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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #16
    Re: Can I ever be saved ?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    What? Another "Belgium"? For a made up country there are a fair number of you guys.
    Ignore him! He used to live in your blessed country, and moved to Babylon recently, where they speaketh a vast amount of different languages and have tunnels that feel like they go straight to hell
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405
        #17
        Re: Can I ever be saved ?

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Ignore him! He used to live in your blessed country, and moved to Babylon recently, where they speaketh a vast amount of different languages and have tunnels that feel like they go straight to hell
        What? New York City?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449
            #18
            Re: Can I ever be saved ?

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            What? New York City?
            Hmmm... trick question. You go in on one side and when you come out suddenly everyone speaks Italian/wears sunglasses/Prada/want to clean your windscreen ?
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #19
                Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Hmmm... trick question. You go in on one side and when you come out suddenly everyone speaks Italian/wears sunglasses/Prada/want to clean your windscreen ?
                Is the answer going to be one of the Pope's orifices?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449
                    #20
                    Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Is the answer going to be one of the Pope's orifices?
                    I'm not sure if one of those orifices is called "San Gottardo".

                    I had a dream last night. I was walking through the Khyber pass, wacking Taliban on the head with a Bible, shouting "Shoo, demon!" For some reason they didn't seem impressed. But I guess the dream means I might be searching the Right and Narrow Path. Alas, I then got distracted, and dreamt about a bear called Muhammed, Super Mario, and big tithers.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449
                        #21
                        Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                        And blessed be the most high God, which hath delivered thine enemies into thy hand. And he gave him tithes of all. - Genesis 14:18-20

                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #22
                            Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            And blessed be the most high God, which hath delivered thine enemies into thy hand. And he gave him tithes of all. - Genesis 14:18-20

                            Still waiting on your generous tithe, friend. It's the fast track to Salvation©.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449
                                #23
                                Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                                But I have Pastor! About 24 hours ago. Is the gift to our LORD not visible in your accounts ?
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #24
                                    Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                    But I have Pastor! About 24 hours ago. Is the gift to our LORD not visible in your accounts ?
                                    Hmm...The high priced joo accountants we employ must be holding out on us. I'll check again.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Wide-Open
                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 18449
                                        #25
                                        Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Hmm...The high priced joo accountants we employ must be holding out on us. I'll check again.
                                        They must be trying to stop my path to salvation. I'd send you the Paypal details in private mail, but alas you do not accept PM
                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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