Greetings with Glory!

[Sarai Saved]

Hallelujah! I recently turned 18 years old, and as a gift my father now allows me to use the internet (only this website). He believes this website will give me good Christian guidance and communal values, so I'm all for it! Anyway, my name is Sarai and I currently live at home in the barren lieberal wasteland of New York. Luckily I come from a family of wholesome Christians, so I've been able to maintain decency. My hobbies include baking for my fantastic family, and cleaning the house. Right now, being 18, my father is searching for good Christian suitors so he can marry me off. I'm so excited! My favorite Bible verse is: Matthew 28:19 - Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.

[Levi Jones]

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Amen and welcome. young lady. I like the cut of your jib.

What church does your father take you to? I can imagine it might be difficult to find a true Bible believing church in New York.

[Sarai Saved]

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Amen and welcome. young lady. I like the cut of your jib.

What church does your father take you to? I can imagine it might be difficult to find a true Bible believing church in New York.

Hello Mr. Levi Jones, thanks for the response! We've been attending the Calvary Baptist Church in the city for a while. It's a good wholesome Church. The problem is, being in New York City, we're surrounded by Joos and Mooslims which is disconcerting. I've had more than a few run ins with these sinners, they're horrid and stinky. Hopefully I can find a suitor in a place more dedicated to the Lord!

[Levi Jones]

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Well, glory be. Enjoy your time on our godly forums.

If you haven't already, check out this primer for new posters.

Please remember to always try to use scripture when appropriate.

[Raimund]

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Hello Mr. Levi Jones, thanks for the response! We've been attending the Calvary Baptist Church in the city for a while. It's a good wholesome Church. The problem is, being in New York City, we're surrounded by Joos and Mooslims which is disconcerting. I've had more than a few run ins with these sinners, they're horrid and stinky. Hopefully I can find a suitor in a place more dedicated to the Lord!

Hi Sarai, and welcome, you sound like a wonderful young lady, I saw that you love to bake, what is your most favorite desert that you bake?, mine is good old fashion American Pie, because we don't have pies in Germany, I hope you enjoy this forum, it is fun, and educational.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Greetings with Glory!

Hallelujah! I recently turned 18 years old, and as a gift my father now allows me to use the internet (only this website). He believes this website will give me good Christian guidance and communal values, so I'm all for it! Anyway, my name is Sarai and I currently live at home in the barren lieberal wasteland of New York. Luckily I come from a family of wholesome Christians, so I've been able to maintain decency. My hobbies include baking for my fantastic family, and cleaning the house. Right now, being 18, my father is searching for good Christian suitors so he can marry me off. I'm so excited! My favorite Bible verse is: Matthew 28:19 - Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.

Welcome Sister!

Praise Jesus for a sensible young lady! I trust you have maintained your purity for your future husband as the Bible commands?

"Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" 1 Corinthians 6:19-20 - KJV1611

In Christ!

[Sarai Saved]

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Welcome Sister!

Praise Jesus for a sensible young lady! I trust you have maintained your purity for your future husband as the Bible commands?



In Christ!

Oh absolutely Mr. Porter. I will remain pure until I marry a Christian man to plant his seed inside of me, to raise strong soldiers in Christ!

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Hello Ms. Sarai and welcome!

It is good to see a nice young Christian lady like yourself that has managed to keep pure even when living in that cesspool of sin. I thought I had it bad living in Philadelphia, but you're practically in New Sodom.

If there's ever anything I can help you with please don't hesitate to ask.

[Jo Freddie]

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Sarai you have a chance now to be saved from a life in the wrong path, that path you are on is rough and rock, it will lead to a life of pain and misery.

It is fortunate that your over controlling father has let you access this place, as here you will be able to find, amongst all the talk of a false god and a false path, the light of truth.

Read some more of my posts, you will find in the following topics the truth about God, blessed be His Noodly Appendages.
A Condensed History of the World
The Holy Noodle
The Most High and Holy Prayer
Edd's Letters
Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth
Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Horrifying blasphemy deleted

Ms. Sarai please allow me to add that you can safely ignore anything this vile spaghetti-sinner has to say. Somebody must see some sort of glimmer of hope in him for him to still be on these boards but until he repents of his wicked ways please don't let him bother you.

[Alvin]

Re: Greetings with Glory!

Hallelujah! I recently turned 18 years old, and as a gift my father now allows me to use the internet (only this website). He believes this website will give me good Christian guidance and communal values, so I'm all for it! Anyway, my name is Sarai and I currently live at home in the barren lieberal wasteland of New York. Luckily I come from a family of wholesome Christians, so I've been able to maintain decency.

Praise the LORD - a modest Christian Lady who knows her place!

If you can withstand temptation in the liberal smutfest that is New York, keeping your body chaste and your mind pure and simple, you have truly been steeled to fight for the Good Cause even on the Internet. Pay no heed to the feminist propaganda - just because women have been granted the right to vote, freedom of speech and access to education does not mean you should recklessly use those ungodly "freedoms". You will be much happier submitting yourself to a good, True Christian man. I assume your father has kept you in line using a strong hand and unwavering faith?

I once lived in New York, but after only 2 years I found the open-minded, liberal, rationalist atmosphere too much to bear and had to leave. I am astonished by your ability to survive 18 years in that Babylon - as a woman! We know how good Eve was at resisting the temptation of the fruit of the tree of knowledge. It is not clear from scripture what this "fruit" is, but may well have been a big apple!

You should of course provide your father's contact and bank details to any potential suitor so they can arrange your marriage and agree on the pr... dowry.

Exodus 21:7-9
And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do. If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.

I am sure you will find a suitable suitor here - my, I would consider keeping you on the righteous path myself, if if weren't for a tiny detail: I'm from Old Europe and might therefore end up in Guantanamo for my country's shameful refusal to participate in the Crusade of 2003.

While this unfortunate detail will likely prevent me from marrying either Lycia - to whom I have already proposed - or yourself, I have been wondering whether, according to the LORD's infinite wisdom, I might conceivably marry both of you. I know that the radical feminists do not regard polygamy as desirable, and have gone so far as to influence secular laws to make it illegal in many place, but the LORD's unchanging word obviously condones polygamy - at least for men:

Genesis 4:19
And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.

Genesis 26:34
And Esau was forty years old when he took to wife Judith the daughter of Beeri the Hittite, and Bashemath the daughter of Elon the Hittite

Exodus 21:10
If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

Deuteronomy 21:15-17
If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born him children, [both] the beloved and the hated; and [if] the firstborn son be hers that was hated: Then it shall be, when he maketh his sons to inherit [that] which he hath, [that] he may not make the son of the beloved firstborn before the son of the hated, [which is indeed] the firstborn: But he shall acknowledge the son of the hated [for] the firstborn, by giving him a double portion of all that he hath: for he [is] the beginning of his strength; the right of the firstborn [is] his.

And JESUS saw fit to reconfirm these rules:

Matthew 5:17-18
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Perhaps some of the True Christians here can clear this up for me? I'm not looking for 700 wives like king Solomon, but 2-3 would be nice.

LORD, let me be your humble tool!

Alvin

[Sarai Saved]

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Ms. Sarai please allow me to add that you can safely ignore anything this vile spaghetti-sinner has to say. Somebody must see some sort of glimmer of hope in him for him to still be on these boards but until he repents of his wicked ways please don't let him bother you.

It's odd that he worships Spaghetti. Who would worship something that you can't even see or interact with? What a cook. Yes, I will steer clear from his satanic messages. Thank you!