[Joe Lamb]

Re: I feel better already

I can't understand this, I meant Exodus not Ezekiel. I am pretty sure I typed Exodus. That is two verses I have misquoted (or misnamed).

Perhaps the strain of daily life is getting to me. If I knew of a reputable pastor nearby I would definitely get checked out for posession, unfortunately I am surrounded by their spawn and feel a little helpless. If you have the time I can surely use your prayers. Or an edit-and-repentance button.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I feel better already

If I knew of a reputable pastor nearby I would definitely get checked out for posession, unfortunately I am surrounded by their spawn and feel a little helpless.

You feel helpless because you're surrounded by the spawn of Pastors?

If that frightens you, maybe you ARE possessed!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I feel better already

You see I bear a deep and long-held guilt for certain feelings I harbor.

Translation: I'm a limp wristed queer and can't wait to seduce one of your studly True Christian(tm) Pastors and turn him into a nancyboy just like me, then we can do satan's bidding together hand in hand.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: I feel better already

But the second part, about seething a kid in his mother's milk, causes me much consternation.

Son, I don't mean this in a mean way, but in an inquisitive way: Are you retarded? The text is plain as day. You can't seeth a kid in it's mother's milk. Kid = goat. Seeth = boil. "It's mother's milk" - the milk of the mother of that child goat. "Shall not" - don't do these things.

Is English not your first language?

As to the rest of your post, you lost me. Is chicken a child goat? Did I miss a memo or are you an atheist who has discovered the first transitional fossil: that of the ChickGoat?

If you can't grasp this very clear instruction, I don't think Baby Jesus can help you.