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  • jezus luvs u all <3
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    • Oct 2010
    • 5

    #1

    im new and hav sum questons :)))))

    i just wanted to say that i reallyyyyyyyyy luv Jesus and want 2 no how to make it not say im unsaved trash bcuz i already excepted Jesus as my savier and just want 2 meat other ppl who luv Jesus 2!!!1 can sum1 plz help a newb thx a lot <3
  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #2
    Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

    Jesus does not love all people. Do you have a King James Version 1611?
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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    • jezus luvs u all <3
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      • Oct 2010
      • 5

      #3
      Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

      idk wut that is lol soz im new at this

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      • Felicity
        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 4834

        #4
        Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

        @jezus luvs u all <3 Welcome! I love Jesus a lot too!
        I Jesus!

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        • Jedediah
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Fisher of Men
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2010
          • 6824

          #5
          Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

          One of the ways that we glorify Jesus' Holy Name is by using proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation. You are currently under investigation, and depending on the findings of the DOF, you may be made a forum member. This depends on your intentions here.

          Now please tell us about yourself - in grammatically correct American. Where do you worship? How did you come to walk with Christ? Do you have a family? What have you done to glorify His Kingdom today?
          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #6
            Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

            Originally posted by jezus luvs u all <3 View Post
            idk wut that is lol soz im new at this
            It's the Word of God that He put considerable effort into. Can we ask that you leave texting mode and put some effort into your written love of Jesus?

            In Christ!
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • jezus luvs u all <3
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              • Oct 2010
              • 5

              #7
              Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

              Oh sorry is this better? I have to type with good grammer in school so i kinda know what you mean. I go to St. Marys Baptist Church in Fayetville. I have a family that i love almost as much as Jesus (lol) and their the ones who told me about Him but its ok becase i feel Him in my heart anyways witch is how I know hes real. Today i petted my baby kitty and she purred so i know she must be happy so i know i'm doing what Jesus would want me to do by making other people happy so they can feel His love too.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

                Perhaps Petal can communicate with this one.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #9
                  Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

                  Oh.My.GOD. Did the fumes of this year's batch of Christmas Eggnog get to me last night and I can't remember writing this?

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                  • jezus luvs u all <3
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                    • Oct 2010
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                    Oh.My.GOD. Did the fumes of this year's batch of Christmas Eggnog get to me last night and I can't remember writing this?
                    What are you talking about lol?

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #11
                      Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

                      Originally posted by jezus luvs u all <3 View Post
                      What are you talking about lol?
                      JESUS! Were you there too?

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

                        Originally posted by jezus luvs u all <3 View Post
                        What are you talking about lol?
                        Her name is SUV, not "lol".
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #13
                          Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Her name is SUV, not "lol".
                          Thank you, Reverend

                          Maybe she thinks my name is Magill but I call myself Lil and everyone knows me as Nancy?

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

                            Hay, you bespekin to the peeps lik me. I had sum qestns too buy thay got anserd.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: im new and hav sum questons ))))

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Hay, you bespekin to the peeps lik me. I had sum qestns too buy thay got anserd.
                              Good Lord, it's contagious!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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