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  • Greetings from Holland!

    Hello everyone!

    I am 23 years old, single and I am from Amsterdam. I am a bisexual vegetarian!

    I work at the HEMA selling cheese. In my free time I like to go out and have fun.

    I think life is too short to spend it being scared of hell as hell doesn't exist. Why not have a fun life instead!


    Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

    - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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    Re: Greetings from Holland!

    You can think whatever you want. Wishing only makes it so in movies and songs.


    Sounds like you're already doomed to hellfire. You seem like too uppity of a feminist to let men put you in your place, repent, and have a chance of being saved from eternal damnation and torment.

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings from Holland!

      Originally posted by Dutch Troll View Post
      Hello everyone!

      I am 23 years old, single and I am from Amsterdam. I am a bisexual vegetarian!

      I work at the HEMA selling cheese. In my free time I like to go out and have fun.

      I think life is too short to spend it being scared of hell as hell doesn't exist. Why not have a fun life instead!
      So you have your wicked way with both cucumbers AND zucchinis. How delightful.

      So, since you hate God, why have you joined a Christian church's discussion forum?

      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings from Holland!

        Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
        Hello everyone!

        I am 23 years old, single and I am from Amsterdam. I am a bisexual vegetarian!

        I work at the HEMA selling cheese. In my free time I like to go out and have fun.

        I think life is too short to spend it being scared of hell as hell doesn't exist. Why not have a fun life instead!
        Can the DoF check the validity of this Godmockstriss? Spelling seems to good for a woman, and especially one from Holland.
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • #5
          Re: Greetings from Holland!

          Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
          Hello everyone!

          I am 23 years old, single and I am from Amsterdam. I am a bisexual vegetarian!

          I work at the HEMA selling cheese. In my free time I like to go out and have fun.

          I think life is too short to spend it being scared of hell as hell doesn't exist. Why not have a fun life instead!
          Nice to meet you.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings from Holland!

            Well, young lady, it just so happens that by judging by your avatar, your age, and your shameful hypersexuality that you would be a perfect candidate for my respected Ladies of the Lord ministry, although I'm sure it would take more than one weekend to pound the Word of Christ into you.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings from Holland!

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              Well, young lady, it just so happens that by judging by your avatar, your age, and your shameful hypersexuality that you would be a perfect candidate for my respected Ladies of the Lord ministry, although I'm sure it would take more than one weekend to pound the Word of Christ into you.
              Are you sure you can break her into Christianity? She seems like a completely lost cause to me.

              This slaggy harlot trainwreck of a human being is what you get when girls are allowed to "express themselves" and are not kept under control by a responsible parent/husband. The disgusting whore makes want to throw up.

              If Hell doesn't exist, then explain
              Revelation 20:14


              And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
              6
              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings from Holland!

                Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                Hello everyone!

                I am 23 years old, single and I am from Amsterdam. I am a bisexual vegetarian!

                I work at the HEMA selling cheese. In my free time I like to go out and have fun.

                I think life is too short to spend it being scared of hell as hell doesn't exist. Why not have a fun life instead!
                I know I will regret asking but what do you consider fun?
                By the look of your avatar you have either a confused or constipated look on your face, are you sure you are getting enough roughage?
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings from Holland!

                  Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                  Hello everyone!

                  I am 23 years old, single and I am from Amsterdam. I am a bisexual vegetarian!

                  I work at the HEMA selling cheese. In my free time I like to go out and have fun.

                  I think life is too short to spend it being scared of hell as hell doesn't exist. Why not have a fun life instead!
                  Well, not to worry about a short life. You will have eternity in the fires of Hell serving Satan and your filthy addictions. You'll get all the perversion you seek and deserve as a nasty and wicked slut.

                  There is a way out in Jesus Christ if you will come to Him. But He cannot come in you and save you if you do not abandon your filthy lifestyle.

                  My best advice would be to repeat the words of the most Godly woman to ever grace this planet.

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                  Praying in Christ!
                  Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings from Holland!

                    Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                    Are you sure you can break her into Christianity? She seems like a completely lost cause to me.
                    I have the utmost confidence in my abilities to perform for her. You'd be surprised how many wayward harlots will open up and receive Jesus. It takes time. You slowly coax them into being relaxed and submissive then you slowly start to convert them. I'm a master of apologetics and debate and no woman can resist my spirited tongue, speaking and testifying on the Lord's behalf. Oh yes, I can get her to take Jesus.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings from Holland!

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Well, young lady, it just so happens that by judging by your avatar, your age, and your shameful hypersexuality that you would be a perfect candidate for my respected Ladies of the Lord ministry, although I'm sure it would take more than one weekend to pound the Word of Christ into you.
                      That sounds like fun. Feel free to contact me if you are ever in Holland!


                      Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                      - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                      • #12
                        Re: Greetings from Holland!

                        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                        Can the DoF check the validity of this Godmockstriss? Spelling seems to good for a woman, and especially one from Holland.
                        Mr, Creeser, your post has a spelling error.

                        Let's see if you can find it.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Greetings from Holland!

                          Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                          Hello everyone!

                          I am 23 years old, single and I am from Amsterdam. I am a bisexual vegetarian!

                          I work at the HEMA selling cheese. In my free time I like to go out and have fun.

                          I think life is too short to spend it being scared of hell as hell doesn't exist. Why not have a fun life instead!
                          Young lady, life is not all fun and selling cheese. It is hard work and an uphill battle. During the few scant years you have on Earth, you must follow the Word of God(c). You have to devote this time to Him. When you die, you'll get to spend eternity in Heaven. Do not get all bound up in frivolities.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Greetings from Holland!

                            Originally posted by Foul Nazi Pig View Post
                            Mr, Creeser, your post has a spelling error.

                            Let's see if you can find it.
                            That's Mr. Creeser to you Nazi scum.
                            -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                            -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                            -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                            -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                            -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                            -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                            -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                            STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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