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[Jo Freddie]

Creation...

And it is not some bloke with a Beard.

http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/paint.jpg

"Rock art - several paintings remain visible on the walls of the Cueva de las Arañas, preserved because of poor air circulation. Archaeologists subsequently discovered traces of pigment near the Talgua Cave entrance. Who - or what - is this drawing supposed to represent? A similar pattern was found on the 'face' of a 'statue' uncovered in Talgua Village."

http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/ca.htm

Well it is clearly the FSM

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

And it is not some bloke with a Beard.

http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/paint.jpg

"Rock art - several paintings remain visible on the walls of the Cueva de las Arañas, preserved because of poor air circulation. Archaeologists subsequently discovered traces of pigment near the Talgua Cave entrance. Who - or what - is this drawing supposed to represent? A similar pattern was found on the 'face' of a 'statue' uncovered in Talgua Village."

http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/ca.htm

Well it is clearly the FSM

I have highlighted the 5 relevant words. To anyone with the slightest knowledge of elementary brain surgery, it is obvious that the human brain, when starved of oxygen will create delusions and impair faculties.

This being the case, the drawing can be seen for what it is, a crude attempt at a White-faced Monkey by a brain-damaged cave dweller rather than His Noodliness (!?) If you are saying that FSM is a monkey, you, sir, should know better than to throw your lot in with the Darwinistas!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

I have highlighted the 5 relevant words. To anyone with the slightest knowledge of elementary brain surgery, it is obvious that the human brain, when starved of oxygen will create delusions and impair faculties.

This being the case, the drawing can be seen for what it is, a crude attempt at a White-faced Monkey by a brain-damaged cave dweller rather than His Noodliness (!?) If you are saying that FSM is a monkey, you, sir, should know better than to throw your lot in with the Darwinistas!

Whatever method was chosen this it yet another example of "Pre-European" cultures having knowledge of the truth of our creation, in other culture it is only as the poison of Christianity spreads from the Mediterranean do people get taught about your mythical god.

These cave paintings are yet more prove that ancient people across the world, who had no connection with each other knew the truth of how we got here.

I am not going to throw my lot in with those fools you refer to as "the Darwinistas" surely one thing we can agree on is that their are misguided. Mind you it is not their fault, it amusses our Crator The Flying Spahhetti Monster to play games with these people.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

A tribe of half-witted injuns scribbled on a cave wall with some old buffalo turds they found somewhere...THAT's your evidence?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Well, it might impress some of lesser intellect but a reliance on representations scrawled by savages on walls as proof of a deity is a far cry from the attested writings of God-Inspired Patriarchs from the same period.

Anyhoo, the photograph could have been taken anywhere – I know of no True Christian that has seen it – it could be in your cellar for all I know.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Well, it might impress some of lesser intellect but a reliance on representations scrawled by savages on walls as proof of a deity is a far cry from the attested writings of God-Inspired Patriarchs from the same period.

Anyhoo, the photograph could have been taken anywhere – I know of no True Christian that has seen it – it could be in your cellar for all I know.

Travel outside of your beloved country

http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/ca.htm

Tells you where to find it, go and see it for yourself.

The fact still remains that there are images of the FSM at opposing sides of our planet that predate even the mad scribblings of some Middle Eastern control freaks.

IF your myth held any truth then your "gods" existence would have been known world wide, not just in some nomadic tents in Palestine.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Jo, friend, you KNOW what the Lord said about graven images!

Deuteronomy 4:23
Take heed unto yourselves, lest ye forget the covenant of the LORD your God, which he made with you, and make you a graven image, or the likeness of any thing, which the LORD thy God hath forbidden thee.

So in fact it is well possible that these savages KNEW that they couldn't make an image of Him, but, perhaps they were True Christian Cavemen™ who wanted to draw SOMETHING out of their love for Him.

That, my dear canelloni, is just a drawing of a monkey with a bad hair day.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Travel outside of your beloved country

Why would anyone want to do this? Foreigners are Godless heathens and insolently make fun of Americans! Just look what happened to President Bush the Most American American of them all!

http://www.lasi.utoledo.edu/Talgua/Cave/3/ca.htm

Tells you where to find it, go and see it for yourself.

Probably some scam by savages to rob and kill you - I wouldn't trust a site like that.

The fact still remains that there are images of the FSM at opposing sides of our planet that predate even the mad scribblings of some Middle Eastern control freaks.

IF your myth held any truth then your "gods" existence would have been known world wide, not just in some nomadic tents in Palestine.

I will ignore your ill-informed insults; I will turn the other cheek. However, I will say that (a) Jesus gave everyone the opportunity to be Saved™ - if they had ears that would not hear, is it His fault?

On the other hand, all your Farinaceous Fumbling Fiction manages is a few scribbles sans comment! Not much of a Conversion campaign!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Why would anyone want to do this? Foreigners are Godless heathens and insolently make fun of Americans! Just look what happened to President Bush the Most American American of them all!
Probably some scam by savages to rob and kill you - I wouldn't trust a site like that.

Sigh......
I pity you I really do, is it any wonder that so much of the world feels the way it does about your country when you display attitudes like that.

I show you evidence that God was know to ALL his people and you reject it.

No use quoting the scribblings of those Palestinian nomads at me, as they just speak of a myth from one part of the world, yet what I show you is evidence of a global Godly presence, a Noodle shaped presence.

Now if you could show me evidence of people from the same time on the other side of the planet from those nomads having the same experience, that would be more convincing.

I have shown you before images of the FSM drawn by ancient Greeks, Australian Aboriginals and now South American natives. How could all these disprate peoples produce the same image. The only posable conection they have is our creator.

I suppose you also reject the evidence of FSM made clear by the obvious relationship between the size of the population and height.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Now if you could show me evidence of people from the same time on the other side of the planet from those nomads having the same experience, that would be more convincing.

There is no evidence because these American Indians are minions of Satan and do what Satan commands them to do. Why do you think Jesus killed so many Indians when we Europeans conquered the New World? Satan knew God had promised North America to us TRUE Christians so Satan sent the Indians to the Americas to pre-steal the land from us Christians.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

There is no evidence because these American Indians are minions of Satan and do what Satan commands them to do. Why do you think Jesus killed so many Indians when we Europeans conquered the New World? Satan knew God had promised North America to us TRUE Christians so Satan sent the Indians to the Americas to pre-steal the land from us Christians.

And your evidence for the claim that God had promised North America to you would be? Is it not the case very soon the "Europeans" will only be a small minority in North America, if your god had promised it to you how could this be possible.

Anyway the painting I posted was in South, not North America, but if you like I can show you evidence that the FSM was known to the North Americans too.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Actually this is not evidence of the FSM, but rather of The Most Holy Glorious Awesome Squid-Vagina of Paris Hilton. Now, Jo Feddie, I can see how if one squints his eyes and uses his imagination, he might see The Flying Spaghetti Monster in there, or even E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial(tm) (c)1982 Universal Pictures or even Ctulthu of Lovecraftian lore.

Yet, this picture shows all the hallmarks of MAYAN ASTRAL PRIESTS WORKING IN CONJUCTION WITH MAJESTIC BIRD-KINGS OF ATLANTIS TEMPLES USING MASSIVE ORRERIES OF CRYSTAL TO SCRY INTO THE FUTURE AND REVEAL THE SQUID-VAGINA WHICH WILL GIVE BIRTH TO THE THOUSAND-HEADED BABY. It is plainly obvious.

The "head" of the Squid is the Salt-Water Womb which will incubate Hypercephalus, at the top are Fallopian tube tentacles, and at the bottom are the enlarged and extended Clitorial Tentacles which wrap around a male appendage and pull him in deep into the maw of the wonderful Squid-Vagina.

[Nobar King]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

This doesn't sound safe. Does Paris Hilton's squid vagina have a beak, too?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

Actually this is not evidence of the FSM, but rather of The Most Holy Glorious Awesome Squid-Vagina of Paris Hilton.

Mmmm that must be some major medication they have you on to think that Ms Hilton would be worthy of such distinction, even her own family don't think she is deserving of anything.

But I do see how such delusions may obscure the truth of our creation. To the deluded His Noodly Appendages may be mistaken for tentacles. But God wishes you the best so that in itself is not enough to merit warm beer (or whatever your beverage of choice is) in Heaven.