Hello fellow Christians!

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

Hello, I have recently discovered this amazing website about God, and how this forum and all its members follow His Word exactly. I am a 31 year old Christian living in Holly Oaks, Delaware. My church is the Bethel Baptist church, and I am ready and willing to spread the Christian faith throughout all the land. One of my favorite quotes is:

"In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him." -1 John 4:9.

YIC,
Melvin K. Dobbs.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Welcome, Melvin, to God's Favorite Forum(tm)! It's nice to have another fellow Bible-believer on board. Tell us, are you married? How many children have you sired? What do you do for a living?

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

No, I am unfortunately not married yet, though I would like to someday, and I am a Fine Arts instructor.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Welcome!

That looks like a good church, but I have one question regarding their statement of faith...

That the New Testament Church is a body of believers associated for worship. The Lord’s Day (first day of the week) is to be set aside for worship; that there be continual missionary interest at home and
abroad for the spread of the Gospel.

Do you believe that the Old Testament is no longer valid?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

No, I am unfortunately not married yet, though I would like to someday, and I am a Fine Arts instructor.

Hmm...unmarried...art teacher...you're not a queer, are you?

Surely there must be some submissive young lady at your church with child-bearing hips that you can pursue.

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Oh, I believe that the Old Testament is a very valid, and explains much more than the New Testament.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Oh, I believe that the Old Testament is a very valid, and explains much more than the New Testament.

Okay, I wasn't sure what they meant by that terminology.

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

I wasn't very sure either.

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

I am no queer. In fact, I horribly abhor queers. They are a menace to His word. The people in the U.S. military should hunt down the gays, and weed them out.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Welcome Melvin, I like what I've read so far, but....

I am no queer. In fact, I horribly abhor queers. They are a menace to His word. The people in the U.S. military should hunt down the gays, and weed them out.

Our Men in the Army need to be focused on the muslims, you know, the terrorists. Also, if the army were hunting them down there would be a lot of blood and could exponentially increase the risk of getting The AID. You don't want the see The AID spread anymore than it has do you?

Homer clearing should be the responsibility of the average citizen. I always carry a heavy duty garbage around with me. This is the safest way to bash a homer; simply sneak up behind him and don the garbage bag over his head, continuing down covering his torso/arms - now you got him. Unable to fight back you can have at it unimpeded. Also, any blood/saliva is kept safely inside the garbage bag.

Hey, I didn't just walk by the schools

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Oh, I'm sorry I didn't explain it clearer.

If you know about current events, there is this "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy in the U.S. Why is there one?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

If you know about current events, there is this "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy in the U.S. Why is there one?

To protect American soldiers from getting raped by filthy gays.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Welcome to God's favorite forum.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Thank you, Pastor Ezekiel.