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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #16
    Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Dominic View Post
    I've dedicated my life to God through prayer and by teaching children; and I have never been happier in my life!

    Drunks think they are happy too, as are most lunatics and demoncrats. It does not mean they really are. It will be a sad day when you get to Heaven and are shown the garbage chute to hHell, the last time you'll see Jesus will be Him shoving you down it.

    Sister, save your soul, read the KJV Bible, and repent your ring-kissing papist ways. I would think being a stooge for a preist pedophile would cause you to want to vomit.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Sister Mary Dominic
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      • Nov 2010
      • 6

      #17
      Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      When I ask my fellow True Christians™ to pray for me, it is directly to Jesus, not a dead pope.
      Many Catholic do the same. We also ask the the Virgin Mary and saints to pray for us as well.

      O MY JESUS, Forgive us ours sins, save us from the fires of Hell, lead all souls to Heaven, especially those most in need of thy mercy.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #18
        Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Dominic View Post
        Many Catholic do the same. We also ask the the Virgin Mary and saints to pray for us as well.

        Mary is not, I repeat God nor is she Jesus, what is so darn hard to understand? I think you should leave the cheap wine alone and stop posting drunk.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22901

          #19
          Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Dominic View Post
          To Mr. Dewitt: I understand where you might have that misconception, but we do not pray to Mary, we simply ask her to pray for us. It's the same as asking your neighbors to pray for you in the "Prayer Requests" forum. There are also many Catholics who pray directly to Jesus, but some just want a little more help in their time of need.
          No, it's not like that at all. "Ask and it shall be given, seek and ye shall find" Nowhere does it say, "Go bothering Jesus' mom to have her pester Him into doing something that is against His Godly Plan!"

          Why is moaning to Mary more effective than a sincere prayer direct to Baby Jesus?

          Mary is merely the embodiment of some heathen maternalistic idol goddess from whose pagan roots your false church reared its ugly head.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #20
            Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Jo- Freddie haven't seen you around lately, where ya been boy? I guess you have never heard of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
            Yes I have, but you said your book states
            1st Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Dominic View Post
              My name is Sister Mary Dominic. I work as a Catholic school teacher in the English department.
              My favorite verse of the Holy Bible would be Proverbs chapter 6 verse 3
              I want to wish you all a very blessed evening!

              Dear papist whore;

              This is a Christian forum. Renounce the pope antichrist now.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Sister Mary Dominic
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2010
                • 6

                #22
                Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Dear papist whore;

                This is a Christian forum. Renounce the pope antichrist now.
                I can assure you that the Holy Father, the Pope, is NOT the anti-christ.

                O MY JESUS, Forgive us ours sins, save us from the fires of Hell, lead all souls to Heaven, especially those most in need of thy mercy.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22901

                  #23
                  Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist

                  You have Scripture for that? You could read a THIS for a start.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #24
                    Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Dominic View Post
                    To Mr. Jenkins: I do not condone pedophilia, but I do understand that there are some very disturbed people in the Church that need serious help, and I pray every single day that they find that help.

                    I do not understand. First you say you don't condone pedophilia. Then you say you want to help the pedophiles.

                    That's disgusting!
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