Oh hallo!

[oblong969]

Why hallo forum peoples. I go to no church, and actually took seventeen years to even set foot in one (last summer) and frankly, felt extremely out of place and weirded out even with no service of any kind going on.
I found Jesus by looking in the section to my right. Here he is:

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Oh hallo!

do you think the sun is:
[..] square
[..] oblong
[..] traversing tha earth from the east to the west
[..] triangular

please answer all questions; if no amswer is exact, just tick the answer that is nearest to what you think

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Oh hallo!

Why hallo forum peoples. I go to no church, and actually took seventeen years to even set foot in one (last summer) and frankly, felt extremely out of place and weirded out even with no service of any kind going on.
I found Jesus by looking in the section to my right. Here he is:

Welcome! What brought you to the Lord? What church did you go to? Was it a True Christian® church?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Oh hallo!

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