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  • TheHolyShoebox
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    • Nov 2010
    • 10

    #1

    Hello and HALLELUJAH!

    Good day, brethren! I came to this site in hopes of finding a place where I could discuss my love of The Lord and His scriptures, but I found so much more! My name is Jeremiah and I am a proud American, despite the socialist anti-Christ Barack Hussein Obama currently holding the executive office. I grew up a God fearing Republican and it pains me to see this generation stray so far from the righteous path. I am fully ready to support the Church in any and all future endeavors. Praise Him!
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Hello and HALLELUJAH!

    Amen and welcome. What church do you attend?

    What are some of your favorite verses from the Bible? How many sons has your wife borne you?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • TheHolyShoebox
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      • Nov 2010
      • 10

      #3
      Re: Hello and HALLELUJAH!

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Amen and welcome. What church do you attend?

      What are some of your favorite verses from the Bible? How many sons has your wife borne you?
      I am a proud member of the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), because of their strong stance on the homosexual threat. My favorite Bible quotes are as follows:

      "And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence."
      - 1 Timothy 2:12

      "To the woman he said, 'I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give
      birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.'"
      - Genesis 3:16

      In response to your third question, I am currently raising 2 Christian boys after I put my first child, a woman, up for adoption. I am married to a quiet wife whom I barely even have the need to beat any more.

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      • BelieverInGod
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        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Hello and HALLELUJAH!

        Originally posted by TheHolyShoebox View Post
        I am a proud member of the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), because of their strong stance on the homosexual threat. My favorite Bible quotes are as follows:

        "And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence."
        - 1 Timothy 2:12


        "To the woman he said, 'I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give
        birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.'"
        - Genesis 3:16

        In response to your third question, I am currently raising 2 Christian boys after I put my first child, a woman, up for adoption. I am married to a quiet wife whom I barely even have the need to beat any more.
        Care to explain Shirley Phelps then?

        And while your at it, care to enlighten us to why you would belong to such a liebral church?

        http://www.conservapedia.com/Westboro_Baptist_Church

        http://www.conservapedia.com/Fred_phelps
        • He has also referred to a variety of political figures as "fag-enablers", ranging from Republican Presidents Ronald Reagan. George W. Bush
        • Phelps has been an active contributor to the Democratic Party and was enthusiastic supporter of Al Gore for President in 1988
        • Phelps ran for governor of Kansas as a Democrat in 1990, 1994, and 1998.
        • Phelps wrote a letter to Saddam Hussein that read, in part, We understand that Iraq is the only Muslim state that allows the Gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ to be freely and openly preached on the streets without fear of arrest and prosecution. Alas, the United States no longer allows the Gospel to be freely and openly preached on the streets, because militant sodomites now control our government, and they violently object to the Bible message.
        • Shirley Phelps-Roper has been the most public spokesperson of the Westboro Baptist Church and answers many of the e-mails sent to the church
        Drama queen

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #5
          Re: Hello and HALLELUJAH!

          Jeremiah, do you know Megan Phelps? She is a taff nice young lady and i like her. But she is on the wrong way. Recently i found a video where she is acting like a superstar!


          Leviticus 26

          1 Do not make idols or set up an image or a sacred stone for yourselves, and do not place a carved stone in your land to bow down before it. I am the LORD your God.




          Can you tell her to come to this forum so that we can talk about this?
          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
          -Holocaust Jokes
          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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