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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #61
    Re: your all nuts!

    Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
    Sigh.

    I see that unfortunately you are a fellow countryman. Do you really think that the Queen appreciates what you are doing with her language?
    Mr. Snopes, I have been off working on a tiling project for the past couple of hours, and returned to learn from your post that FiestaSpaz's first language is apparently English.

    I honestly was thinking he was African or something, and more accustomed to speaking in grunts and clicks.

    Goodness, how embarassing for the Scots to learn that someone this dull-witted is representing them on the Internet!
    Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
    Private Pilots Licence. no you can only start to learn to drive at 17 and the earliest time you can pass your test is your 17th birthday. difference is at 17 you can drive on yuor own and can drive a REAL car with a stick



    bECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER.
    In most states in the US, you can get a learner's permit at 16 and a full driver's license as soon as you pass the exam.

    In states with more of an agricultural focus, it is quite normal for 12-year-olds to drive; they typically have been driving large farm equipment since they were 10 or 11, so a car is not much of a challenge.

    Most farm kids also have their CDL (Commercial Driver's License, for handling the big rigs) by 18.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #62
      Re: your all nuts!

      Originally posted by FormerCatholicSinner View Post
      I apologize if I step on any toes, but the OP has made a grave mistake. It is not up to the person saying that there is a God (which even a blind, deaf and dumb man could acknowledge as the TRUTH), but it is up to the person questioning the validity of the claim to show evidence that there isn't a God.

      Still, what can one expect from a confessed incestuous homosexual pedophile who provides alcoholic beverages to his seven year old brother?
      You seem like the good sort. A former Catholic no less. You should start an introduction for yourself.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • FormerCatholicSinner
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Nov 2010
        • 6

        #63
        Re: your all nuts!

        I must have a demon in my computer as a post I intended for another thread was posted on this one.

        This part "I apologize if I step on any toes, but the OP has made a grave mistake. It is not up to the person saying that there is a God (which even a blind, deaf and dumb man could acknowledge as the TRUTH), but it is up to the person questioning the validity of the claim to show evidence that there isn't a God."

        Was not supposed to be a part of this reply, so please forgive me for my error and I apologize for the mistake.

        Originally posted by FormerCatholicSinner View Post
        I apologize if I step on any toes, but the OP has made a grave mistake. It is not up to the person saying that there is a God (which even a blind, deaf and dumb man could acknowledge as the TRUTH), but it is up to the person questioning the validity of the claim to show evidence that there isn't a God.

        Still, what can one expect from a confessed incestuous homosexual pedophile who provides alcoholic beverages to his seven year old brother?

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29443

          #64
          Re: your all nuts!

          I emailed the DCFS in Glasgow, they said they would send a team by in the morning.

          I also contacted the DoF in the area and asked them to send a few men over to keep an eye on the place until DCFS arrives.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Melvin K. Dobbs
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 59

            #65
            Re: your all nuts!

            Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
            i dont see how what job someone does should reflect there place in sociaty barista, presedent, car mechanic or neuclear physisist there all equal right?
            Not in wage, not in intelligence, and perhaps even not in religious beliefs.
            "In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him." 1 John 4:9

            "A soft answer turneth away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger." Proverbs 15:1

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            • FormerCatholicSinner
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              Under Investigation
              • Nov 2010
              • 6

              #66
              Re: your all nuts!

              Originally posted by FormerCatholicSinner View Post
              I apologize if I step on any toes, but the OP has made a grave mistake. It is not up to the person saying that there is a God (which even a blind, deaf and dumb man could acknowledge as the TRUTH), but it is up to the person questioning the validity of the claim to show evidence that there isn't a God.

              Still, what can one expect from a confessed incestuous homosexual pedophile who provides alcoholic beverages to his seven year old brother?
              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              You seem like the good sort. A former Catholic no less. You should start an introduction for yourself.
              Thank you, Sir. I shall do that.

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              • rev dojj
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                • Nov 2010
                • 2

                #67
                Re: your all nuts!

                blimey, you lot are quite strange

                but in saying that, you do whatever you want to do and, as long as you don't try to convert me to whatever it is that you are, then i have no problems with reading some of the strangness posted her

                it's all quite amusing to an outsider to see people proving the world is flat by jumping out of a truck or to "go really high" but i have worked with people such as yourselves and, if that's what you believe, then that's what you believe

                bloke at work used to be called "bless" because he was one of these god botherer types who would have a discussion about god and how we should live our lives according to his way every morning, we'd have a few words and then we'd go on our way, neither he nor us convincing the other party that we were right, but he was one of them jehovas witness types who'd go round knocing on doors of a weekend, same as a mate of mine who i went to school with, he knocked on my door one day and we had a good few hours talking about who was what and how our lives were getting on, he totally didn't press god or jesus on me

                mind you, on the other hand, we had a guy at school was was properly into god, the bible, doing all the xmas and easter stuff, and when he was 19 he was getting his bunghole filled with other blokes baby batter

                anywho, if you want to see how the rest of the world sees you, just click the link, register, and have your say

                *SATANIC LINK DELETED*

                it's easy to come onto another forum as a newbie and spout off and then get jumped upon by the regulars, i just tell it like i see it, and i've joined up to have my say

                i may be back, but i don't see it lasting somehow, but i shall check up on this post from time to time
                Last edited by Jedediah; 11-28-2010, 07:17 PM. Reason: No free advertising for God-mockers.

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                • Gabriel Reproba
                  Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                  The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2479

                  #68
                  Re: your all nuts!

                  Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
                  why arent people like you in padded cells or in a box 6ft down or a jar in someones back room????? you really are the cancer killing this world..... you clearly are uneducated and stupid you should all be brought back to school and re taught physics
                  I don't have time to read the whole thread, but the obvious responses (that may have been pointed out already) are:

                  1. You are lecturing us when you can't even use the word "you're" properly?

                  2. Has your computer lost the Shift key? Again, lecturing people on education while having no clue about proper grammar is the height of hypocrisy.

                  3. We should be "re taught physics?" While we were taught how to read and write American properly enough to know it is "re-taught" and not "re taught," we were NEVER taught the conspiracy of the science world that is "physics."
                  Yours In Christ,

                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                  Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                  Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                  Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                  The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                  Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                  How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                  20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                  God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                  Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                  Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                  Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                  There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                  Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                  • Fiestazs
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                    • Nov 2010
                    • 17

                    #69
                    Re: your all nuts!

                    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                    I don't have time to read the whole thread, but the obvious responses (that may have been pointed out already) are:

                    1. You are lecturing us when you can't even use the word "you're" properly?

                    2. Has your computer lost the Shift key? Again, lecturing people on education while having no clue about proper grammar is the height of hypocrisy.

                    3. We should be "re taught physics?" While we were taught how to read and write American properly enough to know it is "re-taught" and not "re taught," we were NEVER taught the conspiracy of the science world that is "physics."
                    1) do i come accorss as the type of person who actually cares about speeling and grammor

                    2) this is the internet, it is informal and, you are gramer nazi

                    3) well in one of the threads on this forum some one concludes that the world is flat seriously?? world flat are you taking the piss???

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                    • Gabriel Reproba
                      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2479

                      #70
                      Re: your all nuts!

                      Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
                      1) do i come accorss as the type of person who actually cares about speeling and grammor
                      As soon as you start wailing about re-educating people while demonstrating your third grade writing capabilities*, you open yourself to the label of hypocrite.

                      Have a good time in Hell.



                      *While completing the third grade may be quite a rare achievement in your community, let me assure you that the rest of the world is laughing at you.
                      Yours In Christ,

                      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #71
                        Re: your all nuts!

                        Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
                        1) do i come accorss as the type of person who actually cares about speeling and grammor
                        No. You come across as the type of drooling imbecile who couldn't reason his way out of a wet paper bag.

                        2) this is the internet, it is informal and, you are gramer nazi
                        That appears to be three points. However, this is a privately-owned Christian church forum inhabited by intelligent people. If you wish to be taken seriously, you should present yourself seriously.

                        3) well in one of the threads on this forum some one concludes that the world is flat seriously?? world flat are you taking the piss???
                        We are not interested in your "watersports" here. Most of the smileys are only yellow because . . . well, I'm not sure, but it has nothing to do with urine, of that I am certain.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29443

                          #72
                          Re: your all nuts!

                          Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
                          1) do i come accorss as the type of person who actually cares about speeling and grammor
                          Obviously not.

                          2) this is the internet, it is informal and, you are gramer nazi
                          Huh? What language please?

                          3) well in one of the threads on this forum some one concludes that the world is flat seriously?? world flat are you taking the piss???
                          Huh? World flat pissing?? Is that some sort of third world custom?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • ice_wiz
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 1

                            #73
                            Re: your all nuts!

                            Jesus lives, just not in your peoples perpetuated reality. I am aware it is all trolling, and for kicks, I find myself snickering at the stories you people come up with, but some people take this stuff seriously. IT IS ALL A JOKE!

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                            • Gabriel Reproba
                              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2479

                              #74
                              Re: your all nuts!

                              Originally posted by ice_wiz View Post
                              Jesus lives, just not in your peoples perpetuated reality. I am aware it is all preaching, and for kicks, I find myself snickering at the stories you people come up with, but some people take this stuff seriously. IT IS ALL A JOKE!
                              Oh good! I thought these idiot atheists were serious.
                              Yours In Christ,

                              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                              • Mysterious Stranger
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 26

                                #75
                                Re: your all nuts!

                                You know what, you guys are all nuts, sodomy is EPIC!!!!

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