray for his soul as he mocks us and Jesus Christ. But he is unimportant and but a picayune nuisance in God's plan.

How was your day Sister? Did you serve Jesus today in backhanding an advancing homosexual?

In Christ!

My humble thanks for your kind greeting, Brother Porter! Your words are as always a blessing.

I had guessed that he suffered some physical affliction, and perhaps was a filthy retard, born cursed without The Lord's blessings and out of wedlock, thus explaining his saddening preoccupation with pasta, though it further concerns me to know that he is resorting to The Devil's Paste to live out his heathen fantasies. I will join you in prayer, that one day a Righteous Beating will set him right with Jesus.

I spent the day letting my Missy, (2) hold a broom and mop to get her used to the feel of them early on as well as bible study and my chores. I hope I will be so fortunate as to serve a rebuke on the remainder of this day for Jesus. Goodness knows the homosexual agenda never rests, so neither should we! Amen!

Bless,
Caitlin

[Caitlin in Christ]

Re: Praise God it's an Introduction!

Caitlin, welcome!

Congratulations on your son, and of course your "little helper". I'm sure she will come in handy.

Beware of Jo Freddie: He's actively trying to convert people to carb-loading . . . he's a Pastafarian.

It is because of him that I have recently switched to the Atkins diet.

Thank you for your congratulations and warm welcome, and may God Bless you on this day and every day, Sir.

Thank you for the warning, I'll not listen to his mad, heathen babbling. There's something about pasta that has always screamed "sin" to me anyway, all those long pale strings doused in red sauce.

[Caitlin in Christ]

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Welcome Caitlin! It's so great to hear of another soul saved by the Lord Jesus Christ. Shout Glory!

Just goes to show, there's nothing a good belt and switch application won't cure!

Thanks be to Jesus for the warm welcomes and wisedom of Good and Cleanly Christian folk!

Nothing at all they wont solve, without the firm smack of the belt or hand, women become Godless whores!

[Caitlin in Christ]

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I'll echo everyone's sentiments and welcome you to our Godly forum.

I must thank you for your generous welcome Sir, and God Bless.

[Caitlin in Christ]

Re: Praise God it's an Introduction!

Call every man, woman and child and shout GLORY! Welcome to our Godly forum, we hope we can help you extend your faith and lead you into the loving outstretched arms of Jesus.

Does your husband know you are using this forum?

I will be praying for you.

Glory to God! Thank you Sir and I am truly Blessed to be amongst True Strong Christian people.

It is in fact the only place outside of baking recipes my husband approves of.

I thank you for your prayers and wish on you a glorious day in Christ.

Bless,

Caitlin.